MANPOSSUM

Just now noticed the hatchet hanging on the wall, and the beans on the windowsill... mind = blown

Revolver... Rick Grimes all the way. But it all seriousness, my favorite gun is the AKs74u, ammo is plentiful, sights are good, its so pretty!

Chance of a hunting knife blunting should be much lower than 30%, and matches should only become wet after a rainstorm, there should be waterproof matches that spawn in more rarely. Possibly an item that allows for tools to be re-sharpened?

Never seen anything at green mountain, except this one time when there were like 3 toolboxes at the top of the tower.

Obscure reference to the simpsons. When Homer gets taken in by Cletus and his kin, Cletus confronts a government inspector poking around his moonshine still. Cletus tells him to "Drop your firesticks, Manpossum", and I knew that had to be my internet name.

I would like it if they had a slower, shuffling sort of movement.

I was rolling with my CQF (RIP) buddies, on a routine run to the Krasnostav general store to secure some beans and cola drank for our ninja base. We pull the hippie van up outside Krasnostav and we enter from the south. I was dressed up real fancy in my ghillie, with my trusty M24 ready to make a hole in the little fella that had taken up residence in the general store. I took up a position in the red churchy looking building overlooking the store, and my three buddies went to flank around into the store. Then my victim walked out of the store, in his ghillie suit, carrying his m249, and he got mobbed by an estimated 20 zombies. He starts spraying his m249 all over the place in an attempt to get he infected off his ass. The poor thing was a danger to himself, as well as my buddies, so I capped him in the knee. He keels over and the zombies finished the job. I get my beans and leave, with a shiny clean debug monitor.

Price, there's a contact in the church tower to our right, you'll have to take him out for us to continue... This'll be fun