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As the title says. List some DayZ Stand Alone Steam Achievements you hope you will never see. I personally hope the SA doesn't have them but I would hazard a guess that it will. And I know Rocket has said some of these things have a 0% of appearing in the SA before you start flaming me gunna happen anyway. Achievement Unlocked! Road Warrior You survived the Thunder Dome! Achievement Unlocked! Weight of the World on my W Key You swam the entire coast line! Achievement Unlocked! Just One More Fix You became addicted to morphine after one use! Achievement Unlocked! Caw Caw Mother Fucker You spawned as a bird, forever! Achievement Unlocked! Alt-F4-Eva You kept your gear! Achievement Unlocked! Bling King You spent $20 at the in game store! Achievement Unlocked! Home Sweet Home You made it to the NPC run Safe Zone! Achievement Unlocked! Fuck you Newton You drove an ATV across the map! Achievement Unlocked! Rock Star You walked within 10 meters of a rock!

smasht, that video was fucking amazing.

Some of the funniest moments I have had in gaming has come from a Life server.

Nice read man, enjoyed it thoroughly.

Rocket said further down the line they will release a collectors addition. I have only ever bought one collectors edition of anything in my life and that was X3. I have a feeling DayZ will be my second, of course depending on whether or not it has cool shit.

Sure, but I do not mind paying extra, even if there is a pack option. BIS deserve my monies. Couldn't tell you how many hours over the years I have spent playing Arma 2 and now it will be DayZ. Even at $100 *gasp* I would still be getting a fucking bargain.

To be honest, the alpha release price is going to be so little anyway I couldn't care less and neither does my clan.

Made me giggle, a MANLY giggle of course. They could jump around like fuckwits all they like. The difference being that your standard CoD style bunnyhop makes you harder to hit, whereas this running vault type of jump makes you easier to hit. I wouldn't mind if something like this made it to the SA, everyone can jump around like morons, and everyone will receive a burst of 5.56 to the face region, then I will receive their sweet sweet beans. I would assume in time, once the novelty has worn off people would stop it, when we first started using it we parkoured practically everywhere. Upon realising how easily you get your ass shot we stopped.

http://www.armaholic.com/page.php?id=17547 This is the only form of "jumping" that would work. We use it on our Arma servers with ACE, it can be quite useful.

Still linked to a private vid. Do I have to purchase coins or something to watch your private show?

I APPROVE OF THE POINTLESS YELLING

He was wearing soldier camo too right? I assume it's a legit drop on that server? Tbh it seems like hacks but if he was using hacks why did he turn them off? Is there a hack for only double health or something? So many questions, so little time. However from what I remember from the firing range is that you can survive a M107 round if it hits your weapon, you still take an ass ton of damage but it's not insta-kill.

I guess that's why we have a million moderators now. The spam was getting quite bad for a while but it seems to have died down a bit since then.

Watched the whole thing, good vid man. Ever figure out what was up with AS-50 guy?

Been wondering this for a while too.

I hope you guys have a video of this one.

I assume you are using a private hive? I would try getting in touch with whoever runs the server and appealing the ban that way. Private hives have nothing to do with the official DayZ forums. You will probably receive little to no help from here.

Hiding inside the terrain with AS50's sigh. Then suddenly, so much fucking yelling. I am glad you guys were being given away by the tower being stuck to your mate.

You can also drag the inventory UI around like you would in Windows. Just drag and click. But like Painfulleap1 said, you may need to adjust the game resolution, make sure the interface and game resolution are the same.

I agree. Not sure what the legal ramifications would be with the products used in the mod like Heinz, Coca Cola and Pepsi. My understanding is the products can be in the mod as Rocket was not making any money from it. If people are charging however, I dunno.

Zargadab Police Department, I lolled. If you enjoyed this, try out the Zargabad/Taki Life mods. Similar to this but all the cops and civivilians/criminals are players, it can be a lot f fun.

We use the ShackTac movement addon on our servers.

Achievement Unlocked! Forever Alone You never got to use your Epi-Pen!

They used to be legit in DayZ many moons ago, they were removed as they are over powered as fuck. They exist in Arma 2 Combined Operations too obviously, if you ever play a game of Arma 2 you will notice all the "snipers" grab them first. As Xucphra said, yes, they do exist in real life also. There, I think I covered all the bases.

Dat lag. I agree, would be nice, but I can live without. I shall always remember you as the guy who apologised to Rocket.