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Congrats, enjoy it.

I approach other heroes the same way I approach survivors and bandits, I greet them, ask if they need help and then 1. Catch a bullet with my face, 2. help them and be on my way or 3. help them and then catch a bullet with my face. Sure is hard out here for a hero.

I heard a guy used a Makarov to take down a Huey with 1 shot. That has to be humiliating.

I like RedreloadedHD but he might fit your definition of boring with 30 and 40 min videos.

I don't know if you can * a post when you misspelled waste as waist several times in this thread. OT: CQC= Hatchet. Always hatchet.

The only hacker story that didn't end in my death... I was sitting on the hill NW of Cherno scanning the city preparing for a hospital run when someone asked me over direct "Whats up". I spun around in sheer panic only to come face to face with a goat. I decided this goat was probably a hacker so I shot it with my M1014, it turns out in addition to being a goat he was also immortal so he shrugged off my 12 gauge hello. He asked me what I was doing and I told him that I needed to refill my supplies and then he commented on my hero skin asking if I was a medic. He then went quiet and we spent 4 minutes face to face with nothing said. The goat suddenly told me to have a good day and ran off into the woods. Only slightly put off by this I went to the hospital and tried to stuff my backpack with supplies to find it already stuffed with blood bags and morphine. Damn helpful immortal goat.

:beans: For you. Just take them.

I didn't know BI made a map, this thread actually sent me to BI and I bought it. Oh well.

Slenderman. Ohhhh the fun you could have in Chernarus as Slenderman.

Best vehicle moment...well I was heading west out of Cherno in a UAZ and as I came up to the gas station a survivor with no weapon came running out of the small shop. As he dashed across the road I went into 3rd person and watched him run towards the coast only to have my car suddenly jolt. i had unknowing hit a bandit skin with a Lee Enfield. The survivor told me the guy chased him out of Balota airfield and chased him through the woods. I called that UAZ, Bandit Killer. We both met our demise in Stary Sobor. Worst. I crashed an Osprey into the Fire Station at Airport Dubovo on Taviana. Killed 3 survivors. I had never flown before. I have never flown since.

Oh that explains why my teammate burst into flames when the gun on his back took a round. The bandits and my team all ran from him.

I am overcome with the urge to stalk another player until they enter a house then defecate on the front step and run.

Do you know how tempted I was to just post "Bambi"? Do you? I was afraid I'd catch a warning for Low Content post. Hence my explaination here.

I picked it up here since I have never watched Frankie. I like it when used to describe someone who is lost and unfamiliar with the land. Of course with your objection noted and since this is the internet. Bambi.

DayZ has turned into my people watching simulator. I love to watch as other players move about and interact. I may act if I see something I don't like, someone killing fresh spawns or some poor bambi at a zombie dance party but otherwise I enjoy just watching Chernarus pass by.

I'm going to agree with this guy, surely vomiting is a consequence of an illness or ingesting food that was not cooked or water that was not boiled. The OP will have to be cautious about his food and keep some anti-biotics on hand or be able to log and contact a friend if he becomes ill and lacks antibiotics. You can do it OP, I believe in you.

/Make fire in pond /sit on bottom of pond

ITT: 27 doesn't feel quite so old! OT: I agree with you OP, I've played less and less. Content to watch TV or sleep at night rather then play 'Vidja games" but I want to play DayZ all day. All goddamn day.

Tarman is not silly. He wants BRAINS! But yeah, At least DayZ zeds can't talk like the above zombie although that could be kinda really creepy..

Same problem I had with "TA True American Gaming" we shot down two of their choppers and after we fixed one up they both teleported out. Then the admins attacked us in them. When confronted they kicked us.

It is frustrating to lose all your gear to someone who did not legitimately best you and I understand your rage. This is where everyone else comes in to tell you to not get attached to your gear. While I agree with your sentiments in regards to hacking, I believe you could have expressed your views without " these 12 year old faggots".

Fixed that for you.

I had raided the Hosp in Cherno (by the apartments) and was heading east along the treeline when I spotted a guy headed into Cherno on a bike. I watched him pass with his zombie parade and continued east. He came over side several minutes later screaming for help because he was trapped in the now empty hosp. with broken legs. He said he had come to Cherno for morphine but found none. I knew that he found none because of me so I ran west along the treeline and approached the hosp from the north. I threw smoke and rushed the horde and drew alot of them to me before I ran around the building. As the zombies staggered to the smoke or lost interest having lost sight of me I went into the hosp and found him KO'd. I gave him morphine, a transfusion and epi penned him. Then gave him 2 of everything I had looted and when he turned around to look at me I was already halfway across the field. It felt good to help someone so I became a hero.

Gorka, All day. I love hiding out near Gorka or Polana. My whole server happens in Cherno, So I rarely see another player.

Ha, This thread. I wish there was a "Beans for all" button.