Dr. Goner

Close, but it's actually George W. Bush. I was a better president than him. Also, I am better than you at everything. Do not try to test me.

It's not my voice. It's your mom's voice.

I am way better than you at this game, I'm better than you at everything and I'm the best at anything I try to do. If I don't try to do it, it's shit. Just test me. Levity can be found here, I picture you as the guy in the building towards the end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJuEnSeB3TQ EDIT: I have no mirrors in my home because they make me erect. It's huge. EDIT 2: Bigger than your yours. . . trust me.

Does she give blow jobs like an ATM machine? Also, do you even lift?

Maybe you need a hobby. You should try /r/outside I think it has everything you're looking for.

Just search the forums for "Combat Logging" this is the term you are looking for and there is a ton of information on it. They are definitely working towards a fix.

Early on you should be eating all of the food you find until it says your stomach is full. Storing food inside of your internal energy storage makes more sense than your backpack ;)

That is absolutely the map. The best way to determine your location is probably right when you spawn that way you can limit the number of posibilities. Once you are inland it can be a bit more difficult, but it's still doable. Look for buildings along roads and note the features of the landscape around you, is there a pond, open field, forest, etc. Find the town name on a blue sign outside of a random town, it will be in Russian, this will tell you what town you are near. Good luck man, there is a learning curve but before you know it you'll always know your location.

I've played for nearly 60 hours and enjoyed the hell out of it. I'm not sure what it is you are doing wrong. Apparently to you the game is unplayable without 200 guns. Let me ask you this. Why not just play Arma 3? It's amazing and they have all the weapons you could ever want. DayZ is a survival simulator not a military sim. EDIT: Also here is the current road map: http://forums.dayzga...tures-for-dayz/

Dude, they have set forth exactly what they are working on with time frames. Jesus man, do you even read the announcements section? http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/156129-confirmed-upcoming-features-for-dayz/

Well, they haven't mentioned anything about adding weapons in the next few updates so I wouldn't hold your breath. As far as I know, they are working on security fixes, adding zombies, server optimization, and hunting and cooking.

I have reported the "yellow case" bug as well. You are currently able to place yellow cases inside of each other endlessly. This does eventually cause problems. I know that the back pack issue, if taken far enough, can crash a server completely and definitely cause desync issues with individual players. I have yet to encounter problems when using "containers" as intended. By this I mean, if I fill my back pack with full containers, I don't have problems. Though, the more individual items in the container cause it to take a while to appear after I place it in my "vicinity" I'm assuming this is due to the server scanning each individual piece of ammo or something.

Not sure where you are located but the GA servers transition nicely. Though, it's weird, they get dark at like noon.

I would prefer if it were done with bandages, scars, tattoos, and other identifying factors besides an over head icon. But I definitely agree that you should be able to remember people due to individual "looks". They should be able to go into hiding as well though. For instance, if I totally change my appearance you may not recognize me immediately in real life. But then you see that tell-tale scar over my eye and shoot me in the face. I really want my character to show the signs of his battles. Every bandaged wound should be visible in one way or another. Plus growing beards and shaving would be cool, some would choose to grow a big beard other would stay clean. I don't know how realistic that is.

It's just a bad idea. Accept the possibility that everything you want isn't correct. True enlightenment is being able to hold separate ideas in your mind at the same time.

Also, my buddy Hogs and I figured out how to place tents and make a camp. In case you're gullible, I'm just kidding. This is a new area on the map available for all to find.

Landscapes from the weekend.

I believe the spawn points on your map need updated. As far as I know, the update they did last time removed spawns from the south western portion of the map. Also, as previously noted, there are some other military areas that you haven't noted. Other than that. Awesome job! Beans for you.

I would honestly like to see what the devs could do with an area similar to that in Project Zomboid. Basically rural US.

You're like a total badass. Hey everybody, badass over here there is. I bet you kill everyone you see. I'm afraid of you. Please don't hurt me.

This is inaccurate info. It was an optimization issue. Morons will be able to write all the racist stuff they want when implemented.

I ran into the "jail" in the military base south of NWAF. I should have checked my corners because you killed me. I'm assuming you were in the upstairs room waiting for me to come in. I came in and ran to the other side of the bunks and went prone to examine the m4. Next thing I know "you are dead". My question is how did you kill me?

I feel exactly the same way. I don't sit around waiting to snipe people, so the m4 is fine with me. I have hit someone at 400 yards with it. As far as one hit kills are concerned, that all depends on how low the persons health already is.

Yeah, I hadn't had it happen either. I was still on my second character from probably close to three weeks ago. Today, I logged on and thought it was weird that I could see a zombie walking in place. Accidentally hit my scroll wheel and it gave me the gear option as if to loot a dead body. That body was mine. I saw that my character was listed as bleeding. Apparently the server was desynching as I logged in. My friend made it to my body. He said there was just a zombie standing there and my guy was just kneeling as if still alive. He then experienced some weirdness and we both got off of that server. I've had an AMAZING time with my new character though. Spawned in Beri, met up with my buddy and we hiked across the map. The best part of this game is "rebuilding" your character. In retrospect, I'm seriously glad that it happened. It reminded me that not being attached to your gear in DayZ leads to some truly amazing gaming experiences. I just traversed the entirety of NWAF with fifteen people on the server. I even ran across the runway. It's a blast. If I die again, I'll have a great time getting geared again.