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I just uploaded this, and it's too awesome to not share. 2:48 is where the magic happens.

I wouldn't bother shooting a new player. It's a waste of ammo, and they're fun to watch.

I'm pretty sure those are already filtered out. Nobody knows the exact amount of time though.

What the hell? Yesterday it was 34 minute and now it's 46? I call shenanigans. Was something wiped? Could people be banding together to survive? Or is a lone bandit trapping everyone in a cellar and giving them nothing but lotion and beans?

You deserve beans taken away from you. If anyone pronounces it "Days" I will eat your limbs.

I sprinted into the NW Airfield with the intention of dying. I killed every zombie in my way and left with more ammo than I entered with. Most fun I've ever had.

Helicopters do exist on older servers.

If you notice, I constantly complain about how dark it is. I upped the brightness on the editing for the viewers. Essentially, the final video is brighter than it was when I filmed it.

Here's the video:

The other day when the hotfix rolled out, I expected my character to be eaten by the update. I was planning on throwing up a YouTube video of my reactions to spawning on the hotfix. Alas, my character was fine, and I decided to attempt to end my life in a much more hilarious fashion. Armed with an M4 CCO with two mags, and a Makarov with three, I decided to sprint into the NW airfield and shoot every zombie I ran into. The ultimate goal was to die, and have fun doing it. But instead, I managed to loot both barracks, the firestation, and most of the hangars without any difficulty. I was so desperate to die that I even ran around with a flare in hand while shooting the horde. (It was after dusk) Despite the fact that I didn't get sniped, I found it very easy to fight off all the zombies. I think I only bled once. Granted, I ended up leaving the airfield with the same amount of ammo I came with, + a PDW and three mags rather than a Makarov. I also scored a much better YouTube video. :D Still, this method of looting was very fun and effective. Although if i didn't find as much ammo as I did, I probably wouldn't have left much much to spare.

Never! You will be punished for your sins!

SEARCH, USE IT.

I am curious. It's pretty clear that you aren't supposed to have private servers. But so much for that rule... : /

I was standing on top of a rock once. It was a pretty small rock too, probably just a foot tall. As soon as I walked off of it the gravity of earth gave me the bird, and my legs shattered as I hit the dirt. Bled to death, but it was hilarious.

No... Bear traps should tear your legs off and make a snapping sound so loud that the zombies 225km away hears it and starts running after you. Because bear traps aren't invisible. So you should be able to notice them in a doorway or something.