DayzForumer

Why? What's wrong with it?

i have the same problem on every server i have tried How about you get Arma 2 legit and install DayZ instead?

How do I embed videos? :c

LOOT map, not a map. (ETC it has to have pins on it that mark loot and vehicle spawns. Dayzdb.com for example...)

rekt

"it's a laptop" There is your problem. (And your Intel HD Graphics 4000 isn't a real graphics card, it's not made for gaming.) Edit: Your computer is incredibly close to our computers in school, and they suck.

Edit: Ninja'd by Diddums. :(

I destroyed some cars in a safezone on a server, some people got batshit mad at me. The server restarted. I apologized to the kid, and he told me we could go "hunting people" and that he would give me a gun from a safe. He bought a car, and drove outside of the town. I said I wouldn't mind if he killed me. The kid told me to get out. I did, and then he said "Say you're sorry." and shot me in the head with an Mk48 Mod 0. Then I started micspamming "Trololololol..."

It feels like everyone is a psychopath.

What?

Having fun bumping these old threads?

Please stop spamming your teamspeak everywhere, try adding some information on your already-existing thread. Cheers.

Find the shitter, sit on it, and when someone goes by, i'll make grunting noises.

To the graveyard! :D

Flaws I see here are: Advertising for some logo website. Bad grammatic skills. Not offering any information unless you join their teamspeak.

Why can't you guys fokken stop bumping shit-ass old threads all the damn time? Damn this is making me upset.

Why the heck does this keep happening? ;_;

33% food. 33% tools. 33% trash. Also zombies are nerfed, they do 100 less damage per hit and the infection chance is reduced, the only thing bad is that the bleed chance is greater.

If you read it, God will slap your shit.

I'd like to hit someone in the back of the head, load them into a truck, and wake them up in the north. (To be nice, i'd give them 2 cans of food, 2 cans of soda and a compass.)

I fokken hate google adsense. FYI: If you are dumb enough to click ads, you shouldn't be owning a computer.

Do you really think someone wants to run across the map 5 times just to find all these ingredients? Yes? Well, you are wrong.

All of the servers you showed on the picture is GMT +10 and GMT +9, no shit it's daytime?