rimlanin

Crow, crow, crow your boat...

Crowbars are blunt weapons and require approval by your local Commisar to wield. Make sure to have a valid Party card and submit your papers in the local administration in time.

There is no age restriction on games in most countries. There is just a parental guideline, that responsible parents are encouraged to follow, in order to provide their kids with age-appropriate content, however, they are not absolute and unbreakable... During our great revolution, half of the people that would later become Central Committee, State Security or even State Council members, were active, fighting, underaged partisans at the time of the struggle. "If you can handle a rifle, and if you hate the fascists", they said, then you can join the Fatherland front. That was for a revolution, however, my sources tell me, that video games are much more dangerous and lethal. Extreme Caution is advised. Remember to wear your safety goggles at all times, hearing protection and put on your cogpiece.

Truth be told, I hate playing night. The reason is the light getting thrown up and down thing while sprinting is really quite annoying, and walking like a slug will get me nowhere, fast. I'd play night, if I'm in say, Cherno, or Electro, but sprinting around in the pitch black night, with constant light beams flinging up and down my screen, hell no. :lol: :lol: Perhaps if I had nightvision :lol:

Afternoons and evenings :)

Hello. I am rimlanin and currently looking for people to play DayZ with. Just fill out the following form, just like I have filled it out. Timezone/Location: GMT+2 (Bulgaria, Europe). Age/IGN Name: 17/rimlanin Skype Name: rimlanin If you don't know your timezone, that's fine, just state your location. Keep in mind that we will play on a UK server, since that's where the majority of the European English-speaking playerbase is. I don't have any requirements, other than not being mentally ill (Sorry, Jack the Ripper). And yes, being Bulgarian grants me the privilege of being able to read the road signs and understand them. :) Skype & Microphone recommended, but not mandatory. I'll be expecting you. :)

I spawned on the South-West coast of Chernarus, just west of the village of Kamenka. I decided that the logical route would be to go to kamenka and see if I can find anything. I went in, but all I found was a heatpack broken whiskey bottle. "Blimey", said I, "all that sneaking around for nothing, ah well, at least I have a heatpack now" and then I saw the corpses of three players on the street and one right beside it, next to an old wooden building. "Opportunity", said I, as I approached the corpses, carefully making sure not to be seen. And then, all of a sudden, zombies spawned out of the blue. "Make a run for it", said I, as that was my only option. I didn't have a weapon and I didn't want to die. I lost the zombies in the nearby woods, bandaged myself and returned. This time crawling and being even more careful, I looted all of the corpses. I found two bandages, a crowbar and about 5 painkillers. Better than nothing, at least now I am armed. I saw the road signs and decided to go East, twoards Komarovo. I tried swimming to avoid zombies, but I had forgotten how to swim and swam at the speed of a retarded snail dragging an elephant. That wasn't going to cut it. I was going to die out of thirst, before I swam anywhere. Oh, the irony! Getting back on the coast, I was still in Kamenka. I crouch-ran out of the city, but unfortunatley attracted 3 zombies. I lost one of them, but I figured I didn't want the other ones attracting even more. I decided to try out my new crowbar. "Die, imperialist scum", I said, as I sunk the teeth of my metal crowbar into the zombie skulls. The first one fell, but the second one was much tougher. He knocked me uncouncious, the bastard! However, I got up and finished him off. One bandage and some painkillers later I was ready to continue. In stead of going straight trough Komarovo, I went around, looting the buildings on the outskirts, where I found some flares and ammo, which I took, and some car parts I didn't need. I avoided trouble so far and continued on to Balota. Ignoring the village once again, I decided to loot the airfield. I was very thirsty and about to die from thirst, which was when I saw, in the middle of the hangar, just standing there, a small little cola can. Best cola of my life. I found even more ammo, but nothing really worth bragging about. I decided not to waste any more time and prosceed right onto Chernogorsk. A true soldier for the motherland is not afraid of being on the front lines! On my way there, I encountered a small gas station, where I found some food. I ate it and continued on. As I approched Chernogorsk, I went into a crouch, sticking near to walls and avoiding any line of sight to snipers. I cleared a couple of buildings, but found nothing but trash. I attracted a zombie. Deciding it would be much better (and easier) to kill him, rather than run around attracting a horde, I swiftly dispatched this already dead soul. Suddenly, "Behing you, behind you!" I heard a voice say, "Friendly", it added. Turns out, it was another unarmed player. Had he been armed, he could easly have shot me in the back and there would have been zilch I could have done with the crowbar to stop him. I was about to confirm status, but I forgot to switch to Latin. I typed in cyrillic. Then, I stood up to salute. The man just disappeared. "Connection timed out", the chat said. I stood around for a bit, before I moved on. I saw a house, where I found plenty of food, drink and bullets for the guns that I aspired to have. From there, I moved on to a factory, which was full of hatchets and car parts. I didn't really need either of those, so I moved on. Outside, I found more ammo, bandages and an empty canteen. I was ready. I saw my window of opportunity, a guard hut. However, a few zombies were in my way. I didn't want to have their attention. Then, all of a sudden, they all ran off. A comrade had attracted them. I wasn't about to wait for them to come back, I went into the guard hut. Inside I saw a few cans of cola and pepsi and then.."Great Lenin", I remarked, whilst staring at the brilliant Lee Enfield carbine and it's ammo on the floor. "Now, I can do some damage." I loaded it up and as luck would have it, I even had a spare clip for it in my backpack from my previous stops. "Nothing can stop me now!", I remarked, as I rushed out to the street, confidently. "What the October Revolution?", I said, "What Reactionary is shooting at me now?!", as shots rang past me. Then in my stomache. I tried to look around and see which enemy of the people was firing his reactionary bullets into me.....I never got my answer. I died. And here is the final map of my adventures... So, there my story ends. I hope the NKVD castrates the fascist who shot me! The Party will not be pleased with him! :)

Timezone?

Well, actually, I'm Bulgarian. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

For that, you die! Smurt na kapitalistite! Slava na otechestvoto! Actually, I've found that most americans tend to shoot at sight for their own gain. Well, that's my experience anyway. I guess it really depends on which european or which american you find.

Errr...ok?

While he does sound like a bit of what we call an asshole, you were very naive in this situation. You were begging for it, he was obviously out to get you. You should have figured that out by you know, the first time he tried to kill you? And I don't get why you are making a political deal out of it. It's painting you worse than it is him. You got new gear, what's the point in pushing the matter further? If you see him again, shoot him, if you don't, too bad, in either case, the world keeps on spinning....until the 21st that is... Hah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What's your timezone?

You've got to be original. That and 60 years of socialism made us Bulgarians very comrade-ey.

Great! Same timezone! Add me, 17 from Bulgaria. Skype and IGN are the same as my forum name.