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  1. coltonlong

    Pants constantly ruined..

    I noticed going up and down ladders ruins pants and their contents instantly. I went through 3 pairs of pants just climbing up and down the electro firestation to help a guy who got shot unconscious on top.
  2. Any noobs got questions? im willing to throw a few answers out for you.
  3. 137 sir, plus playing through the whole extent of the mod. of course, i also never claimed vet status in anyway. I never finished medical school, after all. Just came to try and answer a few questions.
  4. Nah, ive never found anything there. youd be better off going to a supermarket or a bar to find most everything you need.
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    Leather Jackets?!?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTUNAbZkkl0 Thats all i have to put into the matter.
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    Attention Combat Loggers

    Or, rather than having to worry about it, why not stop combat logging? i never have because it kills the game. Besides, the adrenaline of being hunted and the hope that you can come out on top is a huge part of the human interaction and adds a lot of the core to the game. Grow a pair and negotiate or fight out, or die trying. I die a lot, but i dont cry, i just go find new gear, and settle for what i can keep for however long. better than being shot after an attempted combat log like a huge bitch.
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    Why aren't there 'fat' characters in DayZ?

    You know, i guess a lot of it depends on upbringing anyways. At 17, im pretty damn weak, but my weight, according to my doctor is right where it should be for a young man at 6'1" height. but, i need more muscle. The thing is, for the first 16 years of my life, i lived on a river, so i swam a lot. So when i joined police training class up at the technical school, we started working out at the YMCA. there were guys in there who were fucking built. I mean, the type who say, "look at my muscles, my dick must be huge". (of course this was a farming community, so we all threw haybales every year, but they went the extra mile and hit the weights after.) but when they got in the pool, and said they wanted to race me, showing off to girlfriends and whatnot, I soundly whooped their asses, because i swam against the currents in the river all the time. If i were in chernarus, id make better time down the coast swimming than walking. im sure each person has a different "element" that suits them better than the next guy.
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    Why aren't there 'fat' characters in DayZ?

    I mean, im not even overweight, but i have very low endurance.... im a sprinter. If i couldnt hide within say, 5-7 mintues of full out sprinting, im toasting. Id have to stand and fight if i didnt have a gun, i think, because ive trained in extended fighting, and can use my energy better that way. but really, i think that fat people, unless they were the type that are like grizzly bears, (you know, the guys you look at and say, what a fat ass, but then he lifts a refrigerator or some shit) or were super smart, or prepared with adequate food and proper location (lots of american preppers ive seen are tipping towards moderately overweight) would be super fucked by the slow and lumbering movements, and high visibility of all that fat. also, as an american, fat aint beautiful, and please dont encourage that shit. i agree with the multiple people who say that the fatties got the kibash early on. Especially this being a post soviet state, where the fat would not be prepared because they wouldnt have the money to prep like american preppers, they wouldnt be super smart, due to hat can be assumed to be a lacking education, what with 6-7 schools in the whole country, and the ones who were fucking grizzly types would prolly have lost a ton of weight due to the excessive movement.
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    Leather Jacket?

    Has anyone found the leather jacket yet? i need it to complete my onsomble. :P
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    Leather Jacket?

    Yea boy..... magnum in a chest holster, leather jacket, double barrel rifle, cowboy hat, cargo pants....... A schoolbag. PERFECT!
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    DayZ Carrying Over into Real Life...

    I tend to value my gas mask and canteen that screws into my gas mask that much more. (i may be a prepper, but theres nothing wrong with that!)
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    What's Going On With Loot?

    I noticed the title, and came by to say, "not much is goin on, whats up with you?"
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    Note This!

    I leave notes like the journal of a survivor. my favorite i wrote i think was in a bar. i left a note saying "helicopter crashed near our shelter. The hordes followed. we had to evacuate. Boris stayed behind to distract them. His screams followed us in our escape." can only imagine how people would feel if they found the whole story i wrote on notes. :P
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    How does SKS compare to the M4/Mosin

    Sks is nice. smooth shooting, powerful, nicely accurate. put a pu on there, and its almost as good as a mosin at close-medium range. worth it!
  15. I sneak. everyone seems to bitch about being fast, but when you see others first, thats my main goal. two shouts of "hands on your head", and if they are non compliant, a headshot from my mosin. If they comply, i establish contact, keeping a watch on their hands. its gotten my rather far. I search the big towns as a unequipped freshie, but then i move up into the mountain villages and live off a full backpack of food and water, only going out for the need of fun.
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    Official DayZ Meme Thread

    Welcome to the community....
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    What kit do you run with when playing as a group medic?

    I carry two medkits, my standard improvised backpack, lots of food and water, a couple can openers, and good, light, medium, and dark clothing to camouflage myself appropriately.
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    Rocket is a huge troll.

    Well, i found the berries! they are all over! AND THEY ARE ALL POISONOUS! as soon as i ate one, i got a funny taste in my mouth, got to orange hunger, and yellow thirst. Then i got sick, and died in a bout 10 minutes. Give us poisoned cake, you SOB. im so butthurt.
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    Rocket is a huge troll.

    told you man, i was out in ten minutes. strong shit, those.
  20. coltonlong

    Rocket is a huge troll.

    Thank you for not being an asshole. good luck to you as well.
  21. coltonlong

    Rocket is a huge troll.

    Ok, update, found a new type of berry bush. its not poisonous. only seen maybe two though. poison berries seem much more common.
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    Rocket is a huge troll.

    I LITERALLY SAID I KNOW BETTER.
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    Rocket is a huge troll.

    So, of fucking course, the best and self proclaimed brightest have come to the post to be assholes and call me stupid for trying to find a new feature. Does anyone want to be constructive and maybe post a picture of a nonpoisonous berry bush?
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    Rocket is a huge troll.

    Yea, i can see that lol. fitting to the game, always trolling you.
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