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SJKSJK

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Everything posted by SJKSJK

  1. High noon, motherfucker.
  2. I imagined a green button and a red button and every day before you punch out you press one. How close am i?
  3. And it rhymes, which matters to me.
  4. Update appreciated. I think there may still be a shot at 2013 based on absolutely zero hard facts or knowledge of how these things in fact 'work'.
  5. SJKSJK

    Quick update for 4 December 2013

    I thought about this too. But I am informed and aware of the state of the game and I'm buying it. The tears of the misinformed however, will be delicious.
  6. Seconded. Burn in hell you disgusting son of a bitch.
  7. Update flurry on SteamDB. HELP ME I AM STUCK F5'ING THE SHIT OUT OF STEAM DB.
  8. This gif really hits home with me since I am very rarely not wearing an old west style duster jacket.
  9. This will be the first alpha I've ever been apart of. I'm excited to see the game get better over time and to maybe help find a bug or two. Honestly though, the last few videos rocket released I didn't notice bugs until they were pointed out in the comments lol. But I'm in.
  10. SJKSJK

    Quick update for 4 December 2013

    Thanks for the update. On a side note, and let me preface this by saying I have zero 'hands on' experience in game development, nor do I know how to 'code', and I am uncreative on even the most basic level. With that being said, I just don't see why I can't buy this game immediately and have it be complete. That's just my take on things.
  11. My crank is red and chaffed from being yanked. Please.
  12. We're going to need a reddit press conference from rocket after today's findings.
  13. <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>Maybe I'm stupid, but doesn't he mean a deadline was missed?
  14. "Make it 49.99 and you have a deal". -worst haggler in the world.
  15. 47 players. Anyone else hard or is it just me?
  16. Beans for using 'jiggy' as sex reference. Blast from the past.
  17. Imminent Final Push Lap Is Imminent
  18. 44 players in the steam server. I do have tomorrow off from work so........
  19. SJKSJK

    November Round-up

    You beat me
  20. SJKSJK

    November Round-up

    Make that 41 players on steam
  21. SJKSJK

    November Round-up

    Rocket posted on reddit. I don't know how to link it but I will summarize: Vague optimism.
  22. SJKSJK

    November Round-up

    The 'Imminent final push lap'
  23. SJKSJK

    November Round-up

    Usually silence from the devs = the old 'final push'. ...of which we've had many lol.
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