coltonlong

Nope, USAF! Close, i guess, but not quite! :D

Uh..... 1: I could certainly get close, if not hit that shot. 2: Yes, actually, though I mostly shoot based on adjustments. 3: Yes! I trapped for a while, so skinning animals and tanning hides is in my skill set! 4 : Yup, this too. All this, and Im just a red blooded American. youd be amazed what a random internet go-er can know.

where is the prison island? I have yet to find it, and no maps seem to have it. What town is it near?

Hey, i already got snacks. MY BODY IS READY.

So I got lucky and found an orange truck. Felt good..... But heck, I dont care for fancy things, so I figured Id give it away. As I was going into Berezino, I saw a guy in the road. I put on my most stereotypical Irish (Why Irish, I dunno. Prolly cause I love the Irish.) accent, and stopped the truck, hopping out. There was a guy trying to be stealthy sticking his head around a building watching, so I knew it was prolly going to get me killed, but hell, i didnt care. So I cut off the mewling guy as he begged for a saline bag, and said "There yew arre! Ive been lewking everyware far yew! I wasnt tooo shure if yew had gone daft and wouldnt come back for her! I fixed 'er up, just as fine as ya like! Only needed a bit of oil and sume tweaking here and thar, but shes runnin now, boyo." (adjusted spelling for the accent, of course.) As I finished, I walked away, and he was so stunned he simply said "Can you give me a salin......" before realizing I had actually left the truck. I walked right past the guy who had been watching, with a greeting of "Afternewn, stranga!". I walked out of there without even getting hurt. gotta love all the random stuff you can do in this game!

F for Ferinheit also F for FREEDOM. C for Celsius also C for COMMUNISM!!!! USA! USA! USA! (jk, but conversions suck ass.)

I have full cop uniform and a soviet hat, and my screen is filled with: I am warming up I am cooling down I am warming up I am cooling down Constantly happens. The messages are annoying, but its nice to not worry about how hot/cold I am.

The way I see it, you should have to make a suit piece by piece. I made a top for a ghillie one. Took me a week of sewing, and the color was on a dark brown jacket with the burlap being a few shades of lighter brown. Looked like shit, but it was fun for air soft.

You can right click the battery and lick it to check the charge.

I got punched in the mouth so I waded into the flurry of punches and started choking the little fucker. Then a teacher walked around the corner. Good times.

You can get into peoples packs?

Has anyone seen a smersh VEST yet? I have seen the little packs, but no vests!

And for that matter, does the cattle prod stun people? is the telescopic baton worth having?

Yea, its cold as a motherfucker.

Ok guys, back on topic please.

It is fun to say haha.

oh really? tickling instead of stunning? what a shame.

Well I got a guy with a pristine stun baton with a pristine battery, and AB blood type, so i was gonna start a huge stock of blood.

I meant learn about world armaments. For instance, you never know when It could be important to know that there is about 1 gun for every american in the US. Or that for about 20 bucks USD you can get an AK at certain spots in rural Africa. Or that not every country has M4a1s "because".

Oh man, you dont know the fucking half of it. Then again, Ive yet to meet anyone in the US Armed Forces that has an attachment to that show.

Damn son, on point!

Oh really? Then show a bit of respect for your force and dont look like a total dunce.

I noticed, but it doesnt bother me. most people say Im insane anyways, hahaha.

true.