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This wasn't really intended for a public audience (more amongst friends) but I thought I'd post it here anyway as some of you might get a kick out of it. It's basically a compilation of all the fraps footage that's been burning a hole in my hard drive. There are plenty of scenes; you can just skip through the ones that don't interest you. Highlights include: some sweet hatchet murders a thrilling police foot chase, ending with the apprehension of a dangerous criminal bob sledding talking rabbits and goats drink driving shit getting blown up Australians

if you cant handle it go back to cod son

one time there was this guy on side chat asking for help repairing a bus. i'm like sure bro whatever, i'll bite... figured it was an ambush; if it really was legit i was gonna steal the bus. turns out it was legit, so i helped him out and didnt even steal the bus taking away side chat was probably the number 2 biggest mistake in this game, after taking away your starting beans

as long as you have a few box mags it's pretty much impossible to die from zombies with that gun. you could have 50 running at you and ud just mow em all down, firing from the hip haha

I thought the mk48 was the greatest gun in the game until I experienced the SAW. The mk48 does 8000dmg vs the SAW's 3555 sure... but the rate of fire means there isn't a huge practical difference. there IS a big practical difference in recoil though; SAW has much less so you can use it as an assault rifle and fire standing, as well as go rambo or just lay down suppressive fire i got a 700m kill shot with the mk48 on a guy on top of one of the cherno buildings; had a friend spot for me and help me adjust with his binocs, haha.

m4 sd GL is not in the mod, no. but hackers spawn it sometimes. it would pretty much be my dream gun. the m4sd as it is, is the most useful gun in the game

some of the skins dont work. others do. the hitler one is awesome

DMR has more zoom, and is pretty similar in everything else.

I and a guy who is stuck in the debug hill tried a few things last night: 1. teleported him to chernarus and killed him 2. teleported him to chernarus, got him to change into a ghillie, waited 5 mins, killed him 3. teleported him to chernarus, waited 5 mins killed a couple zombies, had him abort each time he respawned at the debug hill. i've got a few more things to try like slaying the player whilst he's in the debug hill, or maybe changing him into an animal and then teleporting him, etc. I do recall that when one time a friend and I were trolling some noob hacker in a freddie kruger mask who was running around killing people, i turned my friend (who has no hax) into a goat to harrass this guy; I was invisible so every time he'd kill my goat friend I'd just teleport him back to us straight away from the debug hill. Not sure if I changed my friend back to a person or just left him as a goat before we changed server; either way he didn't respawn stuck on the debug hill. so maybe messing with the animal skins could be something to try... PM me with steam/skype details if you wanna have a crack at it with me; if we manage to solve it then I'll post here again and fix up anyone who wants help

even with a quiver it wouldn't be worth using because A) the sights suck and it is inaccurate B) it has no range C) it has jack all damage

I also love hunting a man, and I would relish the opportunity to hunt another manhunter. I'll be seeing you soon son

I've always been able to simply edit my player profile name in the menu, whereas none of my friends can. I'm not sure why

the nerfs are realistic. didn't you know you start with full body kevlar?

Just a heads up: on some servers, when hackers try to teleport you, you get kicked for script restriction instead. So it could be that

OP could've shortened his essay down to one point (which he did raise): sniper rifles will cease to be a problem when duping is fixed in the stand alone. Imagine how rare 50 cals are gonna be, or more importantly: imagine how rare ghillie suits are gonna be. The ghillie is what makes the sniper so deadly, not the rifle. The 50 cals are for noobs anyway; they stick out like a sore thumb. I'll take the DMR or cz550 any day

IRL most snipers use bolt actions partly because they actually let you engage multiple targets more easily than a semi auto. Can't remember why; perhaps less recoil?

Shouldered fired SAW is extremely accurate IRL; as accurate as an m16. IRL it isn't used like an mg42; instead the user fires short, controlled, accurate bursts from all firing positions, at both short and long ranges. It can also be used from the hip Rambo style if required. A friend of mine is a SAW gunner, and he likes to remind me regularly that IRL machine guns are overpowered. lol

I was thinking of doing a proper Cops episode, with the music, monologue and everything. that'd take a lot more effort than just picking up some beanbanger at komarovo and frapsing it

^ hackers still frequent lower player servers. They can see you on the map and just teleport for you, so it's not liek they need a full server in order to find someone

wait wat

its the most useful gun in the game silent 2 hit kill on zombies 4-5 hit kill on ppl in semi auto there is no recoil, no matter how many rounds u shoot

If you mean a paradise for snipers like me who just set up in a bush somewhere north of the city and snipe the noob snipers who think it's a good idea to snipe from building roofs, then definitely when u think about sniping from a roof just remember: you cant see me but i can see you (along with anyone else)

maybe it was because it was dark, and I was using NVGs, but the muzzle flash was way too bright to aim at the target. and the recoil was huge. the mk48 suffers from none of these problems, and does the same damage also the LMGs in this game work very effectively from the hip. you can mow 20-30 zombies down easily with the mk48; most vet servers give you crosshairs. try it sometime... you may actually have what they call "fun" fagget i've also gotten a 700m kill with the mk48; had a friend spotting for me through binocs. fuck im leet

sniped a guy on lighthouse the other day; thought he had a barret but on closer inspection it was a PKP. apparently this gun is not in the mod... it is also pretty shitty. was planning to run through cherno with it firing from the hip rambo style, but then we met a friendly hacker who spawned a chopper and took us for a ride, but crashed soon after. haha