Sturgeon

Suicide needs to be in the game as well but i think this suggestion has been covered many times i try to think of new original ones that will fit in perfectly with the dayz style of death, fishing, zombies and animals :) He said suicide but i said yes then already been suggested. Anyway if related to my post i would call it Horsaside if you died or Horsitis if you were bit by the zombie horse. and got the horse head infection. There are plenty of fish related suggestion topics especially relatedto the best fish of all the Sturgeon, this topic is more about galloping than trolling.

First a picture you will see yes, truly horrific , imagine seeing this in game, as if green mountain has opened and spewd fourth its horse demons of the beanzacylpse !! Now imagine further you can ride this terrifying violent beast of the underworld, escaped from the abattoir of doom !! Ravished by the undead but still living because of its massive heart and big mane. This hooves of death could be broken in like in Spirit and become your galloping gallowmaker it could also turn on you owing to a random [zombie horse bite owner % modifier]. then more terrifying even is the following. Zombie horse man. the picture speaks for itself. Friendly in Cherno ?? Nay. Lastly i think because the land of chernarus is surrounded by such lovely beaches the lady person should be able to be attired for swimming if she wants to dip her toes, nobody swims with all of their clothes so why should we in doom apocalypse of horses and zombies? The bikin covers both male and female as males simply just use the bottom part. Dicktogs :) Males with bigger than A cup can use the top if they are nervous or shy of course is up to player. Girl is skinny already like she needs beanz plus bikini is like ghillie suit because she looks like a zombie if she balled herself up so you could only see the eyes and mouth. Her legs would be her chin. Ladies being more flexible could maybe do this ghillie bikini combo move where man will just look silly and break legs (chin) unless gymnast.

In game . like Roman style , where everyone can gather , or even just two people and sort out there differences , challenge each other to a cage fight or whatever. A place of meeting, leave your hatchets at the door. A pond in the middle for Sturgeon fishing so eating can be done , real men love to discuss and eat..and real men catch and eat their own Sturgeons.

Beast Sturgeon

rtfm

Thanks for the explanation :) Not a tent man myself and i generally look for flat ground anyway if i do want to set one up.

We made a beer can wall at the front of a unit years ago, was very impressive. Landlady thought no and unerected it all over the lawn with no thought for our hard work, first having to consume that quantity and then building it while attempting to stand upright. The eviction notice on the door clearly told us the time was not yet ripe for barricades in the suburbs.

A guy called snacky sounds eternally hungry.

Why did you escape the teleporter in the plains ? Run East. you will either make Chernarus or die trying.

Is there anything they cannot do ? No. Zipties.

Sturg en to the neck. Its the only way to be sure.

Fish, fishbones and choking is a serious business. I am just trying to keep it real. If you want to play an arcade human/fish/zed simulator then perhaps dayz is not for you ? Choking is no joke, ask Atilla the Hun..although it is still disputed, nevertheless a nearby Sturgeon would have kept him pillaging for many more years.

..on fish bones The sardine has 270 bones, which is 5 times more than Horse Mackerel. Those with the common soft throat disorder ( Softerus Liningitus ) should be susceptible to falling over and choking if they eat a can of sardines. The only way to relieve them will be repeated hits to the back with a large Sturgeon. The Sturgeon is well known as a remedy for most fish disorders being famous amongst midnight anglers as the 'antifish', for example - relief from the Cherno cough derived from off cans of sardines is a sun baked sturgeon upper fin. The Elektro Sniper Syndrome, inflicted by drinking from the small lake to the north of the power station which is full of infected horse mackerel, can be sorted by the sucking of two sturgeon eyes from the socket. There is virtually no fish induced sickness the Sturgeon cannot cure. But anyway, choking.

i would give you beans but i am so hungry it is ridiculous.