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Orlok, what did you delete? :|

Cool story bro, tell us another. /sarcasm

Or stop getting hit by zombies.

Rocket better add banjo n' kazooie music when you do that.

Looting bodies = getting backstabbed with an As50.

New map = 1 month before everyone knows where everything is, and there is a dynamic map. ( http://www.dayzdb.com/ )

2 problems. 1. Only an ip, no server info. 2. Every server is PVP, no need for another that is more modded than usual.

Oh god, stop quoting big posts.

Welcome to DayZ, Enjoy your stay. :)

Haha. No.

/puts on ghillie suit /suddenly swims in the ground

/drives boat up on land /keeps driving

*cough* inb4bandits*cough*

Do i smell the Graveyard?

-lol not a bandit-

Well, that's ALOT of un-needed questions. You can obviously hear a beat before the Triple Vision.

AMD CPU/ATI GPU = No. Intel CPU/NVIDIA GPU = Yes.

Modder Friendly > Allowing Scripts > Hackers. So, nope.

Well, apparently someone bumped an 4 month old thread. Good job.

Just looking at posts taking 30 minutes to get responded to.

Great job.

Wrong topic, should be in Bandit Camp.

Or we could just find pellets on the ground... ;)

Why the forum is slow/dead.

That doesn't help, use "dxdiag", or tell us your GPU.