zix

I updated them all and still it doesnt work. I might as well just re-buy the game on steam.

I was posting here as a last resort, thats what this forum is made for. I posted here for answers, not for someone to tell me "Go google it"

Mhhh, i tried googling that but didnt really find anything of use. Im more confused as to why the gui looks like that, and why it doesn't let me connect to the server

I updated ArmA 2 using DayZ commander. And i installed it straight from the disk

You must missed the title, im not sure what this is. Therefore i have no idea what i am meant to be searching for.

Really have no clue what this is. I just reinstalled ArmA 2 and I get this. Halp

Just the other day, found a Ural with a broken wheel. I managed to fix the wheel and within 5 seconds of driving it I crashed into a pole and broke the engine. Now I cant find engine parts :/ For some reason I could not stop laughing at how stupid i was

Ill gladly play! I have been looking for a server with a fairly fresh database so that we are all on the same playing field.

Thanks everybody ill try in the morning :)

DayZ version or arma? Sorry not very good with versions

Soz for double post but I have one more. Running through Cherno on a server with 65 people on expecting to get shot in the back of the head I see a bandit I yell out "FRIENDLY SIR DON'T SHOOT" but he was a bandit, what did I expect? 2 shots in the chest but due to desync the shots proved ineffective I ran round a building and straight into the bandit. I light him up with my Enfeild he should have died but as I said, desync. He managed to break my leg and knock me out but for some reason I could still talk in direct and the timer was not showing. The bandit started dragging me and screaming "SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGEH BOI" I obliged and made pig noises. Suddenly some dude with a lee Enfeild killed the bandit and a guy with a hatchet comes around and starts looting the bandit, taking the ak74 and gear. I'm yelling out in direct "dude please help, gimme an epi pen" he keeps looting "DUDE DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND LOOT MY MURDERS BODY" but he runs away and I say "why is every one in Cherno so mean today?" and I bleed to death. Don't trust bandits in Cherno

C130J + bandit car = bandits dead. Fun times

Me and my friend where running along the coast after looting an industrial area. I had a hatchet and my friend had some sandbags. Then we see a bus driving along the road towards us, now my friend being... my friend he said "I got this" and started to place the sandbags down meanwhile the bus is honking its horn frantically. Wen the sandbags are down the bus rams into the sandbags and Arma being glitchy the bus went flying up in the air and we could hear the bus driver screaming in direct "WTF HAVE YOU DONE, MY BUS AHHHHH" the bus slams down on top of me and explodes killing all 3 of us. The End

Sup, names Pie in game name is HugeCats. I like shooting bandits and helping poor fresh spawns. I like exploring and looting heli crash sites/deer stands (I like the surprise :P)

Hey guys heres the problem. When i try to join a server I instantly get kicked as soon as i join the lobby. Thing is this only happens on Origin servers. Please help! Moments like this make me think; Arma2... why wont you just work?