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  1. how bout I give you nothing for your gear, and if you don't like that transaction, i'll jab ya in the gums with a crowbar
  2. hackers teleporting can sometimes be an opportunity... the one time i got teleported to some military urban training mockup area that usually isnt on the map, amidst the commotion of ppl running around getting shot i found an ammo box with 50 copies of almost every weapon in the game, rofl. grabbed some shit and logged off
  3. I am a huge duper myself and have perfected the forbidden arts. That said the game would be much better if they fixed it, and there is a way to do that without changing the engine: make it impossible to put major weapons in backpacks. Maybe have them take up 25 slots, or just get rid of the bigger backpacks. this won't solve duping NVGs (they shoiuld be taken out of the game anyway), ghillies, etc etc... but it will solve the biggest problem which is duping machineguns and sniper rifles.
  4. I use the DMR over the 50 cals anyway, simply because they stick out like a sore thumb; they are massive and uncamoed. not being seen is the sniper's main weapon and u can see a ghillietard with a 50 cal from miles away
  5. it could have been just some c*unt chucking nades, like in this video: We did feel really bad after doing this, but when you find a shitload of grenades and run across 4 guys in an open field at night... sometimes the animal part of the brain takes over
  6. taking out the murder count could be a good move. i tend not to murder weaponless beanbangers unless im gonna do something hilarious (i usually just troll them) but getting that murder count up is always tempting. and i do get a thrill when it goes up, and rage a bit when it doesnt register a kill
  7. Guys, it's Hoffies. You're the DayZ community so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some beanbangers in the Cherno apartments, uh some weaponless noobs on the coast maybe 5 or 10 um a survivor I met at Kamenko. I left him in a parking lot behind some gas station. I killed Jonathan, my old steamfriend, with a lee einfield, and some guy uh some faggot with an Alice pack last week. I killed another guy with a revolver; I had to, he almost got away and uh someone else I can't remember maybe a girl? but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with a hatchet to the face, his body is being eaten by zombies in Electro. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've murdered maybe 20 survivors, maybe 40. I have Fraps vids of a lot of it, uh some of the guys have seen the vids. I even, um... I ate some of their beans, and tried to cook one guy's meat. Tonight I, uh, I just had to murder a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So if you read this, I may show up in LA 1, so you know, keep your eyes open.
  8. I went on a manhunt once. I just got back from Nam. I was hitchhiking through Oregon. Next thing I know there's a bunch of cops chasing after me through the woods! I had to take them all out, it was a bloodbath!
  9. yeah because in the military they never fire weapons from their vehicles... guessing youve never seen generation kill
  10. lame. drive bys would be epic. so much for the "sand box"
  11. It's a movie quote you duds; it isn't intended to be split into paragraphs. He just blurts it straight out in the film. In fact I ripped it straight off IMDB and edited it slightly. Jesus Christ. You guessed that I'm American (I'm not) so I'll reciprocate: You're German (or some boring nondescript European country nobody cares about like Holland), because of the anal-retentive grammar Nazism, the blatant insecurity and resulting need to feel better about yourselves, the "herp derp Americuhhh" comments, the lack of pop culture knowledge and painful overuse of commas in your sentences. Give me your names and favourite servers and I will hunt every single one of you down and axe you in the face, except for johnnyglitter 'cause he's cool.
  12. friends and I found a bike on an empty server, saved it somehwere then left and went to another... and it was stil there. then we changed server again and it was still there. i thought vehicles were server specific
  13. In the Russian forum I believe their version of this "Any stories you feel bad about?" thread has people regaling each other of those times when they didn't shoot on sight. Apparently some of them are really cut up about the time they bandaged complete strangers
  14. fact is, if they are just spawning or have no good gear, everybody just suicides repeatedly until they spawn near friends... it is always quicker than running across the island. everyone does it, and it is retarded. so there may as well be a feature that lets you spawn in the coastal vicinity of friends; at least the general area
  15. camping airstrip with NVGs and DMR is the cheapest and most bastard move in the game... i know because I do it. you shouldnt feel bad for logging out in such an instance; if it were me snipin ya i wouldnt get mad
  16. I think this game would be a lot more fun and realistic if you could set up claymores, or perhaps more primitive traps like punjii sticks. I was going to say remote detonated c4 but I think that would be too much.
  17. other people cant hear the bell though; at least my friend couldnt when i tried it
  18. Wait there be satchel charges at the airfield?
  19. There are actually some damn good ideas in this thread. Just the overall idea of limiting what you can do by yourself (through whatever way; less tool slots, etc) is fucking brilliant. This is something I like to rage about when it comes to the recent battlefield games actually; the simple fact that you no longer have specialised classes but instead "do it all, one man army" classes pretty much destroyed the cooperation between total strangers that was a hallmark of the series... well that and removing squad voice chat.
  20. Because there was never a time in history when this was the rule rather than the exception, saving perhaps when we were primitive man, and even then it wasn't people wandering around by themselves killing anyone they came across, but tribes of people. The most lawless periods in history did not have anywhere near the kind of blase murder that his game does. I say that as a player who murders quite a bit
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