coltonlong

For give me, community, for I have sinned. I have robbed one man, and murdered 3 others. The first was a simple matter. he had a headlamp on, and i was fresh spawn. once he drew the axe, my sympathy was gone, and i put him on his ass and took his things. I felt bad, but i was gladdened by the mid tier gear i obtained. The next.... was worse. I saw a light in electro, at what happened to be a well. I had a magnum and 8 bullets. and i wanted to test it out. so i ambushed them as they stared at that well.... one was killed instantly. the others realized how i found them, turned the light off, and scattered. i looked for them, and was headed away, when steps made me turn around, and i got two shots of magnum in my attacker before i was knocked unconscious. I heard him say "gotya, fucker", and chuckle. i resigned myself to death, as he had a mosin. I woke up 20 seconds later to him bandaging with his friend and him with backs turned. I took my magnum out and shot him 5 times. his friend ran at me with fists raised. we traded punches, and i got the upper hand as he bled from two good hits. he backed away, and tryed to reason with me. the dead ones body lying in the street. i took his mosin, and hand cuffed the last one as he said "you need help". i apologized, as i felt bad, and said "good night"/ he began to respond shortly before the bullet from his friends mosin hit his head, shattering the motorcycle helmet he wore. His name was Defcon-1. and I am sorry.

Thanks everyone, i appreciate people just awnsering without being huge douchenozzles.

Ok, so heres what i figure. This seems to be a widespread, though short-lived, pathogen that has taken its effect, and we are the survivors of this pathogen, surviving on what is left. Perhaps, it was a type of bioterrorism, or biowar even, and obviously, should that be the case, no one is the winner. Perhaps, a chemcal spill or a natural mutation of a virus damages the brain causing hyperaggression. (my favorite theory is that with a mutation of a virus with fitting symptoms, like rabies, which causes hyperaggression, this came to be) Obviously this was not an overnight thing, as the blown up humvees and apcs seem to suggest widespread panic induced rioting as local forces tryed to contain both the infected and the panicked public. Before the entire country fell however, foreign aid was being send by way of helicopters, and land vehicles, which explains the helicopter crashes and foreign vehicles that can be fixed, as well as the clothing such as the UN and New Zealand berets. However, its seems that they were under-informed and under-prepared as they came to help what could have been seen as plain civil unrest, and were quickly overrun. Presumably at this point, the virus/bacteria/parasite was still virile, and infected some foreign soldiers, who died either at the bases of mortal wounds, which explains the body bags in mod, or turned as they were being evacuated by helicopter or vehicle, killing their former allies, resulting in a helicopter crash or a fixable vehicle. As this is going down, maybe our survivor is scratching by a living in the sewers, or mountains, or prehaps is at sea on a cruise or some such, and when the boat gets overrun, they jump ship, the trauma of which gives them amnesia, and they end up washing up on the Chernarussian shoreline with nothing. But really, this part of the character is up to the player. As can be seen, I think about Dayz too much, haha!

Please sit down, and just swallow a dick whole.

Thaaaaats not true. Ive been every blood type at this point.

All my life i was told i was 0-. Started giving blood, got my donor card in the mail, turns out, i must be A+. go figure.( the records from my birth apparently say 0-. i guess the doctors on that air force base didnt know shit, cause ive never heard of blood types changing.)

HOLY CRAP HOWD I MISS THAT. SKILLS>

So lets get some easter eggs posted here. I found my first today. If i can figure out how to put up pictures, ill post it, but anyways. I was laying down, and was interested in my gun, so i went and hit alt and looked at my gun over my shoulder, and as came back to look forward, i saw writing on the bottom of my bipod It says "Made in Bohemia". haha, very cleva'!

Now , I have good internet, but for some reason, i cant be around more than maybe 4 people without my desync going so high that i cant see them move, open doors or eat. It completely fries my game every time. What the hell with those "optimizations" rocket? I pour my soul out here man. PLEASE FIX IT.

THANK YOU. im glad nobody can say, yea, thats happened. no, just hop on the dick that is the alpha excuse. please. Im just venting a bit. It really bites having this problem when my squad is running a 10 person operation, and i cant be around even 3!

Very good point. but once cannabalism is added..... that shouldnt be a problem, haha. also, when the hell where they in the mod??? i never saw them!

Has anyone had the luck to find the fnx suppressor? is it even in yet?

I think that itd be pretty cool, but only if it was a thing where they could like smell things out, or could "attack" and pull someone down, ya know?

Thanks for all the responses guys! much appreciated.

damn haha. i have everything i need except that. red dot, flashlight, extra mag, bullets, no suppressor. :P

Ok, so one day, I was running a Operation with my squad at NEAF. I led the assualt to clear some bandits out of the eastern prison, because i had a press vest on. We started taking fire, and i got to the edge of the building. as i tryed to establish contact, i took a shot, which my vest took. I started to move, but got hit again. Respawned at Solnicny. I ran to get back to them, and as i arrived in berezino with nothing but a bat, i saw a guy bleeding and a girl next to him. I went to see what happened. then they both pulled out screwdrivers and tryed to shank me to death. my bat showed them no mercy.

True, ill give you the overall damage is not the greatest, but i said tear, not destroy. I actually did mean it tears. It goes in, and almost always right out. Considering the steel core, it does what its meant to. plus, this hole usually mean bleeding. a good bit of it.

true. Russian rounds are made to tear shit apart. Always have been, Always will be.

I would, but im all geared and frankly, I am enjoying my role as guardian angel. I like to sit and watch robberies, conduct research in the game, and if those robberies dont end in victims knocking attackers out, then i like to snipe robbers and see how the original robbery victim reacts.

I got them all for you...... I'll always be there..... even when you dont want to be watched, im always in the trees...... Shhhhhhh..... no tears, only sleep.

THANK YOU! by the way, sir, theres more than one meaning for most words. (a proposition stated or put forward for consideration, especially one to be discussed and proved or to be maintained against objections.)

I was honestly trying to be informative, but obviously reading is a thing of the past. Ill have an audio file of morgan freeman reading it for you up next week. stay educated.

Thank you. As you may have noticed, this IS NOT microsoft office.... its hard to make paragraphs, and i wrote this late at night. I did it for fun, so theres no need for reviews even. Its all for the fun of it. And yes, 1.5 is pretty damn fast.

I was doing research, and if i tryed that, it said "you cant bandage a dead person.".

unfortunately, i haven't had as much testing with a LRS as with a PU. too bad. once i get one, ill post again if this post is read at all.