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  1. Matteh

    From Bandit to Hero

    Matteh replied to Helson's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    The irony of being called a pussy by a Frenchman...
  2. Matteh
    The sweet taste of apocalyptic survival in the form of an automobile
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    Kicked from almost every server

    Matteh replied to WhyFy's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting

    Yes the kick message would help out a great deal
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    I tried hiding in one of the deer stands at Balota medic tents to ambush a bandit I saw coming my way, I shot him in the face then the zeds came and climbed the ladder, I managed to fend them off but lost a lot of blood in the process, those things can be death traps!
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    Was at NWAF sniping a small group when a bandit on a bike falls from the sky and starts riding in circles around me, then moves to my right where my friend was spotting for me, then they transformed into a cow and started yelling "HACK ME UP SEAN DO ITTTT" so my friend pulled out an axe and well....hacked him up. I swear DayZ can be just one big acid trip sometimes.
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    Haha I can just imagine the other guys reaction "yay my hero" -you fall to your death-
  7. Matteh
    Hahaha that photo is the GREATEST thing
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    i think i just REALY upset someone

    Matteh replied to King Tubbs's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I once found something similar parked in some woods near the NWAF but with an AS50 and about 7 NATO mags, ultimate jackpot, I had a Winchester at the time so took their AS50 and put my Winchester in, needless to say I'm sure when they came back, they were pretty pissed, unfortunately I wasn't there to experience the rage!
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    How to activate all cores?

    Matteh replied to unclesam1313's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting

    I'm pretty sure that processor must simply not be powerful enough to run it! What FPS do you get in game currently?
  10. Matteh
    ITS MANBEARPIG
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    Never played and i'm banned?

    Matteh replied to Dickless4chickless's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives

    You will have to get into contact with Battleye I believe
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    Aha that's pretty damn awesome! Ambushed at an ambush!
  13. Matteh
    Ouch.
  14. Matteh
    That is heroic!
  15. Matteh
    Ah it's a very powerful weapon just very loud unfortunately
  16. Matteh
    No he means you've downloaded some sort of software that tries to steal your CD key, get a malware scanner and do a full scan, if nothing shows it may be a good idea to format your entire PC. I'm not saying you've tried to download hacks but something you've downloaded recently was fake.
  17. Matteh
    I think just going high is a silly idea especially on a tower, for one you have no cover whatsoever and secondly the point of being a sniper is to take a shot then move! As soon as I enter any area I check the high points because of snipers, I have flanked a few and got myself a nice DMR or AS50 just because people are too stupid to play a sniper role properly!
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    Custom faces?

    Matteh replied to victusmortuus's topic in New Player Discussion

    Google custom faces for Arma 2 not all servers will allow them however, but you can download them and then load up OA and change your player skin through the profile screen
  19. Matteh

    I finally got my revenge

    Matteh replied to PapaWolf's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Very good job if I may say so my good sir!
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    Haha yeah similar things have happened to me. Aye, everyone makes that mistake at least once, but never again!
  21. Matteh

    L85A2 AWS

    Matteh replied to North Korean Spy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Oh I see you mean the ridiculously tiny black print? Yeah my mistake.
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    L85A2 AWS

    Matteh replied to North Korean Spy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Is it not possible he killed a long standing survivor who had it in their inventory before it was banned? (However unlikely it may be...)
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    DayZ+ Stealthy and Extremely Intense

    Matteh replied to JesusWatchesAnime's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Zeds spawn when you're within 150m or so of a building, so unless he saw the zeds spawned in from afar, he might have thought he had spawned them in himself. Also I doubt he would just drive a humvee straight into an area he thought players would be in, that would be so easy to ambush, it's large, bulky and really rather loud, so my guess is he got there and camped with a sniper seeing as its a military spawn area.
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    winchenster ammo

    Matteh replied to Khatolic's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I love the Winnie, I remember when it was practically silenced, wouldn't really aggro any zeds!
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    It's a learning curve ;)
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