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SJKSJK

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Everything posted by SJKSJK

  1. Leave a nutty brown pile of dung on all the roofs in Cherno! THIS IS MY STORY®!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. I love your scents of immersion.
  3. If there is shitting in game I cannot wait to whisper "I'm watching you shit" in chat.
  4. I think there's more than the doppelgänger. Server frame rate seemed to dip a lot.
  5. I fired up the mod recently. 40 minutes until I was kos in supermarket followed by immediate SA delay rage. I need help lol.
  6. When the alpha releases it's gonna rain hundred dollar bills in the offices of BI.
  7. I meant everybody for the stress testing
  8. Better yet. What if Mandela was Humanbeing25?? Duhn Duhn duhn
  9. Dayzmod forum members to test the SA?
  10. Yeah. I don't "read" well, apparently.
  11. Agreed. I just hope shelving this idea didn't delay the SA being on my hard drive.
  12. I'm not acting, bro. Rockets current handling of this same quote being thrown in his face on reddit is fascinating. I feel he shouldn't have to watch his words on account of your feelings, and yet he does.
  13. Oh look! Yeah that was said. Get over it.
  14. After reading Rockets response to the bitching on reddit, I have to say, the man is a LEGEND. He is literally letting the community discuss/decide if the streamer idea is a good one. What developer has ever asked YOU personally what you think of their games development. I don't kiss ass well, but this blew me away.
  15. The people that are upset now are going to go full tilt mad when they buy the alpha and realize its unfinished. Can't. Wait.
  16. Hicks posted about pre alpha testing on Reddit. Don't know how to link. Apologies.
  17. I personally cannot wait to listen to people moan about the alpha. So. Beautiful.
  18. SA sounds like a fat glitchy whore, but I already love her.
  19. Just do it, bro. Also, if that's you in the avatar, this wait has worn on you.
  20. Fuck lambos. With all that cash I would buy a panda bear, put a saddle on it and buy it gold teeth.
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