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*Reads the words, "some kind of neutral zone," and immeadeitly ignores anything the post has to say.

*Sees post on forum about removing chrosshairs* Oh God, not one of these guys again... *Sees Rocket* FORGIVE ME.

OH GOD, IT'S DON'T STARVE ALL OVER AGAIN! Also, wouldn't it be hard for my gandalf beard to fit inside of my ghillie suit?

Half of DayZ is about killing other players. ._. Once you get zombies and survivalism down (ex. Avoid zombie aggro, Obtaining general supplies), then you'd start hunting players, as it provides a different experience every time. There's a reason there are barely any Non-Pvp servers out there. Without the PvP element, it's just a zombie shooter.

Can I stab this guy? Please? "OMG, I'm pissed cuz zombies saw me, and now I'm even more pissed because they couldn't see me when I proned."

2 spooky 4 me. I've tried to hold down the OH twice before, which usually ended with me getting killed by a swarm of bambies wielding the rare and all mighty, makarov. I remember holding it for a couple of hours, until three people all with makarov opened fire on me while I was on the roof. For their luck, a shot nailed my head and killed me. Good times.

I want a Red Ryder with a compass in the stock and the thing that tells time. But seriously, I don't think this is a good idea. When people want non-lethal weapons, they mean ones that can stun players/incapacitate them, not something that won't do any damage.

Obviously, the bushes and the trees are working together. They want to save as many lives as possible, so they drench themselves in anti-zombie juices, and slap kevlar around their branches. All they want to do is help. Red Cross Bush Regiment.

There is no longer a need for vehicles. This will be the main mode of transportation from now on. LET US ROLL TO STARY! *rolls into the sky, ding flips as he flies towards Stary Sobor*

Most likely. But I have been shot by a raven before.

Used to play on the server. I remember when one of the clans was (for some reason) sitting in trees at a small outpost on the coast. It was night. I could make out five members, three in the mountains, two at the outpost. I literally got five meters away from one before he shot me.

Hehe, sixty nine posts, hehe. But in all seriousness, a couple private servers have created heat maps of popular places, due to DayZ statistics not doing it. The forests west of Zelenogorsk are actually pretty left alone. Almost no one goes around that area.

I remember when I first started playing DayZ. I had no idea how to lose zombies, so the second one zombie saw me I'd give up and let him kill me. When I found out that you could hide in bushes and run up hills, I immediately enjoyed the game much more.

But they didn't invent the super intelligent zombies that can matrix dodge bullets and flank you.

Someone kill this guy. Please.

SIMPLE! Find a nice, secluded tree, then kill yourself. You can do this by attracting zombies, or clicking the Respawn button the second you press escape. Make sure you know where the tree is, and then run to it after death. Gather your gear, and move on! But of course, this is boring and exploitish. You can always reskin so the bandit looks like ronald mcdonald.

What do you mean? M107 and AS50 are TOTALLY realistic! In fact, other weapons make this game unrealistic! I demand a fighter jet with hand held gatling snipers in them be placed every five feet! And every building explodes when you shoot it! Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHA!

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