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What has been the unluckiest thing to happen to you in DayZ so far? I don't mean, I was shot by some bandit care-bear COD junkie. I mean straight up fucking miserably unlucky; bugs, server problems, spawning in and geting shot, and etc (end of thinking capacity). This all happened to me today: So my friend had found a camo outfit and gave it to me, I was fairly certain I had the latest beta patch (93965). I was fucking wrong, that was the beta patch nearly EVERY SERVER WAS USING IF IT WAS USING ONE. To make room in a tent I grab my stuff like a huge dumbfuck. A coyote pack (the largest), AN AS50, NVGs, Compass, Map, Toolbox, I forget what sidearm, and Binoculars. Plus some misc. items. I put on the camo outfit, doesnt work. I try some more, nuthin. There was another camo suit so I tried that, nuthin. So 8 civilian clothing packages appear and both camo outfits are gone. A minute later I get teleported into the ocean NO CAMO SUIT EVEN ON. And 3 guys with camo outfits just chilling there. I tried swimming to shore but lost everything. Wait it gets better, next spawn (still the same day I remind you) I find a ghillie suit THE FIRST I EVER HAVE and keep it. Hours later I put it in a backpack and put that in a tent, the ghilllie stays in it. The server restarts and the ghillie is fucking GONE. I am very mad especially at the DayZ team for the ocean issue, not so much the backpack clear in tent with a server restart. I mean how is coding or whatever configured so when you change clothes you spawn in the fucking ocean. I didnt know how to fix that until now. And why does swimming remove items? I know that's an ArmA 2 feature not DayZ, but can't you delete it. They're all what I imagine easy fixes, so please fix them. It wasn't the server btw since I've put clothing on in it before and it has worked. And it wasn't karma either I found all of these after many hours that I'm not sure if I'll every get the chance again ;_;. Fix these bugs before fixing server-hoppers and DC'ers rocket, I beg of you. I don't want to go through a load of shit to prevent these cause that would ruin my experience and take up loads of my prescious time. Please feel free to post your unluckiest moments and I shall share your sadness and anger. Posted with an iPhone so don't give me any shit 'bout typos.

That's what you get for stealing. Ok another unlucky time. Again the day of this post. I went with my three fiends to Devil's Castle and I spot a moving bush...wait, that's a fucking ghillie suit asshole. My friend kills him with his L85A2 thermal scope. We are lootin his body like fucking idiots, no one is providing cover. The dude is FUCKING LOADED, he had everything. A silenced shot rings out and headshots me out of the three of us, I die and my 2 friends and 1 idiot who should've ran away have a long firefight. One of my friends are killed and it's a mano a mano (one on one) now. The server crashes loosing mine, my killed friend's, and the killed ghillie-suiter. All those treasures, just gone. Sneaky motherfucker should've ran off or disconnected, but I admire his courage. GODDAMN IT. If the server crash was intentional by them, I wish their group goes to hell, loses any valuable items upon finding them, get killed by zombies at every heli crash and NWAF raid ,and loses every firefight they are involved in. Again on iPhone so fucks given for grammar or spelling=0

That's pretty fucking funny, but a very shitty way to go out.

Imagine the chances, any other server and you could've probably been golden.

I very much agree, but swimming in DayZ is only a result of a glitch. There is like no other practical use, so it might as well not result in loss of items while swimming.

They are rare enough. Some get lucky, some don't. I've found 3 I believe, all in the past two days despite playing the mod over 6 weeks.

YES Removes High-Reward-Low-Risk factor for violent new spawns.

Nibble.

I have a toolbox and hav tried but can't find the "sweet spot". What is more fucking ridiculous is that it DOESNT EVEN KEEP ZOMBIES OUT, ONLY PLAYERS. It should be the other way around. How about this? You cant place wire fencing or any type within like 20m (or whatever else) of an enterable building.

Awww, but other people might see it. I've found 2 in total. Very cool idea, but how would zombies spawn there, or there won't be any? This would require a team to watch one guy's ass he goes in for the lootz.

Oh Shit Son. Infection from zombie hits while bleeding which every fucking hit causes bleeding \;_:/ TAKE ME I've never entered a hospital, I have a group that does for me but antibiotics are very, too, rare.

I fucking hate myself for giving this thread a five-star. But my glock in DayZ does actually have a lot of ammo.

I'm sorry Murph, I shot you in the 3rd hangar from the firestation in the NW Airfield with my M1014 twice on US77. I didnt ask friendly since a group of guys were waiting for me and I thought you would be a threat. You were in the back left from looking outside, looting something. Your M4A3 CCO was never used, the M9 SD was. My friends looted what else was on you. I lost your gear in Chicago 84 in the empty field in a jet crash (a hacker spawned them in), I went to te body but it was unlootable. You were my one and still only kill.

That's cool. Kinda wanna go back to the Czech Republic again and sprint there screaming "friendly" and "Who shot in Cherno?"

It's ridiculous that zombies can break a limb on the first hit. There should be a chance of a breaking a limb after the fifth hit from a zombie within 5 minutes. While the unconsciousness issue should be dealt in a similar way but the blood level should have to be <8000 and the knock out chance should appear again after the fifth hit within five minutes. Bleeding should similar, a chance after the third hit within 5 minutes. The bleeding effect should be much more devestating, but you don't lose blood every zombie hit. Zombies should be much slower, not a John Romero speed or the indoor speed, but they keep the same speed everywhere except climbing slopes. I feel this would be a realistic addition to the game. They're decomposing piles of flesh, rural middle-aged Jamie Hynemans (the guy with the beret from MythBusters, an awesome program) not some fucking Austrian body-builder runner.

Lol, Where was your body? I understand where you come from and I agree, it's an easy and needed fix. Pwetty Pwease Wocket.

Lol axemen (and women) are the funniest. Can't wait until I'm one. The NW airfield one is pretty ballsy considering it's like a 2-4 hour run there with stops.

XD The bleeding joke, very hilarious. Yeah that should be fixed before anything else, ANYTHING! Also a broken limb should only have a chance to happen after the THIRD OR FOURTH ZOMBIE HIT within 5 minutes.

I dont believe makarovs should ever spawn and food has never been hard to find as long as the server you're in restarts daily.

I love side chat. I'm really fucking bored running, I need to talk to someone, I need to help the new guys who joined. Direct Communication text range should be boosted from 20m to 100m. Mic is at 80m, text should go further since it takes longer to do.