coltonlong

Grimey, Im ashamed of you! Since when do you have to care? if your going to be an asshole, take a firm stance, dont be loose with your beliefs! also, i completely agree.

100 of anything across MILLIONS OF PLAYERS? how does that make any sense? that means hundreds of thousands, if not MILLIONS, will never get to test out all the gear! thats ridiculous! if they are serious about this, private servers are the only hope we have left.

This is such bullshit. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PLAYERS DEAN! IT WONT FUCKING WORK.

While running around the forests looking for a nice place to cook some steaks, I saw one of the small raised shacks that are dotted around the map, and decided to shack up there. When I walked in, there was a pristine water bottle! so am i to understand that they now have a chance to spawn residential loot?

love this. Also, not to take the spotlight, but back a few months, i found a easter egg on the back of the bipod that says "made in bohemia" and everyone just told me to blow it out my ass.....

so with all the buzz about vehicles, I recalled hearing somewhere that if there are helicopters, they wanted to make them control somewhat like the helicopters in "Take on Helicopters"? Does anyone have any thing to confirm this, or am i just a loony?

Sorry, for some reason i swore that they said "IF there are helicopters, we'd want them to be something like ToH". Maybe Im losing it.

Im going to be "that guy" and say that this is extremely pointless, and you just need to move on. Kos is part of the game, a huge part. And if you cant handle it, just leave. Nobody is going to treat you any worse or any better. Its how it is. Stop feeding people the sob story and play, or dont.

Does anyone know if the high capacity vests are in the new stable patch? Ive been through a ton of military spawns and havent seen one.

THIS MAN WINS ALL MY BEANS!!!! Its funny, I figured Id have found a few of these, but nope. In fact, I found an ak , a hand rail guard, a folding stock, a scope, and a drum mag, all pristine, before I have found one of these. Well, ill get one.

It happens to me if i get caught in a server reset then try to rejoin another game.

I hate to bring it back up, but could someone take a picture of one both on the person, and where they find it? Thanks!

Thank you very much. I somehow missed that.

DAMN COMMIES TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR BEANS!

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608050541892141342&pid=1.7

Im a survivalist nut actually, haha. Zombies was just a bonus in a survival game for me, :)

Im in! Tell me when it starts!

So I spawned inland a ways, to the east of Berezino. I found some civvy clothes, a payday mask, some food, and wanted to do some banditry. I hurried down to solnichy to stock up some more. As I was coming out of the medical building, I saw a fresh spawn running up on me. I contemplated splitting his head with my ax, but instead decided to drop him a can opener and some bacon. He ate it, thanked me, and ask if I wanted to tag along to berezino and the NEAF. I said sure, and we met his friend heading up on the railroad. I was just following at this point. with a ton of experience under my belt, I could tell the city was pretty well picked over I knew they were going to run off to check the police station, and I didnt have a gun, so hell, maybe there would be a sporter or something. As soon as I saw the front door closed, I was alert. Something was up. I then noticed my two comrades had taken off down the road yelling "F*CK YOU!" at the top of their lungs. Thats when I heard a voice in the police station say, "Hands up!". Of course, I didnt say anything, or put my hands up, because theyd just put a bullet in my head anyways, thats what common banditry in this game has become. So i quickly opened the door and leaned to see what the force trying to get me was. A guy with a bullet proof vest and AK with drum mags! What? So he took a quick spray at me as I looked, and I ran around the back of the fence, and leaned around the side. He didnt see this, because he took off after my friends, taking shots at them every few feet. I didnt know there was more than one, and I would have loved that AK, so I waited for him to run a bit farther, and then crept after him with my ax ready. His friend put three bullets in my feet from behind, and I charged in. He saw me and started to yell "HANDS UP" and spray bullets as I brought the ax down on him three times. He tryed to flee while reloading, and I decided to excuse myself. I yelled a bit and ran, drawing him and his friend off. As I put my hands up, and they shot me, I saw the two guys I was with disappear into the forest. *sniff* I am such a good person....

Well, could have stayed behind the fence. But helping was only half of it. I knew that if I helped, theyd get away, but also there was a chance for an AK. So, half good, half greed.

Thanks.

I thought I hit him on the head, but i was in the open, and he would have gotten the other guys anyways, so I drew them off.

Rick, if Im rushing you, youre a corpse. Only CoDlers and braggarts rush. I enjoy the thrill of the long hunt. I sit back and bleed them.... A shot in the foot, a broken arm..... I get off on making prey suffer, lol.

nice video dude.

But dogs cant just graze. Horses can. In fact, as long as its not dirt, or poison ivy, horses can eat most plants.

Boy, you just go out of your way to be an ass to everyone, dont you? how about you blow your bullshit right out your gaping asshole sir. People like you dont help.