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    Hitler finds an M107

    Toilet replied to 97ADU Doug's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    First one I've laughed at, nicely done. Edit: Is it wrong I actually felt sorry for Hitler at the end?
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    Looking for M24 (lots to trade)

    Toilet replied to Blindingsun's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    That is quite a lot to trade just for the M24, may I ask why you want it so badly?
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    That would actually be really fucking cool. However I doubt it would be implemented.
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    I think I'm just going to go to sleep now, it's late and that shit confused me. OP I have no fucking idea how you play like that. If you still haven't got binds sorted when I wake up I'll help you out but really you should just be able to change them. Try harder?
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    Lol. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the point we have gotten to.
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    Bounty Hunting

    Toilet replied to moekillin's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Never thought of setting a trap for a bounty hunter like that haha.
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    Title made me laugh. The way I read it in my head it sounded like .50 caliber sniper rifles had done something wrong like gotten a bad report at school or something. Good read though.
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    Sadly this guy is right... Try logging into high pop servers, a wild skiddie will appear sooner or later and it will probably be quicker than waiting for thirst and hunger to kill you unless one of the devs see this. The hackers are just acting like downright cunts now.
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    Open spots in our squad/clan!

    Toilet replied to UmSkii's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    And with that I facepalm and leave.
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    A boring afternoon in Stary Sobor...

    Toilet replied to Professional N00b's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Read the fucker in its entirety, glad I did, was well worth it. Here have some beans mate.
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    Open spots in our squad/clan!

    Toilet replied to UmSkii's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    UmSkii you come off as a gigantic douche with that sig. Googled your name anyways and it appears you are registered with multiple hacking sites. Sorry for being off topic, but look at that sig, jesus christ.
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    Skype and Game sounds

    Toilet replied to DazTroyer's topic in New Player Discussion

    Mumble ftw. Our clan has our own Mumble voip server that we use and it is far better than TS3 and I wouldn't even bother with Skype.
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    Pro Tips! Post Pro Tips Here!

    Toilet replied to outlawbigpappa's topic in New Player Discussion

    You make more noise when it's foggy.
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    AS50/M107 used against light armored infantry?

    Toilet replied to Darkwater (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I prefer the DMR over the AS50 and the M107. I don't think they should be removed from the game at all, but it is shit that they are probably the most common weapon in game at the moment due to duping. Once the duping is gone and their rarity is back to what it used to be they won't be as much of a pain in the ass.
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    DayZ Matchmaking Website?

    Toilet replied to chris p. bacon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I prefer the random element to it but I'm sure someone will like it.
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    One of those times I bet you wish you had fraps running.
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    Exactly why I don't bother with NZ or Aus servers anymore. Such a shame, it almost seems like they are the servers hit most often by skiddies. Sigh.
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    Couldnt live stream.. so I did this instead

    Toilet replied to evilsandwich2 (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Why is your computer in the kitchen?
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    The DayZ Players are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers
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    DayZ Hunger Games - will be streamed live

    Toilet replied to derrida (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Holy mother of fuck yes.
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    Are dogs allowed? Also I may as well be up front about this, I am addicted to morphine, I mean, I just go through the stuff like it's the end of the world.
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    No sniper ever in Cherno, move along.
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    AS50 TWS

    Toilet replied to Ocylith's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    We need a complete char/tent wipe once the duping is sorted, then have BattlEye ban anyone who is using a weapon that is not in the game.
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    Australian Exclusion Zone

    Toilet replied to Vraal's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives

    Sounds good to me. I haven't touched the NZ, Aus servers in months because of the skiddies. Kinda sucks that I've had to get use to 200+ ping.
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    That's kind the entire point of sandbox, if you don't want to use dogs, then don't, simple. I am absolutely baffled by people sometimes...
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