Sarevok (DayZ)

Hey everyone! We on the DayZ extreme server have a well established community, however we are looking for some new players. The server offers a hacker free experience with constant support from admins (and fellow players). The server will soon be adding in some additional buildings as well as an array of new vehicles. Please come and join us by getting yourself white listed here. http://www.dayzextreme.com/ The server is hosted in Europe. Don't forget to make an account on the forums as well ^^

I don't condone hacking but that was quite hilarious. :beans: for you

Hmmm, can I come too? :D

I can beat that, I joined a server with 1 other player, he teleported me into the ocean....

You hold in your hands the cursed/blessed object. I do not envy you my friend. The mountain dew gods frown upon individuals who attempt to give away their gift, this will most likely result in your destruction. Good luck on your travels.

A gun that will make it worth my while once I kill you. :3

Hey, that's not true. I'm a brony yet I'm a complete bastard :3

Found one yesterday. but swapped it for an M14 AIM at a crashed chopper about 5 mins later. lol I have found more of them recently to be honest, 4 in the last week I think. They are still there you must be looking too close to cities me thinks.

Better than what would happen if I found you. :3

Hahaa sweet! :D

I believe that Wire fences stop vehicles (Lol I know right) I was thinking about of doing the whole highwayman thing, it seems like a fun way to play the game :D

Depends, are they Belgian waffles? If not then I have to go with crumpets. I think the Lee is fine as it is. Ammo is everywhere and it will most likely knock a player out in 1 shot so you could finish them off with another anyway :3

I applaud you good sir ^^ You have my beans, damn those Alt F4-ing pricks...

Thanks Derpy :) ^-^ /)

This thread is fantastic. hahaha! I'm still active on private and public hive servers and still enjoying the hell out of DayZ, the hackers are nothing more than a slight nuisance in my opinion. I'm just starting to use private hives to be a hero and am a bandit on the public hive servers/

Story time kids :3 Alright, I leave my camp all the way from "none of your business" on UK 500 and set out to go to Stary Sobor. When I arrive, I of course take a cautious approach, hiding in the trees and scoping out the area with binoculars. I spot 2 things, a dead animal on the hill overlooking the tents at Stary and a tent in a nearby wood. I decide to stay hidden in the trees for a good 10 minutes, hoping to see the owner of said tent. I eventually get bored, charge across to the tent, rob it as quickly as possible and get the hell out of there! Mission accomplished! I scored and M24 with 6 clips, as well as a bunch of food, drink and supplies as a bonus. So yes my DayZ friends, have you ever had the pleasure of robbing someone else's tent? and what did you find?

Story time kids ^^ I log in to a random server today (After death by hacker) and I stumble across the one thing that has continued to escape me, a Helicopter! It was beautiful, regal, majestic, powerful... It was all mine! I spent my time looking for an engine while my best friend and DayZ partner Phil was refuelling the helicopter. 2 lives later (one where I was teleported into the sky) and about 2 hours I had finally found an engine. I run back to balota airfield and ready myself for the epic voyage, I take the pilot seat and fly us out of the area no problem. That my friends is when I make the biggest mistake ever, I ask my best friend if he wanted to have a go at flying the helicopter, he graciously accepted and we swap seats. I tell him the controls, literally about 30 seconds later we nosedive into the ground and explode. Amazing how we went from having everything to nothing in such a short time. RIP Chopper, we will never forget you. Here are my screenshots on steam for evidence (YES WE SURVIVED!) http://steamcommunit...20/screenshots/ Now to my question, do you have any useless team mates or funny stories of incompetence to share? ^^

I bet you all got a good laugh out of it though, I was laughing so hard my sides hurt. It was totally worth losing the rarest thing in the game.

Nope, about 15-20 seconds for me lol.

I do not have enough beans to give you.

I'm in, added you.

Never been killed by a hacker, never seen one. Only ever found their stuff. EDIT: Ok scratch that, just died by some asshole hacker..... I saw a tent, he shot at me, I ran away, then he teleported behind me and shot me in the head.... This game man......

-190k, killed 2 more people today ^^

Not sure if troll thread, incorrect video.... You will not be receiving my beans until we get some proper evidence.

LOL! You have my beans ^-^ /)(\ ^-^ OT: "if you disagree, fuck off" Nope. All that needs to happen to make the zombies more of a threat is to fix the duping and make some changes to the loot.