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So i spawn in elektro and i've found a winchester 1888 and i found some slugs and i proceed to go east through elektro ( i was at the westest part of elektro) and im near the train station where i see a fresh spawn looting a corpse with a crowbar so bam i shoot him and hes knocked out shoot him again and hes dead, than i go to the firestation and find nothing and than i go to the hospital and i see a guy i shoot him in the back of the head and i drop dem nuts on him, he was like oh you f***ing pr*** and than i finish him off and hes like i hope you die in a hole you piece of s*** so thats 2 kills so far i go towards the north firestation (near the fireplant) and i find a g17, and i see a guy running i wait for him to get closer and BAM! 1 shot kill, than i notice hes friend with a lee enfield, i accidently open my gear and thats gives him a advantage, and then he one shot kills me with his lee enfield. But i swear to god im not a hacker this was amazing, some how when i died i came back from the dead i respawned with all my gear and in the exact spot i died i think it might be that i got the bandit skin at the exact moment i died, and than i run off, to meet up with my friend at three horns, when i meet a fresh spawn, i only had 4 bullets left so i tried to break his legs and run off,i miss all but one shot so he comes up to me trying to piss me off so im like leave or die, he doesn't so i get out my g17 and spam it. he starts swearing at me our something i couldn't understand it. So i meet up wtih my friend and we run all the way to novy sobor and than hes like dude im tired and he goes to sleep, and then i get lost and end up in kabino and i think im in novy so i say in side chat ' FINALLY IN NOVY!' and than a guy is like 'oh hell no!' and then he jokes and says 'im gonna kill you' and than im like being rude person i am said some really disturbing stuff to him in side chat hes like 'thats it im gonna kill you' so he procedes to count the km he is away, he gets to sobor and hes like jk i got a heli get in so i dont see him and i think im in kabino so he goes there and picks me up and he says 'where to' so i say nwaf like the power hungry guy i am and hes says 'dude your not far' so i say 'whatever' and he drops me off and than i check the place out i think a ak74 and than a person with a tractor comes in and im like 'im ransacking this guy' so i hide in a bush to get a drink and something to eat and he comes towards me i shoot my rounds into him and it doesn't kill him but critically injured him so he drives into me breaking my legs and than i get knocked out and he dies, than the zombies eat me and i die. THE END!. tl;dr i got a 5 kill streak and rose from the dead.

Id love a dance animation and easter eggs ( like your at night in the forest zombies spawn around you and a zombie sings thriller and the zombies dance to it) or a swarm of cows in elektro oh god that would be amazing.

Well one day me and my friend where in taviana where i was on my 2 kill streak with my saw (Its godlike) But anyway my friend found a little bird so he picked me up and we went to the the Jaroslavski airport and i was scared to parachute out of the heli, so my friend tilted upwards and i jumped out, and i destroyed the heli and it went so fast to the ground my friend couldn't eject and he died, since he rage quits alot he was really pissed at me.

Nvm

Dude thats awesome.

Well everytime my friend gets a atv in takistan life, we like to mess around and its flips and flys around in random directions. It makes me laugh so hard, its so glitched. Edit: Well its not dayz, but the same thing applys to dayz so yeah.

Thats so cool

You're better off searching for a topic like this, since theres like 3 of these a week.

Well my 2 favorate weapons are the most badass weapons ever, The Crossbow and tin cans,Why? Crossbow = 1 hit kill, most silent gun in the game and badass. My second most favorate weapon is Tin Cans, Why Tin cans= Barely make sound, ammo everywhere, spawns in every location and a 4 hit kill on zombies, meaning if you're badass enough you can snipe a person with a tin can in 8 shots. Post you're favorate weapons.

This happens to me alot in taviana, what you do is swim down a ledge or swim up to a fence.

What guys imagine a hacker, a hacker who has a hack, who shits in every square inch of the map and every second we fart, oh god every thing will be brown

I think what he said was he found a hackers tent and picked up a mp5 and it had like increased damage and he shot some zombies and got banned or something

I actually aborted in a fishing boat (My first vehicle ;_; And i was stuck in it for about 1 hour and i finally managed to get out but i left the engine on (which i couldn't turn of) so it had no fuel.

Interesting my friend actually picked up a hacked weapon and got global banned, but that was a while ago.

I want to ride a cow, one day i will.

Knowing me id probably make a dick of shit and then put a grenade in the middle, Flying shit everywhere

Woah this thread has over 160,000 views dayuumm Edit:And now 900 posts :D

Isn't pigeon shit white?

I have a great idea 1. Dress gay(Pink sleeveless shirt and jeans) 2. Run into elektro with friends 3.Mic spam

Dude i got my first m4a4 cco sd in my longest play session its bloody awesome

I saw a troll named Anne Frank and Adolf Hitler it seemed they where in a realationship and trolling, i also saw someone with the name of Dig Bick.

I remember going on to this panthera server and saw these two trolls: Adolf Hitler and Anne Frank, they where really funny.

You little ripper

Interesting my friend doesn't really like the fn fal, i've never got to fire one but ive found like 6 and picked up 3.