Dr. Goner

Warthunder is fun as hell. I've been playing The Stanley Parable. It's pretty damn original. Not sure how much replay value it has. I figure for fourteen bucks, even if I only play for eight hours it was worth it.

Oh man, I can feel it in my bones. I can't imagine how exited they are. I'm assuming it's all the minutia that comes along with a project like this that's bogging them down now. Twitter, facebook, blogs, what ads to run and where, which interviews to do. I think it's that stuff that Rocket was talking about when he said it was time consuming. I'm pumped. It's the final lap dudes. Breathe deep.

Yeah, I went through a dark period of time where I was constantly lashing out at people on here. It was really more about my personal unhappiness over the last year. I apologize to any and all that had to deal with my dark tone. Basically, I just decided to lighten the hell up.

If you're interested in tort reform and the litigious nature of US culture. I highly recommend the documentary Hot Coffee. I think you'll be surprised. Big business has been waging an anti lawsuit campaign on the american public for decades. I'll just say this. I used to think the lady that sued McDonald's was wrong. When I realized that she was 85, received third degree burns all over her genitalia, initially only wanted McDonald's to cover the skin grafts as they had been warned about the temperature of their coffee, literally, thousands of times. She was forced to sue because they wouldn't cover ten grand in medical costs. Only then a jury of her peers (that's normal folks like you and I) decided to award her what they thought just, two days of McDonald's coffee profit. That documentary changed my tune. Really really interesting. But to answer your question, yes I should sue Rocket personally for turning me into an alcoholic. Lambo here I come. I'm going to be smoking money cigars by the end of the month. I'll also own DayZ standalone. . . Bwahhahahahhhahahhahha!!! Bwahahahhahahhahhaah!!!

Dude, I have such a hangover this morning. For some reason after drinking a couple really strong beers (22oz bombers of Southern Tier Oat its like 12percent), I thought it would be a good idea to consume and entire bottle of Trader Joe's white wine. I know, what the hell is wrong with me? With every drink I took, I thought, god this is disgusting, which only made me chug it to get it down. The zen of drinking alone. Slow start to my day. Luckily I had some anti nausea medication left from my wisdom tooth extraction. Waiting on the stand alone is turning me into an alcoholic. I hope you're happy Rocket. EDIT: Grammar, not sure why I even try.

I think he's already told you. Re read his post and let it soak in.

Should we start a 'release date harassment topic'? Holy hell I'm excited! I love fall. Imperial stouts, red meat, and kick ass video games. Not to mention my favorite baseball team is playing in the world series. GO CARDINALS!!

Hicks! Thank you for the great tid bits here and there. Keep up the great work. Do you think I might be playing DayZ, say, this weekend?

Can you tell us when it's coming? Just kidding, the tid bits we've seen via Hicks look great. I'm really hoping it's soon. I think I'm finally bored with KSP after close to 200 hours!

Is this supposed to be a joke or what? He means frames per second. Strange folks remain on the forums these days.

Or you can just click the view translation button below the tweet.

I was curious about this as well. I remember them talking in the past that they would be EXTREMELY difficult to find. My guess is, they are doing a lot of testing and that's why everyone is running around with one now, but when SA come out, they will be really rare. My question is this: Since they were able to move the DayZ assets to ARMA 3 so easily (cereal, money, etc.) does that mean that items from ARMA 3 can be moved into DayZ with ease?

Also this, the small boat is all other 'survival horror' games and the big boat is DayZ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=svFwsJsHHGs#t=11

Here's my theory, they deleted the private access file hence 'ownersonly' and soon will be uploading the current playable version that isn't locked down. Holy hell, what do I do, I don't know whether to shit or go blind. IT IS HAPPENING!!!!

One of my favorite bands (the) Melvins have practiced this for years. They'll do like a forty-five minute noise set to clear out the non believers before they lay down their all mighty rock. Salad of a Thousand Delights!!

Good turnip everyone! This forum beets the broccoli out of all the others. I wonder if there will be canned green beans in the standalone. Just wanted to stay on topic. Tomato

Ha! Yeah, I guess this one's a little close to home for me. Cornfields are awesome. They used to tell us these horror stories as when I was young. They would tell us about kids that went into corn fields and got lost and died of thirst. We had a ball out there.

lettuce.

Their rage is only the tip of the iceberg. . .

Today's corn crop, the one you see growing in rows, would die out after one season. I wouldn't mind having corn fields but it would break the immersion quite a bit. Unless, the setting is first year after outbreak.

I'm having fun with KSP .22 for the moment. I uninstalled all my mods and am doing a clean run at career mode. I've played that game for 130 hours. I say that's a deal at 22 dollars. Highly recommend it to anyone needing a cheap game while waiting for DayZ SA.

That image of all the new items has got me really excited. Come on guys let's do this by Halloween!! Great work and the interview with Ivan is excellent and informative. So thanks r/dayzbulletin team!

Can you guys say how close the game is to being released as an Alpha SmashT? I'm guessing around Halloween but Arkham Origins comes out soon as well. Ahhhh!!! So many choices.

I said, I count myself in the group. That means I understand you. Though, I feel sorry for you if you don't have twenty-four hours away from the forums. Go to the park, see a movie, go to sleep and wake up and go to the park again. There, twenty four hours away. Enjoy life.

Holy hell, I never get on here on weekends but decided to see if there was any word on release date. What happened people? It seems the only people left on this forum are the idiots. That's right. I just called all of the last three pages worth of people idiots. I include myself in their ranks. This forum was great at one point. Let me just ask this: Seriously, why are you still here? Do you have nothing better to do? My Answer: It's like a sore tooth. No matter how bad it hurts, I just can't stop touching it.