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I've been thinking of selling a shitty car I have myself... Here's the question, HOW would one do this trade legitimately?

Yeah until you log in on some random server and turn into charcoal instantly due to the flames you spawned in. That sounds pretty funny actually...

YES I want to see the noobs CRY!

The warehouse doors that slide... I can imagine opening those things and just hearing the zombies flip shit. Perfect example, like this, but with more sliding sounds.

Damn what if bursting anus was the climax to the sickness you get when you get too cold. That would suck ass...

I ran a forum search and realized how confused people are about the whole vehicle respawn thing... The first question people want to know is what happens to the vehicle count when a vehicle is destroyed? Some say that the vehicle is gone for good, and the vehicle count on the server will slowly decrease until all vehicles are gone and destroyed. Others say that the server is supposed to (Or if not, then should) note the vehicle that is destroyed and respawn a new vehicle in a random location at the next server restart. That's fine and dandy, but as far as I know, vehicle destruction is permanent. So when a vehicle is destroyed it is gone for good, and eventually all vehicles on the server will be gone. If this is the way it works, then the only way to replenish vehicles would be to run some kind of an uber database reset like that of a few days ago, when all the vehicles came back. Unless I'm mistaken, isn't this currently the only way to bring vehicles back? And if so, when one of these resets takes place again, what will happen to vehicles owned by players currently? Will they disappear (As well as the items inside them) and respawn as useless husks elsewhere?

I had just spawned after losing my character to a single zombie who knocked my out and ate me. I was right next to Balota and decided to hit the airfield. I saw someone in a Ghillie suit checking the hangars, and I could see he had some kind of an assault rifle. So I ran to the Control Tower thinking that he would check it eventually. Someone placed two sets of sand bags inside, and after hopping both I ran over to the stairs and proned. Sure enough he walks in front of the doors to the tower and starts to hop the first barrier. I hesitated to aim for his head, and as he hopped the second barrier I dropped him with my Makarov. He had a Coyote pack on him as well as an M4. I'll never forget how hard he raged because he got killed by a 'Makarov noob'. I lol'd.

Yeah I think the devs needs to officially let us know how this system works. They've mentioned that "Vehicles are Working" but what does that really mean? For how long? What will happen to them in the long run? And the questions I asked above...

No no no, not zombies that explode or tongue rape you from 20 meters away. It's clear that there's three types of zombies. Ankle-biters, Hoppers, and Walkers... But they're all the same technically. (Adults, mid-weight) First of all, ARE there female zombies? I haven't noticed, but if there aren't maybe there should should be. Other than that, what about children? The game is brutal right? I can imagine 15 little zombie boys and girls running out of the school and turning my face into a salad. Besides, smaller targets right?

Nah I just want some more variety that adds more complications to combat with zombies. Tiny man-eating children would be psychologically and physically effective.

True, I forgot about the nuns. Crazy bitches too...

While exiting Devil's Castle a single zombie was alerted to my presence. After missing his head with my G17 he hit me once and knocked me out for over a minute, during which I bled to death. Coyote, M4, Etc. A legitimate death, but sucky.

That would be the best troll, ever.

I've been playing about two weeks now. Although I have not solely had dreams about DayZ, last night was my first dream that had absolutely nothing to do with DayZ. One dream I remember very well involved me finding a helicopter on a hill. I saw that it was fully repaired and ready to go. So I hopped in it, picked up my friends, and we started rappelling into Stary and the NW Airfield to loot. For some reason the Huey had two grenade launchers instead of M240's. It was awesome. The dream ended when I suddenly realized that I was dreaming and didn't actually have a helicopter in the game. I woke up and started playing some more. :D

Interactive maps are cool. Seeing all of the places I can go and loot stuff is handy... But what I really want is a new kind of interactive map in which you can place marker A, then marker B, and be told how far the distance is, and how long it will take to run it. (Estimated) Isn't that usually the question? "How long will it take?" I mean, once you have quarters and pennies to hold down your 'W' key, that's what it comes down to. :D

Oh god of course I wouldn't leave it running. I just don't have to hold 'W' down. Gives me two free hands :D

Let me get this right... You had gear that good, and you decided to get into a vehicle that was INSIDE a tent? What were you thinking? You should know these vehicles are made of explosive glass, and that there was no way you were going to get them out. Why even bother checking when you could safely assume that they were doomed in the first place?

Temperature is not broken. If it gets low enough, you're screwed. In 1.7 it works fine. Also, I'm pretty sure the Debug Monitor is temporary, hence it's name.

If Chernarus was an island, with actual rivers, I would say use it. Since this is not the case and you might at well be floating on a board, I have no idea what you should do with it.. Zombies run about 30 km/h. Players probably run at 20 or so... So, since the boat is slower than a player... Maybe you could trade it and give it to a collector? Or shoot it...?

I logged in this morning to find that my vehicle was gone. It's very possible that it was snatched, but I can't help but wonder if the security breach affected the servers at all, since last night everything was working fine. (Maybe the some servers were reset to a previous date?) I just want to know whether my hiding job was at fault or not. :P -Seattle 7-

It was definitely the server. After a day without my beloved truck, we have been reunited. :D I suggest if you have a vehicle that's disappeared, check back later and it will probably be there.

Once upon a time I found a UAZ (Red). It was my first vehicle ever and I was jizzing all over the place after I fixed the wheels, hull, and engine. While cruising through Polana I maneuvered to dodge some debris. I must have bumped it, (Dispite the lack of a banging noise) because my UAZ (Red) slowed to a stop almost instantly! Then I exploded. Another time, I was trying to get through Gorka with my newly acquired Old Hatchback... Green everything, but an orange Engine of course. I hit a fence with the hopes of knocking it over. But naturally my Hatchback merged with the fence, and promptly exploded. I totally understand this is an Alpha, and I'm not raging like a bitch... But damn, it's like their carrying landmines or something!

Oh jeeze where to start... I think the clicking from the pedals sounds like a dinner bell to the zombies, I can see how going through Cherno got you in trouble. :D My tractor makes less noise than the bike I swear... Rabbits, Barricades, Zombies, Players, DON'T HIT THEM. You'll get a nice fracture and a broken bike in no time. Oh, and Did anyone else notice that to repair a bike tire you need a car wheel? Lol

Nope, not mine. I do hope that it's just the server bugging out though. I once had a tractor though, and when the server crashed it was gone. So was another vehicle that I was planning on repairing... Crushed, I killed some hordes. But later, the server crashed again. I went back to where my tractor used to be to get supplies from the nearby buildings, and it was there again. What is disappointing is that there's no way to tell if the server is stuck in that mid-point where cars aren't back yet. Unless anyone else on Seattle 7 doesn't see their car anymore either?

I posted this right before the forums drove off the cliff. This is re-written... I want to know if there are any technical consequences for leaving the map, and crossing the boarders of it. I specifically want to know if moving vehicles across the boarder, and camping out (Saving the vehicles) will be followed by the vehicles disappearing or perhaps my character dying. I've heard of helicopter pilots flying out past the map boarders and setting up an 'unreachable' base. But before I do this myself I just want to confirm that there's no technical issues with it. It's DayZ, I like my truck, and I'm paranoid. :D