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DiazWaffleCrabstro

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About DiazWaffleCrabstro

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    Sitting in the bushes, eating mah beans and watching the leaves fall.
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    Eating your canned sardines, Watching survivors fight and ring the dinner bell for zombies, Tapping that zombie cooch and Taking a swim at the Kamenka beaches.
  1. i think he meant the speed they wander around, and how they are nigh motionless untill freaked out by something... it would truly be a turkey shoot with the weapons of arma 2.
  2. sometimes a little rough love is needed to drive a point through, i was being "graphical" not mean, :) if you can discern the difference.
  3. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Handcuffs, zipties and blindfolds.

    you would have to live under a rock not to know that :D
  4. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Duct tape fixes everything

    The game is based on a simulator and is striving for realism, why dont you stfu and read what game the forums are made for first.
  5. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Fixing the little things.

    i dont get it, why do you copy paste someones info page o_O
  6. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Don't even make third-person an option for DayZ standalone

    simple solution, play on a FPW only server, now stop crying over it.
  7. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Direct Chat Range increase!!!

    consider this, the longer you make the range, the easier it is to stalk people :D i am all for it. « Professional Stalker
  8. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Fixing the little things.

    fixed that for ya.
  9. If you want to make zombies "realistic" #1. you need to stop dry humping l4d. that shit is getting old like paris hilton's sex tape. #2. through out the history there have been 2 things that zombies seem to have A,) Basic instincts B.) pack animal behaviour. so if you want more realistic zombies, they would need to behave like in 28 days. sometimes they have been depicted as sluggish creatures, but the old mythos(before the 60s, 70s and 80s slow-mo zombie celluloid film zombies) zombies were either slow and controlled by someone else, or fast and moving in packs. and since we cant have zombies controlled by some magic wabber jack in a witch doctor hut in the north west corner of chernarus, go back to the beginning of #2. #3. you sound like you dont want to play the game with its core intact, well here is a word of advise, switch games. I am guessing this is the scenario that happened in your dark lonely room before you posted this.
  10. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Wilderness Survival Aspects

    good and well thought suggestion, you haz my beans maestro.
  11. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Helicopter music

    my signature has the best helicopter music, it is the onlyone you will need.
  12. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Plastic Bottles making temporary suppressors.

    One thing being, it doesnt work. There are 2 ways this thing can come out. 1.) the bottle breaks on first shot, not really muffling the shot at all. 2.) you need insane amounts of time, carefully carving grooves to the bottle, to fit another bottle inside and fitting alternating layers of steelwool and papermesh, and sealing them in between the 2 bottles, only for it to last 2-3 shots(and not even muffle it too much) It just wount work, even the commercial supressors for one time use(that actually decrease the sound for 15+desibels,yeah thats right, only 15!!!) for low caliber weapons, last for around 10-12 shots, and they are made of thick composite materials. i am having a hard time believing a well made plastic bottle supressor would last beyond the first shot, and would involve too much work to make it viable.
  13. We are not playing a WoW here. OP needs to go back there...
  14. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Handcuffs, zipties and blindfolds.

    This still is a silly idea, There are videos for people with such fetishes.
  15. DiazWaffleCrabstro

    Third person vs First person view

    Gaston, Op needs more brains, and some brawn removed. the best fix ever, play on a FPW only server.
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