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    Run into small town for supplies and get eaten.

    Check.

    Run into large city and get shot in the head.

    Check.

    Get chased up large tower and plunge to my death.

    Check.

    Huddle in fear in the forest while the undead sniff around my legs.

    Check.

    Wander dehydrated for miles.

    Check.

    Alright, so my first few forrays into the wild and wonderful world of Day Z have not been as successful as I had hoped. I expected backup when I started this game, but my small horde of online buddies have been sucked into other games and here I am, standing by the roadside, staring at a pack of zombies I don't even have an empty tin can to throw at.

    I have TS and Vent and I am willing to stick it out with a small group of fellow survivors, but not an online clan which takes itself so seriously that members can't take a dump without following the correct procedure. I have no time for armchair generals or dictators. I'm too old. I just want a few pals to kick around the end of the world and have a laugh with.

    So, if you're looking for new members for your clan, I might be your guy. Message me any time.

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