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TheDesigner

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  1. Your grammar makes it even better, kind of like a cavemen. ARE YOU WOMAN?! WOMAN!
  2. I think you might be right too. "StaticShip" sounds like one of those big ships every amateur hacker spawns. I do like how you took the time to remove his IP and name, incase you were wrong. You sir, are intelligent.
  3. TheDesigner

    [Temp. Closed] DayZ Walking Militia

    Nope, we just like to screw with your mind. :P /sarcasm Yeah it's necessary, it makes it so we can add you to our squad XML (if you do join) without having to badger you about it. You could send it to me in a PM, if you don't feel comfortable posting it on the forums, for some reason. We have sub-categories in our Walking Militia. We have: The Running Militia The Jogging Militia The Sprinting Militia The Flying Militia The Scared Militia The Dead Militia (Calvin's the leader) The Burning Militia The Crying Militia The Unconscious Militia The Being-Eaten-Alive Militia The What-The-Hell-Just-Happened Militia The Driving Militia And so on..
  4. Hi. There are two ways to get globally banned: 1) trying to DL hacks off of youtube for free, which gives you a virus and steals your CD key, replacing it with a banned key. Or... 2) Haxerin' So, tell me, are you an idiot or an idiot? So far, BE has only banned people unfairly once and they un-did all of their damage.
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    Looking for people to play with

    The Walking Militia is always looking for people to recruit.
  6. TheDesigner

    My Army

    People will think you're a hacker. I've seen this happen, not in so many numbers, but I've seen multiple bodies standing there with their eyes moving. It's pretty creepy.
  7. TheDesigner

    Evacuation mode

    People need to learn how to respond to threads, some people are just outright flaming the OP.
  8. TheDesigner

    Vehicle Saving, doing it wrong?

    Same, so far we have lost: 2 offroad trucks 2 motorcycles 3 buses 1 red UAZ 1 grey GAZ 1 S1203 1 helicopter This happened over a couple of days, as we tend to lose our vehicles often, because we don't hoard them for no reason. Usually convoys or food/fuel trips. Along with these lost vehicles was a fuckton of gear. Cool, they fixed tents, but they broke vehicles. Of course.
  9. TheDesigner

    Consoles eh?

    Threads similar to this have already been made. If you all did any research at all, you would know its going to be developed for PC way before they will release it for consoles. Stop freaking out, we get it, you love your PC, but it's getting old.
  10. Well, the only easy way to fix it is to: 1) unplug your Internet 2) pour syrup on your computer 3) socialize with some real life friends 4) repeat
  11. TheDesigner

    will you get banned for this??

    No, you definitely did..
  12. He never suggested vampires, get better reading comprehension before posting. I feel bad for you OP, you made a rational suggestion and are getting very irrational responses. I guess the community hasn't matured yet.
  13. TheDesigner

    mis-post

    He is advertising his server, it's not hard to see.. and not 'illegal'.
  14. TheDesigner

    I Was Wrongly ban in US IL5 Chicago Server

    What a strong and well thought out defense.
  15. TheDesigner

    Friendly Group

    Walking Militia is always looking for more people.
  16. Nope, he definitely hit you, it even made the effect.
  17. TheDesigner

    Murder Montage :D 64 Murders

    *sigh* It's getting old, it really is.
  18. TheDesigner

    [Temp. Closed] DayZ Walking Militia

    The Walking Militia and associates' convoy, taken by one of our members, Calvin:
  19. TheDesigner

    Random Death

    No, none of your theories seem right. It was probably just a hacker who got bored and chose you to kill.
  20. Happened to me. I'm not a pro alt-f4'er, so I stayed in like a man and spawned in the debug plains. Relogged and had all my stuff, but was at the coast. Looks like alt-f4'ing screwed you over.
  21. TheDesigner

    Server time, Not showing.

    Use an in-game watch.
  22. TheDesigner

    new key still banned ??

    Although I'm not perfect in grammar, yours reflects what kind of person you are. Let me guess.. 13? I bet your mom was pissed when you asked her for another ArmA 2.
  23. TheDesigner

    Looking for Real Survivors.

    Yeah, making multiple threads = desperation. Desperation = sketchy things. Sketchy things = traps. Traps = bandits. So, we can come to the conclusion that he is a Sketchy, desperate bandit who likes to make traps.
  24. TheDesigner

    new key still banned ??

    You said you tried.. You're the idiot who downloaded a virus and tried to be a script kiddie. I'm going to play DayZ, want to join me? Oh, that's right, you're banned.
  25. TheDesigner

    Rhinocrunch puts it into words for me.

    Why do people keep posting his videos on here?
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