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IvanTSR

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  1. IvanTSR

    How to be a REAL bandit

    Gah be immature and bite dammit. lol. Just stop whispering to people. It's really weird. No one does that.
  2. IvanTSR

    How to be a REAL bandit

    Gah be immature and bit dammit. lol. Just stop whispering to people. It's really weird.
  3. IvanTSR

    Dream Map

    As in this is the bandit campfire. zz mods will get it. This is more general discussion. Good topic! Wrong topic. As the other guy pointed out.
  4. IvanTSR

    Dream Map

    wrong forum....
  5. IvanTSR

    A new bandit is born

    You eventually find a happy middle ground. I kill anyone with bandit skin on sight. Or hunt them. Anyone else I try to avoid detection by. Usually when people get surprised they don't ask questions, they just shoot. In towns I'm like that now. It's not personal, it's just business.
  6. Bandit hunting. It's fun. Usually they get so butthurt as they seem to have some god complex born out of being shit, I suppose. Early on when dayz was new in Australia me an a mate killed a bandit at Balota w nvgs, silenced m4, gps the works... We found a DMR and a rangefinder and got to work. At that stage Stary was pretty rough so we would scope people out see if they were hostile players and fuck with them. Favorite was one time we tracked a bloke back to his camp. I placed a bandage near him and moved back, had a gsuit. Then we informed him that we wanted an offering of beans for the beam god. He told us to go get fucked and he'd kill us do our crimes. THE INSOLENCE. So the bean god shot him in the leg w a DMR. Told him that there was a bandage near the tree to his right. His reaction to that was pretty good. Went very quiet. Pretty much we told him to start being nice to people and to DC so we could loot from his lair. He did. We did. Lots of fun.
  7. Bandit hunting. It's fun. Usually they get so butthurt as they seem to have some god complex born out of being shit, I suppose. Early on when dayz was new in Australia me an a mate killed a bandit at Balota w nvgs, silenced m4, gps the works... We found a DMR and a rangefinder and got to work. At that stage Stary was pretty rough so we would scope people out see if they were hostile players and fuck with them. Favorite was one time we tracked a bloke back to his camp. I placed a bandage near him and moved back, had a gsuit
  8. IvanTSR

    How to be a REAL bandit

    Ok. Sorry but you come off as a real asshat mate. You lost me at the whole whispering to the bloke before you slipped it in. What the actual fuck? No tears only dreams now? Makes you sound more like a sex offender than a bandit. This particular forum seems mostly to consist of people with delusions of grandeur and butthurt clowns who can't cope with bandits. I now bandit bandits. That shit is fun. This is kids at play, not men at work. Just sayin
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