JimmyDaRev

I might trade mine for either rangefinders and a dmr OR an m4a1 cco sd with ammunition

A: Your in-game name: JimmyDaRev B: Your condition/ailments (ex. Low on blood, sick, broken legs, in pain, passed out): Low low blood, passing out C: Your location - be specific (include nearest town and coordinates, if possible): In Chernogorsk, in one of the two story buildings near the church, it kind of looks like half-restaurant, half-housing. I am in the second floor D: A general description of your character (wearing a ghillie suit, hero skin, bandit skin, normal skin, etc.): Wearing a ghillie suit, armed with a revolver and winchester. Notes: I don't have a blood bag.

.dfs

Frankie is the whole reason I started playing this game. Hell, I think he is the only person that I want to be shot by.

So I was on my favorite server. Freshly spawned, and I got teleported to devils castle as soon as i spawned. The hacker said it was my lucky day, and gave me an as50 with 5 mags. I knew it was most likely hacked but I had nothing to lose so i was like awwwwwwwwww yeeeahhhhhhh. Anyways he teleported me back to Kamenka. I started to think, as50? 5 mags? no food or water? sweet. but then i realized, since i am not a cunt who snipers the bambies out of Cherno, that an as50 wasn't really practical. I wanted something smaller that i could bring on a loot raid, something like an AKS-74U. So, I thought to myself, I will head to Balota and see if i can get something a little more suitable for me. Usually I would just run straight into Balota, no cover or anything, because I usually would be a fresh spawn. But since i had a as50 i decided to stick to the trees, and see if go behind Balota and come up and scope out the tower before heading in. Wouldn't you know it, two bambies walked right up on top of the roof of the tower as i was scoping it. So I said, Guys on the Balota tower, face towards the coast and don't get down or you get a bullet to the head. I went inside and met with them, they had no gear. I decided that they could come with me if they want and I would use them to loot Cherno instead of me going in, and I would stay on over watch. They trusted me and as soon as we left the tower a helicopter flew over. Thinking it was another clan helicopter, I aimed up with my as50, took shot twice, and immediately the engine was out on the heli. both of my apprentices had this expression. "HOLY... SHIT" I laughed and told them that heli's usually aren't friendly. We headed to Cherno, and they went in from the northwest side. I had them on over watch but as i was moving to get a better view, a bandit with an M14-AIM shot one of them, I told the other STFU and GTFO, but he was too scared. He died too. I wen't in 5 minutes later to recover the loot, and unfortunately a hacker wrote "OPPA GANGHAM STYLE" across the screen and made everyone dance, including the zombies. Well, My cover was blown, and I got shot in the head as soon as everyone stopped dancing. I thought to myself it was a good run, and I didn't mind dying since all my stuff was most likely hacked in the game. (NOTE: I DID NOT DO THE HACKING).

I completely agree with you on me being just as guilty. However, I said that there was a chance it wasnt hacked into the game, so i took my chances. But other then that, I completely agree.

Hi fellow survivors, I recently downloaded the game from steam, and love the game except for the fact that my computer nearly shits itself when I play it. I have an older computer, still able to run dayz tho, just at a slow speed. It is a toshiba, i don't have the specs for it right now as i am posting from a different computer, but when I play, I ususally get an average of 4-5 fps. I love the game, but I think it would be more enjoyable to play at a faster speed! I need advice on increasing my fps. I want to atleast get 10-15 fps out of my computer. I have tried messing with the video settings but i don't really know what i am doing, and i am afraid to fuck with any files. if i have to i will, but preferably i don't want to chance at ruining the game all together. Cheers, Jimmy

ok well thanks anyway guys.

Ok. Anyways, how should i up my fps? I know for a fact that i can push it to 15 at least

I just watched a video on the differences and i can't notice the difference between 20 and 40

However i do want my brother to have atleast 10-15 fps

Damn. Well I am serctainly not going to just stop playing Dayz, although my fps has to be atleast 20. i got 10-15 frrom the monkymonitor. I will just settle with ten, i am not a hardcore gamer so i don't think it is that bad

really anything under thirty? I use a laptop, but it is pretty new. I like 15 fps i can shoot pretty good

Also, what would you guys consider not laggy? I would consider 15 outside of cities not laggy, as long as you arenot doing anything too crazy like barrel rolls and shit in a helicopter.

Haha yeah this is all for my brothers computer. My system runs at 10-20 inside cities, and 20-25 outside cities. I am perfectly happy with 10 fps, I don't really think it is too choppy. I am used to it. People complain about only being at 22 fps but i would kill for that most of the time. anyways, I will try doing ingame settings on my bro's computer, and see if i can get him up to 10 or 15 fps. I am sure he would be very happy with that. Cheers, Jimmy

Hello fellow survivors, I recently had this problem, although i got lucky and someone came along and helped me. I have a couple of solutions to this problem, although they are very rudimentary and may not be in your favor. However this problem can be fixed by: - an Epipen, however someone else has to give it to you (I would suggest getting a friend to help) - Dying. Depending on where you are, this will usually happen in 1 of 2 ways, If you are in populated towns, (ie Cherno, Electro, Stary Sobor, NWAF, or anywhere where bandits or other players frequent) then you are lucky, as someone can kill you. However if you are out in the isolated wild, you will most likely have to wait until you starve to death. - DayZ staff resetting your player ID (can be found in your player profile) These things will most likely be the solutions. WHAT WILL NOT FIX THIS PROBLEM - Joining a different server - Changing your player profile - Re-installing the game - Computer shutdown Please don't try to re-install the game. It is 99% of the time a waste of your time. WHAT IS KNOWN TO CAUSE THIS PROBLEM - As DayZ is still in alpha, it will have many bugs. This problem is known bug that can happen randomly to players. - If you log out while in shock, this will happen. - Depending on the server, if you combat log this can happen. I suspect you either logged out with shock or were afflicted by the bug. Anyways, I am just here to provide some information. I hope some of this helps. Cheers! Jimmy

Haha i guess this goes to show that other dayz survivors arent the only thing you shouldn't trust.

If I am understanding you correctly, you are saying that your Arma2: AO is giving you a message that says BattlEye Initialization failed. I had this problem. DO NOT download a new battleye client. It will make arma shit itself. What I did and it worked fine, was run the BEsetup file, and it should install battleye for you. Cheers, Jimmy

Ya Dayz is more cpu and gpu intensive then arma 2 and arma ao combined I would say. My broother has a 3 or 4 year old computer that can deal with graphics (ie it won't shit itself and crash the game ever few minutes) however he only runs at 5-10 fps outside of cities. Personally i think 10 -20 fps in cities is fine . even outside of cities i will gladly tak 10-20fps.