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Still haven't used the hatchet as a weapon yet, looks like fun, and I have seen some great hatchet betrayals on the youtubes. Personally I would get an assault rifle but that's just me.

Aaaand cue bandits.

Shame you died, was going to ask if you wanted some food.

Even with the bugs dude it's worth it. Just gotta know what they are, and in most cases they are well documented, and can be avoided. As for your questions, the Devs are probably the ones to ask, but good luck with that, they tend to be super busy. I think this went public in April sometime.

; and ' I believe. Check the in-game controls if you aren't sure about stuff in the future. Edit: As for the debug monitor, no you cannot at this point.

Mugen, that was the first DayZ video I ever saw, I then bought Operation Arrowhead to play this mod. Well done, it's still a great video I show my mates to convince them to get CO. Just a pity this doesn't happen more often.

Add beans as a wearable object.

Well done man. Had a good chuckle.

Open Alice Pack Lolled.

Maybe while the life expectancy is low add seconds to the counter on the home page? It'd just be interesting to see and I assume that you already have that info in the database. That is all.

Lives less than two minutes old aren't counted in the database. A few weeks ago it started going up rapidly too, even Rocket wasn't sure.

Cheers man, much appreciated.

Wait wait wait. Tourist meat? Is it meat made FROM the tourists? Other than eating people who come to visit you those models are fucking nice man. Well done.

I don't personally see anything wrong with it. But I mean, it would really suck if they had all the choppers stashed up north somewhere. Then again you can always find another server. I dunno. From what I heard stashing shit off map was really risky? Items despawn etc. If I had the resources I would hide all my l00tz up north. /my two cents.

Killed two bandits that killed my mate. Got GPS and NVG off them. Was the first time I have ever seen GPS in game and only the second time I have seen NVG. They also had Mountain Dew.

Killed two bandits. Stole Mountain Dew.

where do u guys usually hide ur vehicles? Hahaha... Not sure if serious..

Been playing for about a month but finally, my first decent DayZ story. A couple of friends and I were planning on meeting up but we were all scattered across the map. On the way to meet up with my first mate I stumbled across a shitty old blue van in good nick with a 1/3 tank of gas in the middle of the road, and after a quick discussion we decided I should play taxi. Picked up my first mate no worries. We thought it would be a good idea not to stick to the roads too much because that'd just be obvious as fuck. So I grabbed my buddy and we did some sick off-roading at about 5kph, with me hitting almost every tree. After a bit, we got on the road and realised we needed gas, lucky for us there was a petrol station just down the road. So after passing the petrol station I swung a left into the field to not agro any zeds. We both hopped out to head to the petrol station. I swear not more than a couple of seconds after getting out of the van I looked back at the road and there was a fucking bus. I got behind the front of our fucking awesome pimp van and yelled friendly over direct. Two dudes started shooting at us. The first guy leaned around the corner of the bus and with 4-5 rounds of M16 I killed him. But then my buddy got shot and went down. Still crouched in front of our bad ass pussy magnet I watched the second guy deal with half a dozen zeds that seemed to really like him. After he had killed them all he started to crouch walk towards my sex wagon. Now this is what I don't get. I assume they thought there was only one of us, as this dude starts making a bee-line for me and my chance at getting my post-apocalyptic fuck on. I popped out to the right of the van and gave him a round in the chest. He stood bolt upright and then vanished. I just assumed the guy had disconnected, but it hadn't shown any players d/c. I thought maybe this was because of the new beta patch I had just installed. I panicked for a second thinking, well if he's gunna d/c he might join another server, get behind me and log back in. So I bolted to the first guy I killed.. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the second guy was still lying there, unconscious and bleeding. I ran over to him, got my 1911 out and emptied a mag into his face/body. Fuck this cunt I thought. I would like to thank the guys we ran into for not being wimps or disconnecting. You guys had some fucking cool loot. Love the NVG's but the GPS has really been a game changer for me. If you guys happened to fraps it, it would be awesome to see it from your point of view. I think we were in one of the Atlanta servers, maybe 25? Anyway, we all had to leave soon after because some dick bag spawned an A-10 and (probably) had eyes on destroying my hump mobile. Good firefight, it has justified me walking for hours and drinking my own piss.

Haha. I fucking hate server hoppers. I was looting the NEAF by myself and thought I heard something, so I hid under the stairs at the bottom of the tower. Some mother fucker spawns in next to me, shoots me in the back, then leaves.. prick. I wouldn't of cared if he had at least taken my shit, but no, he logged out. Just out of curiosity, how long were you guys waiting for a server hopper to hit the barracks?

Good ideas man. Adding shit like this would definitely spice up the game and I think overall, improve it. I personally don't see anything wrong with your ideas, and I think they would let players experiment with different tactics as opposed to outright DM/NFG mode.

YES I mean shit, why not? Try it out. We might learn something from it, could be positive, could be negative.