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Everything posted by Jordan*
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Help please banned trying to play game again
Jordan* replied to nanotech (DayZ)'s topic in New Player Discussion
1. Punch self in dick. 2. Repeat 1. 3. Buy new copies of the games. 4. Dont do dick punch worthy things. -
Arma 2 CO Amazon, screen shaking on both arma games and need help
Jordan* replied to FaLLxEN LEGEND's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
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Arma 2 CO Amazon, screen shaking on both arma games and need help
Jordan* replied to FaLLxEN LEGEND's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Hmmm, what are your PC's specs? -
Arma 2 is extremely CPU intensive, and you will always experience lag with a CPU @ 2.4 Ghz. Google some adjustments for your settings to try and take the strain away from the CPU.
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Arma 2 CO Amazon, screen shaking on both arma games and need help
Jordan* replied to FaLLxEN LEGEND's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Yes, update then do the beta. You find the beta patch within your Arma 2 OA files. Just search for it. -
Not sure if bad troll or actually confused, so I will say this anyways. There is not one DayZ server. There are many. You need to speak to the server admin if you wish to be unbanned from the server, however if you were global banned you will need to speak to BattleEye directly.
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100/slot UK1337.com - DayZ (1.8.0.3/103718) Chernarus (Regular/Base Building/Self Bloodbag/Auto Refuel/Custom Builds/Clean Roads)
Jordan* replied to Stoney (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
lol at the name -
SA military weapons and accessories, debris
Jordan* replied to Theheroicbandit's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
1. Grammar, do you even it? 2. Lol no. 3. :facepalm: -
LAUGH, GODDAMMIT :thumbsup:
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Take a joke, Ceppy Poo :)
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Implying that you would run a non PvP server :P
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Looking For a Buddy? Post Here!
Jordan* replied to Statik (DayZ)'s topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Posted Yesterday, 11:25 PM I'm creating this thread for players to seek out a buddy. This way, the recruitment section can purely be for already formed groups, not players looking for a buddy. To simplify things, follow this criteria (it's not mandatory, so post what you feel like, but the more specific you are, the more likely you are to find a buddy)! Name (or what you wish to be called by): Statik Age: 16 Timezone: Canada Country: Moose Country What mods you play (i.e., Vanilla, Epoch, etc): Yes Play Schedule: All day erry day Play Style: du wut i wunt Any Extra Info: two moose 4 u There Statik I did yours for you :D -
DayZ Epoch/Vanilla | Kicked from server
Jordan* replied to trueminecrafter's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Did you try other servers, such as vanilla ones? -
Do you use Steam?
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Havent played in a while, but from what I remember, the save tent option is just a precautionary measure before restarts. If you wish to PICK UP a tent, and put it back in your inventory, you need to "pack tent". This will put the tent back on the ground in its package and you can get it again and move it.
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Server pings suddenly over 1000 for no reason
Jordan* replied to happypants03's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Try doing that. It almost always gives a false reading. It is almost always lower in game. If you are constantly getting wrong signature, verify your cache. -
Server pings suddenly over 1000 for no reason
Jordan* replied to happypants03's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
There is a setting to close DayZCommander after launch, or you can do it manually. Have you tried this? DayZCommander is known to up your ping sometimes. -
idea for more secret stash places for hide loot
Jordan* replied to wild_man's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Good ideas indeed. -
Help would be appreciated, im not a a pc gamer!
Jordan* replied to Kimbo Slice's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Before the mods get in here and rip you to shreds, 1. Need the specs, HP Pavilion doesnt tell us anything. 2. To play this mod, you need Arma 2 and Arma 2: Operation Arrowhead. Both of which are available on Steam as Arma 2: Combine Ops. After you have bought/installed these, go to http://www.dayzcommander.com/ and download that. That application will let you EASILY get all the DayZ mods and Arma betas. -
BEST LONE WOLF SERVERS/ GROUP SERVER with CUSTOM REALISM MODS!!
Jordan* replied to PhysiksFPS's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
I too am interested, but I must ask how does one make DayZ more, realistic, besides filling your bottle with rain water? -
DayZ- Rule 1: Don't get attached to your things. This applies to death, glitches, and yes. even script kiddies. Not your fault, dude!
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Statik has no idea what hes talking about, he just wants to see the screen shot. jokes
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DayZ Day
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The only logical way out.