MrJewsbury

My suggestions are, put more soul into it. The singing shows a lack of enthusiasm, a good gaming rapper to get hints from is Dan Bull aka Douglby listen to his articulation.

This was epic!

I think I shall take those as a yes, :) expect moar!

You lot think I should make more of this?

Nope we were chatting over skype, and the Beep Bep was typed after people asked in chat who was driving about, decided just to scare em a bit. the side chat and the voice chat are not related.

whut? you referring to the typing in the side chat to other players?

You just watched some weird ass stuff, if you enjoyed subscribe, there's more to come!

I am offering my services as a hired mercenary, if you have a bandit camp that needs to be assaulted or shot at then pm me with details. I work alone or with my own group. My payment is loot from the bandits, anything I don't take is yours. I am ex military and have worked in multiple Milsim groups on arma 2. I was a Staff Sergeant in the milsim group 2nd Infantry Division and I am now working my way up in the newly formed 2nd Special Forces. I can fly aircraft and shoot at an effective range of 1500m. My Equipment loadout: Guns: M107, M249, G17. Tools: NVG's Map, Compass, Entrenching tool, Military Flashlight, Binoculars. Camo Clothing. Alice Pack. If you would like to hire me then send me a PM. I prefer to work around Europe Servers but if the loot is good I will hop onto an American server. I can work on day or night servers, they must be on the Chernarus map and on the public hive. If you have any questions please post here in this thread. Only PM me for contracts.

If there are any questions, ask on this post so that other players don't have to ask me the same ones.

Now then boys and girls here is a story that will leave you in awe and wonder. So sit back, relax and pull out the popcorn. So there I was with 4 of my friends, kitted out to the teeth with camo clothing, M249's, M107's, DMR's and M4A1 CCO SD's, all with night vision gps and the works. We had set up a highly fortified position in the castle Zub (near Vyshnoye). We had a bus, 2 ATV's, a motorbike and a Gaz. All stocked with food, medical supplies and guns, with ammo to spare. I had set out to cherno on one atv with my friend Garrow to get some more petrol for the bus, as the cherno was just in sight the guys back up at the castle had reported sightings of zombies spawning in Mogilevka and Vyshnoye. There were players nearby. So I got the fuel and returned as fast as I possibly could. I was around 1km away from the castle when they said they were under attack from a 7 bandits. Myself and Garrow ditched the ATV in a forest and thanks to our ghillie suits we snuck up on the castle. There were smoke grenades filling the fields and rounds being emptied constantly. They had 2 M249 gunners in the South eastern field suppressing the top of the tower and the windows. I could see 2 bandits, one with a M1014 and the other with an AKS 74-kobra, running up the towards the trees. I luckily had a M107 and my friend had a DMR We zeroed our scopes and took them both out at the same time. One of the M249 gunners saw us and suppressed us like a bitch. One smoke grenade and relocation later we had ourselves another synchronized take out, both M249 gunners were down. At this moment in time we had only lost one man and they had lost 5. So the odds were 4 against 2. The two remaining bandits stormed the castle gate, one of them breaking his leg by a carefully placed bear trap and then being shot in the head by our rooftop gunner. The remaining bandit ran into the tower, pulled out a frag grenade and launched it into the second story of the tower, killing my one man and wounding another. Myself and Garrow ran up to the castle gates, I pulled out my M4A1 from my rucksack and we breached the tower. The bandit was sitting on the stairs aiming at the 2nd story gap in the floor. I lined up the shot and took him down. This is where the shit hits the fan. After this 20-30minute fire fight we had looted the bodies and taken ourselves NVG's, Guns and a mountain dew. Then we heard it... I was on the roof with the now fixed Alex when we saw a helicopter flying towards us, guns blazing. We ran into the castle and they deployed themselves on the roof and in the courtyard, it was 3 against the unknown at a spartan hell pass moment. With m249's aimed at the doors and stairs we mowed down all of the assaulting bandits and when we made sure it was clear (thanks to frag grenades) we went up to the roof to see if we could spot any other assaulting people. The chopper returned and we emptied 400 rounds from our M249's into this metal bird of destruction. It crashed into the town of Vyshnoye and that is the end of my story. Not bad for your second day in the game huh.

I am offering my services as a hired mercenary, if you have a bandit camp that needs to be assaulted or shot at then pm me with details. I work alone or with my own group. My payment is loot from the bandits, anything I don't take is yours. I am ex military and have worked in multiple Milsim groups on arma 2. I was a Staff Sergeant in the milsim group 2nd Infantry Division and I am now working my way up in the newly formed 2nd Special Forces. I can fly aircraft and shoot at an effective range of 1500m. My Equipment loadout: Guns: M107, M249, G17. Tools: NVG's Map, Compass, Entrenching tool, Military Flashlight, Binoculars. Camo Clothing. Alice Pack. If you would like to hire me then send me a PM. I prefer to work around Europe Servers but if the loot is good I will hop onto an American server. I can work on day or night servers, they must be on the Chernarus map and on the public hive.

I could do with that camo clothing, i've got an M249 with some mags if you want to trade, but I would like the M4A1 in return as I will need a secondary for my M107