Dr. Goner

Ha! They could just give them out to anyone that's posted on here in the last say four hours. That would thin the pool a bit. It'll all work out.

Punishing.

Also, Please tell me this will be in the game. http://kotaku.com/british-game-store-now-sells-dinner-in-a-can-1477202692?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

I prefer this method. EDIT: Watch closely for the bail out.

I'll never give up that information.

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'm not reading anything you said!!!! Where have you been? We were cold, we were scared, we felt alone?!?!?

I love the fact that every little thing the devs do causes someone somewhere to jump to a conclusion about the release, but the fact that Matt changed his twitter picture to fireworks a few days ago didn't get so much as a peep. Poor Matt, I'll chip in here. Holy Hell!! Matt Lightfoot just changed his Twitter page photo to exploding fireworks!!!! Choo fucking choochety choo mother chooters!!! Here we go! Choo. https://twitter.com/mattbloomer

I've made some personal changes in my life as of late and I see a couple people lashing out here and on the Quick Update thread. I fell into a state of dickheadery myself a few months back, but when I looked at my situation, I realized my complaining about DayZ wasn't about DayZ and the development at all, it was just due to the fact that I was unhappy. Rocket smiles through all of this craziness and the whole dev team goes to WORK everyday, moving forward with their product under intense scrutiny from so many people. Not to get long winded, but Rocket has led me to games like Project Zomboid and Kerbal Space Program. In fact, I hadn't played a game in quite a while on any platform until I read a little blurb on the best Mods of 2012 one year ago today. This has been one of the best years of gaming in my life. What's hilarious is, all of the games I'm playing are still being worked on. It's AWESOME! Thanks for suffering my sentiment, but I feel good and so should you. I've gained a calmness through this community because some of you put up with my shit early on. Following this project has changed me for the better. So, to my point, if you're coming just to bitch and moan, think about why you're really doing it. Go for a jog, take a long walk, call your mom and tell her you love her, but for crying out loud, don't fuck with people just to get a rise. Well that was a ramble. Fuck it, just look at this. . .This is my never ending high five to all of you. EDIT: I removed the crazy gif that was here.

Ha! Looks like you picked up right were you left off. Way to hold onto that anger man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyc9TdDoKu8

I haven't played since March of this year. The group I played with were all pretty hardcore Arma fans, so they moved over to playing Arma III, which is fun as hell. I've been playing a lot of Project Zomboid lately. Can't wait to play some Alpha SA!

It's OK buddy. I was just joking. Good luck figuring your problem out.

Great, now DayZ is FORCING people to drop out of school. Thanks a lot guys.

I think non traditional "vehicles" used to transport gear would be awesome. Shopping carts, wheelbarrow's, etc. I'm sure it's been mentioned.

There's a specific section in Russian for the questions you're asking. Also, how in the hell are you "seeing by butt?" My GF says I have my head up my ass but I usually can't see when that's the case.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but he posted this on Reddit first. He loves this forum though. Seems like they're getting really close fellas! I'm pumped to start DayZ for the first time again!

Ah man, I feel like crap now, good luck with it man. I'm just going to be driving for hours to stuff my face with boredom and turkey while watching my brother's kids beat the hell out of each other. Hold on a minute, who has it worse again?

I would be really happy if it came out this week. I have one more free weekend before holiday obligations begin. If I don't buy it this week, I'm afraid I'm going to be forced to watch from the sidelines until after the new year. That's going to be painful considering I've been following development for almost a year. It's been fun though.

I think it would be interesting if they broke down what the thirty member team is working on. For example this week: 10 artists worked on food items 10 programmers worked on character creation bug 10 coffee interns got coffee and did blow in the toilet. I don't feel like they owe us any info at all, but occasionally I get the feeling that Rocket is the only one working on stuff and I know that isn't the case. I like how KSP does it. Every week they break it down and show what team members are doing what. It's a nice personal touch and keeps me checking in from time to time. Thanks!

I think I have deja vu. Didn't we talk about the fact that Steam is hosting servers and it won't be an issue also when the bugs fixed Rocket presses the button and it's out, last month? I can't remember anymore. Every week someone says it'll be here next week. It's been going on since July. No offense, but I don't think anyone knows at this point. That Snoww guy, who is a tester, said 100% by 2014 but I don't think Rocket or anyone has spoken to the issue in months. EDIT: Specific dates that is. I know Rocket has stated that it's out when this latest bug is fixed. But then there was another bug, so I'm not even sure what bug they are on at this point. I think it's a crash occurring during character creation.

FRAGGLE!!!!!! You're back.

This should keep us all busy for at least a hundred hours right? http://cachemonet.com/

No loot confirmed in standalone.

So they killed you and took your stuff? Those Russian basterds.

I like how they do "child" zombies in project zomboid. There is no animation for them, in other words you'll never see a child zombie or bash it's head in, but every so often you hear their childlike groans. It's really weird. A LOT can be done with sound.

I hope you realize your logic is a bit flawed considering the BIS's release date record that I posted above. I'm sticking with what Rocket has said. When the performance is there, the game will be released. It could be any day of the week. Hell, they are so immersed and passionate about this thing right now, I doubt they know what day of the week it currently is! On this type of project, working weekends is a given. Even if it comes out on a Tuesday, I bet this whole team knows they have some serious midnight/weekend oil to burn for the first couple weeks at the least. I mean, they're working until 2AM and on weekends most of the time now. EDIT: Also, I like to picture you yelling all your posts due to the use of (!). Please tell me you are yelling constantly.