Survivor_Man

Derpy Hooves Canned Muffins is simply plain retarded. On top of the incredibly immersion breaking name, how the hell do you can a muffin? Vacuum seal the can and hope it doesn't disintegrate over the years?

Is the trauma server that hilariously bad server that requires a whitelist by email (doesn't say it in the DayZCommander servername) or the one where I singlehandedly killed two admins who were showing off at NWAF with an osprey with the best gear in the game.

Because this game shouldn't revolve around snipers that can instantly kill you in one hit anywhere on your body. There are many other FPS games that can provide cheap shit like that to you.

When I heard that it was a good zombie game.

Off topic but BF3 and all call of duty games are complete shit, but yes that's exactly what it means as those two communities hate eachother fiercely. WarZ is trash and I don't know why you would be so easily tricked into buying it, didn't you atleast look it up on youtube or their GOD AWFUL forums?

The feeling that people don't treat this as a game and feel the need to kill everyone, so I happily join them.

Kill: 1. Everyone armed. 2. Anyone with a towel on their head. 3. Anyone in a vehicle. Rob: 1. Everyone armed who I manage to knock out, I then break their leg, bandage them while they're still out cold, and let him be (without any weapons). Don't Kill/Assist: 1. Hero skins. 2. Someone who's knocked out and getting eaten by zombies.

Tough guy, I bet one of them had a hero skin and was giving morphine to one of his buddies.

DEAR GOD IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

Which server will this "marriage" be on?

Read guides and check the wiki constantly for info. Also go to dayzdb.com/map for locations of loot and cities. It takes about a few days until you're ready to stand a good chance.

There will be satchel charges.