TheDesigner

Oh shit, we've got a Charlie in disguise here!

Who cares what curse words he uses?

The ammo needs to spawn only at heli crashes, not in mass amounts like it does. Fix the alt-f4'ing, then you'll see a decrease of AS50/M1017 usage. It's an anti-alt-f4 gun and it does well at its job.

I'm flying the bird and taking rounds from Char-lay!

TL;DR Yes, we all know about the sob story everyone has about their own "unique" hacker experience. There are a lot of script kiddies out there, put on your big boy pants and deal with it.

You speak of The Mountain as if it isn't already cursed..

I haven't killed an unarmed survivor or anyone who didn't deserve to be shot.

The ones who do know what happens refuse to speak of it. It's good there are non-believers, because that means they are living without a fear of The Mountain. But let me tell you this... there's something wrong with that place.

I do not respect or fear you. Am I breaking your universal rule?

Who the fuck cares anymore? That's the true question.

Yeah, someone posted this yesterday. Here, to be exact... http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/79431-i-am-william-wallace-dayz-braveheart-scene/

Oh geez, there's a hacker on DayZ! Breaking news!

It was inevitable that one of the scrub bandits would show their gruesome face.

Would be cool if everyone spawned with a radio and there were multiple channels. Could record and replay messages like distress signals... but, all their would be is some kid repeating "Penis"

How come your profile says you're seventeen if you are nineteen? Do you not know your own birthday?

Well yeah, every twelve year old comes on this game thinking their going to be some bad ass bandit that everyone fears, but the truth is, they're nothing to fear. I've got similar stories like yours, usually involving some kid with an unzeroed AS50. It's fun to laugh in their faces.

You may take our lives, but not our beans!

Chances were that the dude you killed had NVGs and all that spawned in shit. But, I guess an AS50 is still nice.

Your profile pic almost scared me away... almost. Go to www.DayZDB.com, it has all the weapon stats and even a loot map. Merry Kwanza.

I have no clue why they took out the respawn button, other than people killing themselves to spawn close to their body, it had no issues. I mean, if you killed some guy and he started respawning to get closer to his body, you can see it on the kill feed. Player died Player died Player died and you know he is coming. But now, people are getting fucked over by hackers and what not. Put the respawn button back in if your character is over an hour old.

It was supposed to be a quick pass through with my hatchback to go and pick up a friend, but it turned into quite the shit storm. I saw you in the grocery store and panicked. I crashed the car and brought the whole town down onto you all. I tried to kill the zombies but my FPS went crazy and dropped to 4, literally. I think the guy in the store thinks I killed his friend (Meta-something), but I didn't. Sorry that the Meta guy died and I was going to try and get the other guy to help fix up the car, but I couldn't find you. Posting this just to clear up anything you think might've happened. I was going to eventually let you take some gear from the car, but sadly, things didn't go that way.

The one who died was MetaFive.

I had this problem too, best to run the game without steam. To fix it though, you tap alt I think, maybe double tap it. I had some sort of fix for it.

I just logged back on, to try and find the other guy. Zombie spawns in town, winchester shots, but couldn't find him. I had a ghillie and MK48. FPS was still shit though so I logged.

This thread is so uneducated it makes my brain hurt.