Ooh, have her washed and brought up to my room.

It had that magazine capacity because it was an inaccurate bullet hose firing a pistol round ineffective past 50 metres. Soviet infantry doctrine at the time was "Fire a bazzillion bullets at the enemy to keep them pinned down until a Comrade gets within grenade or bayonet range.". It worked. Unsurprising enough, the Chinese used the exact same weapon and tactics in Korea.

"I can't believe I paid £20 for this..." - Me. Just now.

How recent/decent is your monitor? No point splurging on a decent GPU if your still running a shonky old monitor.

MP5K = good for FISHING (Fighting In Someone's House) AKM = good for killing anything man-sized out to 300 metres.

I'm 49 and remember when the top computer upgrade was a 48K RAM pack that hung precariously off the back of my Spectrum's motherboard. Lone woodland hermit that only ventures near towns for medical supplies when injured is my normal play style, but I haven't fired up the SA for a while as I got frustrated with rubber-banding and teleporting zombies.

Whatever calibre is it that you think a Win 70 can be chambered for which makes it anywhere near the ballistic equivalent of a .50BMG SLAP round?

Have the Austrian military deployed anywhere apart from the knocking shops of Vienna since 1945? More chance of finding Millie Cyrus's hymen in Cherno than an AUG.

Say what? The GTX770 max TDP is 250W on stock clocks. I run an overclocked R9 290 using 350W on the exact same PSU.

Watercool that 3770K and overlock the crap out of it.

Is there any woodland left to hide in?

There's more of my getting on Scarlett Johansson than this game getting on the PS4.

Have you checked that you haven't disconnected either of the fan or pump connectors from the motherboard?

How would an MP game handle NPCs and quests?

Play Fallout 3.