coltonlong

A pamphlet, maybe.

I had a good one with a crossbow in Origins mod. A hero ttrye to kos me, so i climbed up to the lower lvl of a hospital, and hit her in the head with a crossbow. felt good to knocked her down like that.

Yea. I came out with my gun down, and started to say "Friendly", but got to "Frie..... WHOA, WHOA!" as we shot it out lol. real good time, being the winner. lus, my 3 can openers and other junk didnt get hurt. so happy!

Meant to say "wouldnt", you smarmy little devil, you. :)

FFS, everyone stop. I WAS BRAGGING, SO WHAT. there are a million posts that are worse stories, and no one gets half this butthurt. Man, i bet even he wouldnt be giving me this much crap over it!

I have a picture of his glitched corpse, is that good enough?

Hey, i didnt come to get people arguing. I admitted that i spoke carelessly, and changed the story accordingly. Lets put some salve on the butthurt. Next time i wont say anything. I just felt happy that i won the battle with my new handgun.

Like i said, he only hit my legs. nothing else was damaged. I was just proud, and came to brag. First real gunfight in SA.

Yea, i get you guys. but the fact that he risked a bunch of things that i had taken time to get for some buddies? not cool at all. I was a little over zealous. Perhaps "trigger happy jerk" would be a preferable sub for "piece of shit". when i typed that, i wanted to go for the image of shit hitting toilet water. but i get your point.

I use 22 lr quite a bit. Ive dropped deer in one hit with it. Of course, i was within maybe 50 feet, but it went right through the ribs and hit the heart, and without the wasted meat of bigger rounds. 22 lr is totally viable. It is common, cheap and easy to use. not only that, it is used in every type of weapon from lever action to fully automatic. A great idea to add it in. Hope to see it. thatll be my hunting round once hunting is in!

Sounds cool, but it would be hard to explain. there are no mines in chernarus, and for every thing other than mining, trains are used. Cool idea, but i want my immersion to be intact, you know?

Hey, my last group fucked me over and crashed my fucking Mi 17 into the cherno harbor. im looking for anyone who can give me a good partner and can keep my shit in one piece. Lemme know whats up. 1 and 1/2 year experience, skilled, good scavenger, lucky for finding helicopters and trucks. I need to find a group, maybe its you and your friends. Also, i usually play shoot on sight, unless someone is with me, or is a hero. Skype colton.long4.

So, my friends and i may or may not have had the BRILLIANT idea to go get the humvee, biplane, and little bird from debug. shortly after getting the heli out, the fuel suddenly ran out, almost killing us, then my computer freaked out and my keyboard quit working. my mouse wheel also quit functioning. I flipped out and restarted, but not before being told of the fact that my friends were getting ghost blood transfusions. i restarted my computer, and it was all good. But that still got me paranoid. gotta watch it! XD

it turned or computers into potatoes! (I can count to potato.)

The debug zone is scary now! before it was just a annoyance, but now its just bad. It actually messed my comp up. also, i love the picture of Leo. good reply. XD

Once upon a time, there was a group of friends who desperately wanted to excel in the wastelands. So they made a plan. To set up a base for all and collect vehicles for daring adventures was their goal, and one night, they set out to reach it. At a small airbase, one scouting party was astonished to find a Little Bird helicopter. Excitedly telling his friends of his discovering, one member of the group quickly set about fixing it, adding glass, a rotor, and scrap to the mix to make a perfect vehicle for himself and his friends. Finally, after over 48 hours of work, the band stood back and admired their work. It was beautiful, and they quickly made good use of its speed and nimble movement to find a Ural, artfully dodging bullets and bandits alike. They brought with them parts to the Ural, and breathed like into the hulk of a machine, and rolled it away from its resting place. as they brought it back into base, they pitched a tent, and downed a toast to their fine work. Then they retired for the evening, content with their mastery of the wastes, and ready to start new adventures the next time they could meet. However, all was not well. the server they were on had a problem with resets taking vehicles away, and as a member of said group logged on to admire the camp, and begin the days labors, he nearly screamed. All of their hard work was gone! The little bird and Ural had been spirited away by the servers reset, despite being hard saved, and the only thing remaining was a tent, untouched, and only containing paltry amounts of goods. He sat, and thought only of how robbed he was, and sobbed softly to himself as the images of his lost time and effort flashed before him. What had the wasteland become when the very fabric of the game, the reset, had robbed him and his friends? what had it become?

I hear you beck. This is the second time they lost a chopper for me though. First a little bird, then a Mi 17. Those are the first two choppers i have ever been lucky enough to find.

Hey, my last group fucked me over and crashed my fucking Mi 17 into the cherno harbor. im looking for anyone who can give me a good partner and can keep my shit in one piece. Lemme know whats up. 1 and 1/2 year experience, skilled, good scavenger, lucky for finding helicopters and trucks. I need to find a group, maybe its you and your friends. Also, i usually play shoot on sight, unless someone is with me, or is a hero. Skype colton.long4, or give me a teamspeak address.

Hey, my last group fucked me over and crashed my fucking Mi 17 into the cherno harbor. im looking for anyone who can give me a good partner and can keep my shit in one piece. Lemme know whats up. 1 and 1/2 year experience, skilled, good scavenger, lucky for finding helicopters and trucks. I need to find a group, maybe its you and your friends. Also, i usually play shoot on sight, unless someone is with me, or is a hero. Skype colton.long4.

well, turns out we got jacked. good thing we have an mi 17. those mothaf*ckas WILL pay!

Nah, its vanilla. silver lining though. our tent is still there, and we found a mi 17 and a uaz. Heli is a trade up, land vehicle is a trade down. but tis the way things are.

I actually found an atv and now i have a little bird. both excellent, but until you have ground mobility, steer clear of choppers, because if it isnt 100% repaired, itll leak gas.

Yo, Ive been laying for a while, and ive gotten pretty good. (my best record is a guy who lived a year) Anyway, i moved and lost contact with my clan, but as the scavenger, i simply moved on. Now, Im looking for someone or a group to run with. Leave a reply if you are interested. My best skills are sniping, scavenging, and finding vehicles.

Hello, I am a [rabid] fan of Dayz, save one fact. ADMINS HOARD ALL THE BEST STUFF! I have been playing for a good while, and I have yet to see anything rarer than an Offroader. Where are all the vehicles that I spend days searching for? In the admins camp. EVERY TIME! Last time I found an Admin camp, there were five vehicles there! Minus the bus my team had and a random tractor, that was every vehicle in the server! So why is it that I can't seem to find any Motorbikes or ATVs? Is it that I'm looking in the wrong place, I'm unlucky, or every admin is a hoarder???

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