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The way of the deathmatcher. Nasty stuff. Hilarious though, so BeanZ! :lol:

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Ooorrr, you can stop camping as your avatar suggests. The number one tip I can give you is KEEP MOVING, this can be applied to any and all circumstances. Let's say you join a really laggy server, and people kill you several times. You would have to wait 20 minutes to join a server where you can get a better ping. This would negatively affect legit players more than it would the exploiters.

Eating habits?! Come on guys! Lighten up. I'm sure half of you also have similar table manners, and he likely only produced that loud a sound because his mouth was right next to his microphone. Besides, ingame characters make the same kind of satisfying crunch sounds when they eat sardines! Any avid DayZ gamer should be used to that kind of thing by now. Survival of the fittest! :thumbsup: :beans:

This happened to me once. I spawned in Komarovo, grabbed an axe, played for 10 minutes and then the whole server was teleported into the same area, don't remember where. The scripter was playing Gangnam Style in direct as he forced us to dance. Rather than making me grumble as I shed a single, lonely tear, this one actually put a smile on my face. For I am easily amused, and dancing is cool. Party Hard! Hope it gets fixed soon though, all it really does after the initial enjoyment and gigg-lulz is waste everybody's time. I feel sorry for the Ghillie-Wearing, SVD-Sporting guys who must have put days into their character only to be forced to dance, and then dropped from 100 meters. :(

I do think it's a little bit crazy... I'm not entirely sure you'd actually see wing-suiting bandit assassins in a real zombie apocalypse (although there always is that one oddball psycho out there, amirite?), but it could have some very rewarding gameplay. Imagine you're the guy who just spawned and found a wingsuit and a hatchet in cherno, maybe you'd climb up a building, wingsuit onto the next one, and get revenge on the ghillied sniper who killed you the last life (and then break your legs on the ladder as you climb down :lol:). Seriously exciting stuff, although realistically you shouldn't be able to find a wingsuit immediately.

Wow, disapproval to the max. What's wrong with you guys?? Read before posting, or give some real reasons why you don't approve. Atleast his idea is more realistic. I'd support this, but only in standalone. Arma 2 doesn't support jumping, so if I wanted to jump off a mountain and get a bit of distance initially, I wouldn't be able to. But this, in conjunction with this suggestion could be the makings of Bandit's Creed... :D I don't understand some people's logic. "No, no, graveyard the Wing Suit suggestion, but beans to the guy who suggested strictly having PvE-Only servers in a game where the core elements are tied into PvP!" If you want to know some suggestions that "are just not needed", then there it is. Go play Harvest Moon if you don't like bandits. /minirant

Because I never actually GotBeanZ.

I haven't seen DayZoey approve of a single suggestion yet, and she disagrees for "realism's" sake. Is climbing not realistic, or at the very least authentic? I like the way Tourdion presents this idea, jumping should take time. So, if implemented properly, why do you object? Not meant to be offensive, just asking. ^_^

"It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they're often mistaken for dwarf men... And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring up out of holes in the ground!" - Gimli, Lord of the Rings

Assassin's Creed all over the place. BeanZ!

*Nods approvingly* They should get knocked out for a random period of time, between 15 seconds and 1 minute maybe? The chance for getting a broken bone should increase gradually, or maybe something less severe (I'm thinking twisted ankle, which is like a temporary broken bone), the longer the struggle continues. Eh, anyway, beanz! :beans: :beans:

In a word, simply No. Too many variables. "Guilt"? Some people don't feel guilt when they shoot someone, or raid someone's tent. You would be forcing "emotions" that aren't felt by the player, and it would take away from the real emotions by replacing them with the boredom of MMO grind. I don't feel guilt after I shoot someone that has purposely threatened my virtual well-being. Some people do feel guilt, no matter how justified the act. Like I said, just too many variables. As for screaming when zombies are around, IRL I don't scream when I get scared or startled, it makes me jump and I freeze for a few seconds in terror! :P

If you're "tierd of playing a game whare i have to shoot everything on sight", then DayZ is probably not for you. DayZ is about dying. You will die on every character every time. There is not a character that doesn't die, especially if they don't have the will to end the virtual lives of dangerous people. May I recommend Harvest Moon as a spiffy alternative, good sir?

1 More animals. Deer and stuff. 2 Animal distress sounds. If you kill an animal, it shouldn't just die, it should make a sound that can be heard by zombies and players. Different animals make different sounds, and the volume of these sounds vary. A squealing boar would make more noise than a rabbit. 3 Feral animals. Why do the cattle stay tame? I want to hunt animals that try to get away! Muahaha!

I laughed, I cried, I wished for a Huey. Thanks for the story man, have some beanz! :beans:

I approve of this idea. Then I'll get a sniper and I really will be in a diaper! Could be used as extra storage, maybe 3 slots. Carry some extra beanz with you, perhaps? Maybe a car tire? A tent? :D

Someone suggested punishing banditry with longer hours before being able to play. That's wrong. Players pick and choose their playstyle, I wouldn't play if offline hours were extended for banditry. Not to mention that some bandits don't mean to be, they end up getting attacked by survivors, shoot them, and lo and behold they're in a shemagh. I tripped on a ladder on my first playthrough, I don't want to be out of the game for X hours waiting to respawn to get a glitchy death again. :huh: As for the solution, how about the whole game be on a machine and you put in 1 quarter per respawn? Totally original idea!

If they made it so that night-time wasn't so unrealistically dark, nobody would turn up gamma. The flashlights should have a bit wider beam and be less bright, so they wouldn't be so visible to high tech enemies.

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You should have seen it before 1.7.4.4, dude. I heard it was awful, you couldn't lose them.

If you were extremely hungry, then a single can of sardines wouldn't satisfy your hunger for a period of longer than 30 minutes, much less 3 hours, especially if you were active. I.E. Running around Elektrozavodsk looking for more sardines. Yes, you probably should be able to gut animals using an axe, but for that matter they should be much rarer. Even then, you have to worry about using the same axe that you use to off the heads of the rampaging infected to gather food.

Someone picked me up in one of these after I had just spawned in, but I got scared of being banned because it was too fishy to be legit. I pressed Eject, and fell to my death!

Did somebody say BeanZ? I'm kind of new, but I've read alot of guides. Hai notsoNewb!

There are private hives and public hives. Private hives are servers that don't carry inventories over to the public hive. It is possibly you logged into a public server initially, and then logged into a private server (or vice versa). You can see if the server is public or private by if it says "DAYZ", which is a public hive, or "DayZ [mapnamehere]", which is a private hive. EDIT: Ninja'd by TheDuriel