bloodtrozorx

Sounds wonderful, Thats a zombie game!

I crown thee, King of Understatements.

Jump out a perfectly good flying machine? No thank you sir. I will agree with HALO jumping in DayZ but only after an hour long "parachute packing" animation. Realism, you know.

So they knock you out maybe?

Can we get OP a bright orange Ghillie to match his hair?

Seems Legit. I don't know, I prefer the "Don't interact with other players" tactic if I'm without my friends.

It's not a bug, its a function of probability. You have a chance of getting KO'd from every zombie hit. The percentage is low but it is still a chance. You lost that roll of the dice.

I've taken to hiding near the main roads and just "people" watching. It's become something I really enjoy.

My favorite stories are in game tales with a little flourish to liven up the experience. For example that thread dedicated to "Stupidest deaths". That is a good read.

I'd like the hatchet reduced to an actual hatchet so I can hold it in one hand and a flashlight in the other. The night time, she is a terrifying mistress.

The first time hunger pushed me out of the woods in search of food or a hunting knife...I never found those beanz or that knife. I starved to death in a treeline north of Dolina. Those were the dayz.

I always thought the point was to build a throne of beans and rule the wasteland as a just Bean King.

First, damn you. Now I have an incredible urge to listen to Alice in Chains. Second, awesome story. Take my beans.

I prefer to book it. I like the stealth and sneaking so I will often go into hiding and see if the kid can find me. If not I'll hit 'em with a smoke grenade or even better a whiskey bottle and watch the ensuing zombie dance party. Then run like hell.

Oh come on man, can't you see the possibilities?! Bandits camping the fast travel spawns! Bambis with no gear running all over NWAF. Fast travel could work! :ph34r:

Usually 2 food and 2 drink. I don't usually carry any more unless I'm playing alone at which point I hoard food and water.

Could I maybe get a 1 handed hatchet so I can hold a flashlight and a hatchet at the same time? Maybe? Please?

I don't see the problem here except for Combat Logging. That's low.

I climbed out of the deer stand east of Kozlovka and turned around to face 4 bandits holding hatchets, I asked over direct if they wanted the M1014 I found up there but there was no ammo. Their leader informed me that I needed a circumcision and that I had 5 seconds to run. They chased me south to Balota Airfield screaming "it's just a little snip!". I rushed out on to the tarmac at the airstrip was promptly hit by a bus. According to the side chat and death messages the bus riders all jumped out and killed the bandits. I spent the next five minutes on the shore laughing...

IRL Information Name: Chris Age: 27 Location: Maryland, USA Timezone: Eastern Standard Time Do you meet ALL the requirements? If not, which ones are you missing and why?: Game Information IGN: Bloodtrozorx Steam ID (if applicable): Bloodtrozorx (teamspeak is the same as well) Desired group role (Medic, sniper, spotter, etc): Medic, Trooper/Assault Why you would like to join? What interested you about us? (min. 4 sentences): This group is attractive to me as a place to have security, as in strength in numbers. I have a strong dislike of bandits. I like being part of team rather then just running solo and I really like the idea. A radio station of the apocalypse, fighting the good fight? Strikes the right Fallout 3 chord for me. What skills / perks can you offer to [GMS]?: I've been a medic, a sniper and stealth agent. I can adjust to whatever is requested.

AKM, M1911 and lots of medical supplies. All I need to hear is "MEDIC"!

I see a very twisted possiblity here...go around giving out cooked meat to players but not telling them it's people til it's too late.

This thread makes me imagine a zoo in Cherno or Electro that has fallen into disrepair and the animals have all escaped into the wild. "Is that a tiger? RUN!"

But you can take out a chopper with the Makarov. I swear.

Passive aggressive post is passive aggressive. You seem bitter despite claiming you are not bitter. I don't know what to tell you about KoS, some people live by the gun in Chernarus.