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DayzForumer
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How do I embed videos? :c
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LOOT map, not a map. (ETC it has to have pins on it that mark loot and vehicle spawns. Dayzdb.com for example...)
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rekt
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"it's a laptop" There is your problem. (And your Intel HD Graphics 4000 isn't a real graphics card, it's not made for gaming.) Edit: Your computer is incredibly close to our computers in school, and they suck.
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Edit: Ninja'd by Diddums. :(
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Majority of playerbase are kids?
DayzForumer replied to HumanBeing25's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I destroyed some cars in a safezone on a server, some people got batshit mad at me. The server restarted. I apologized to the kid, and he told me we could go "hunting people" and that he would give me a gun from a safe. He bought a car, and drove outside of the town. I said I wouldn't mind if he killed me. The kid told me to get out. I did, and then he said "Say you're sorry." and shot me in the head with an Mk48 Mod 0. Then I started micspamming "Trololololol..." -
decapitation, put player head on spike
DayzForumer replied to wild_man's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
It feels like everyone is a psychopath. -
NON RIESCO A ENTRARE SU SOPRAVVISUTI
DayzForumer replied to Cendigacioce2000's topic in New Player Discussion
What? -
Helicopter stolen again... le sigh....
DayzForumer replied to JPWiser's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Having fun bumping these old threads? -
I want some one and play with
DayzForumer replied to hi im the batman's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Please stop spamming your teamspeak everywhere, try adding some information on your already-existing thread. Cheers. -
What's the first thing you'd do in DayZ Standalone?
DayzForumer replied to TIC's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Find the shitter, sit on it, and when someone goes by, i'll make grunting noises. -
Tired of Roaming And Looting Alone?
DayzForumer replied to Mr.Fatality's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
To the graveyard! :D -
Tired of Roaming And Looting Alone?
DayzForumer replied to Mr.Fatality's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Flaws I see here are: Advertising for some logo website. Bad grammatic skills. Not offering any information unless you join their teamspeak. -
Demystification of the DayZ loot spawn system [SPOILER]
DayzForumer replied to insitv's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Why can't you guys fokken stop bumping shit-ass old threads all the damn time? Damn this is making me upset. -
Why the heck does this keep happening? ;_;
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Facts of patch 1.8 - loot is nonsense
DayzForumer replied to timedance's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
33% food. 33% tools. 33% trash. Also zombies are nerfed, they do 100 less damage per hit and the infection chance is reduced, the only thing bad is that the bleed chance is greater. -
"the holy book" vs. urban legends
DayzForumer replied to timedance's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If you read it, God will slap your shit. -
I'd like to hit someone in the back of the head, load them into a truck, and wake them up in the north. (To be nice, i'd give them 2 cans of food, 2 cans of soda and a compass.)
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Where can I download Day Z Commander.
DayzForumer replied to VibroKnife's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I fokken hate google adsense. FYI: If you are dumb enough to click ads, you shouldn't be owning a computer. -
Do you really think someone wants to run across the map 5 times just to find all these ingredients? Yes? Well, you are wrong.
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DayZ Community afraid of the Dark?
DayzForumer replied to neosky5k's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
All of the servers you showed on the picture is GMT +10 and GMT +9, no shit it's daytime? -
You should wait until you die, you are a bad and terrible person. Stop being a wuss.
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dayz epoch deployable motorbike
DayzForumer replied to sincerecorn's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Deploy it. -
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