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  1. ZedsDeadBaby

    Well I just uninstall this POS

    Self defense requires self offense. You can't have one without the other. You need yang if you want ying, you know? Balance in all things. Assholes have their role to play too. If you don't like it avoid them or give them a few holes in addition to the one in their ass. Quite simple.
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    No Respawn button now? /sigh

    Waaah! My feet hurt. I had to run a few kilometers! Only career gamers could possibly be so fucking lazy that they won't even run virtually.
  3. ZedsDeadBaby

    Truth Time Rockett

    WarZ doesn't have anything, dude. WarZ is a couple screenshots. And not even in-game ones; concept art mocked up by some mediocre concept artist. But this thread isn't about WarZ. It's about your project. The one you promised us. Don't change the subject, please.
  4. ZedsDeadBaby

    No Respawn button now? /sigh

    There is a region where you spawn. It's called the coast. And not even the whole coast. Just stop.
  5. ZedsDeadBaby

    No Respawn button now? /sigh

    Yes, because we all spawn without feet. You fucking people are so fucking lazy. "Hey, where are you? Okay I'm coming." Wow. That was hard. The absolutely furthest you can spawn from a friend is like 10km. So 5km to meet halfway or 16 minutes of running. 16 fucking minutes. Get fucking over it holy fuck. Yeah. And you get to pick your starting gun. And everyone gets a helicopter. And free blowjobs. What the fuck is going on around here? Unreal. You people are literally unreal.
  6. ZedsDeadBaby

    Truth Time Rockett

    It's been a week, SilverTrimm. Time for our weekly update, no? Any luck transcribing any of these notes or design plans into an electronic format so we in the community can review and comment? Any concept art? A forum where we might discuss Project Quarantine's progress? I'm sure you're very busy so I don't want to bother you too much. Just let us know. Any little bit will keep our appetites whet, no doubt! If not, I'll see you again in 7 days. Cheers!
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    Player Identification and Classification System

    Hmm, yeah. Okay I guess I can get on board with that.
  8. ZedsDeadBaby

    Well I just uninstall this POS

    EVE's economy wasn't always completely balanced, but it was always player-driven. I played shortly after launch and distinctly remember cornering the market on a particular trade good that was needed just after implants were added to the game. I became a multi-billionaire overnight and owned one of the first battleships ever in the game.
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    oh my god i just witnessed a murder

    Wouldn't it be pretty cool if you could ID that player, note him as an axe murderer and remember it for later so next time you see him you recognize him as the crazy axe murderer from the airfield? I think so!
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    Well I just uninstall this POS

    Browse his history. It's literally the same post 403 times in various threads. He could be replaced by a bot that just chooses a random thread in General Discussion and posts "too bad the game is just a pvp fest" and then goes to sleep for 10 minutes before repeating.
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    Player Identification and Classification System

    That kind of undermines the system, no? All bandits will wear a mask and we will be right back to where we are now... The whole point of this idea is to reward players for patient, careful observation by giving them information about potential enemies which they can use in the future to increase chances of survival for themselves and their squadmates/partners.
  12. There's no such thing as hidden, trust me. The map is not as large as you think and lots of people play this game every day. Off map is obvious, all foliage, grass, trees, rocks, etc. end in a perfectly straight line and the world is just a flat texture and rolling hills.
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    Anyone else feel that .50 cals....

    Man, look at you, finding a reason to bitch and moan a hundred times a day about people who choose to play the game differently than you. If only the world were full of LumberBacks. You could get together with 8 copies of yourself each sipping Mt. Dew with their right hands and pleasuring the LumberBack on their left with the other, all the while singing campfire songs. Later you can roast marshmallows, do each other's nails and talk about boys. Pillow fight!
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    DayZ so F***ing Hacked I can't play.

    Thankfully the more threads we create about the same fucking topic, the faster rocket works. Each thread is like a little food pellet that drops into his mouth from a hole in the ceiling and allows him to peddle his code-generating bike more quickly, spitting out lines of hacker-preventing code at lightning speed. Please keep creating the same motherfucking thread over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again despite the fact that you know full well there's like 4 other ongoing discussions on the same fucking topic because that's literally the only possible way to solve this problem.
  15. ZedsDeadBaby

    respawn button

    http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/42806-pending-update-build-1724/
  16. ZedsDeadBaby

    what causes 26000 damage?

    Or the AS50 and M107, as has been noted in this thread before you showed up? Holy shit dude.
  17. ZedsDeadBaby

    Well I just uninstall this POS

    16% of the deaths from PvP. Always fun to see interesting definitions of "majority" crop up in these whining, asinine threads.
  18. ZedsDeadBaby

    How is this fair?

    My wife and infant daughter both caught the infection. I only had one pellet round left for my double barrel so I had to line the shot up very carefully to kill them both at once. Did you know zombie babies can still cry? How is that fair? DayZ isn't fair, son. Fair died a long time ago.
  19. Server owners have no more power over hackers than you do. They can go look at the logs later and ban the guy, but the damage is already done by then. So, say what you will about "responsibility." You're blaming the victim here.
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    Day Z is soon to be dead

    You don't get credit for years prior to the existence of video games, sorry.
  21. Hey para255. Welcome to the forums. Nope.
  22. Yeah! Just like how it's the rape victims' fault for dressing like a slut! :rolleyes:
  23. ZedsDeadBaby

    Why are people against the idea of NPC guards?

    Oh, but that's the rub. I hate your posts but I love responding to them. Anyway, care to address my actual question? Why would NPC guards be necessary anywhere PCs can go? If you need someone to watch your back or guard something, why can't you just say "Hey, buddy, watch my back." or "Hey, guard that thing over there."? Why should rocket spend hundreds of hours writing, testing and debugging AI scripts for guards just because you can't be bothered to make a couple friends?
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    Large Increase in Noobs?

    The game was gaining 150,000 players a week even before the Steam sale. Like, 20 players per minute, every minute of every day. So, yeah. We have some new players running around. Except the opposite has been happening...
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    What is War Z?

    It's 5-6 concept screenshots mocked up in Photoshop and a bunch of bullshit hot air blown up our asses by a marketing/investment professional who figured out that if he makes a game look good he can get a bunch of money in the bank before people realize it's an empty shell filled with old, dried-up dog shit. Personal opinion.
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