Chris529

I need to watch The Office more, it's a pretty damn good show.

eat your own shit, drink your own piss and use your fists as weapons ;) problem solved

Are satchel charges still legit? Those, choppers and smoke grenades are the only ways to destroy a building as far as I know. (I think smoke grenade thing was with certain buildings and got fixed though)

It's only happened to me a couple times on Namalsk since I only really bump into other people on that small map. I just tell the admin in side chat and hopefully he can find out who it was and ban them.

I know, it's just I can't last long without food before the illness sets in and I need to go on a cow killing spree just to stay conscious. I'll probably just go somewhere unpopular, die and get my stuff after I respawn.

I've been infected for a long time on my public hive character. I've been surviving in forests eating meat and sometimes I will pop into Berezino to check the hospital for antibioitics. I have been there three times and have only found blood bags, bandages, morphine and epi pens. Is this a problem with the server I play on or is this happening with this particular hospital?

also this is pretty obvious but have to check, are you fully rested/steady? is it inaccurate when you prone down fully rested if so then hopefully someone can tell you why.

I think 30 is my average too

I can sort of agree with you here, I mean they are zombies and that is how it would be if it happened I suppose. "Life isn't fair" I guess the zombie apocalypse isn't either.

My only friend is my gun.

I think the whole find someone to help you idea is not taking into account the PVP shitstorm dayz has become, you'll be lucky if a survivor doesn't shoot you on sight let alone help you without stabbing you in the back.

Yup me too, I don't think it really means anything. Don't worry about it.

yeah that would fix it, it's just that it would be really annoying to have no weapons and one zombie chases you for a kilometer slowly beating you to death.

Good ideas but what if you can't kill the zombie chasing you and it is constantly just beating your ass as you try to run? I mean is that a death sentence simply because you can't get away from it? Gotta agree though the whole broken leg thing is silly. I think you also bleed way too easily, I mean are they hitting you or slashing at you with knives for goodness sake.

June seems possible but I hope they won't rush it

this makes more sense than the body just slowly drifting down into the ground

<when I read the thread> I just really don't find the Enfield that sexy, it's great and all but dang.

but will you log onto a server and go for a run to buy one with some ammo, or would you rather go look in a couple barns till you find one for free? Takes like 10 minutes to find one, tops. If you don't you'll probably get at least a winchester or double barrel shotgun

I don't think anyone would bother trading something for a lee enfield, do you have anything else?

20 bucks sounds great, but I won't mind if it's more. Probably won't be cheaper than $15.

I have no idea how people manage to crash like this, just get off the ground, gain some height, tilt forwards a bit and off you go.

They're doing it because it's easy money; instead of buying hacks and getting banned lazy people will just join a server with good donation privileges and get a ton of stuff. It isn't fair but every could has a silver lining, just go out and kill some of them bam you have excellent guns easily. Then again it would feel wrong like taking stuff off a hacker, maybe you would hide the corpse instead then with the items. Oh yeah and they can say it's 'free' stuff because they aren't technically buying, they are just making a donation and to say thanks they are given stuff. It's cheating minus chance of getting banned.

Good idea but hopefully it won't turn into a treasure hunt of gun parts with a ton of different parts filling up loot spawns. I think scopes, separate bullets, magazines and grips would be enough stuff to have to find.

I doubt anybody could be that retarded. I just balance an AA battery on the W key, only really works for W though since it's my most common key and resists the least. I don't think SA should have auto run key though, as orlok said it's really lazy. I only do it if i'm trying to swim to Skalisty island

they're only trying to help, being rude isn't going to solve anything. I don't know why you guys chose to try and meet up in Chernogorsk, even if you are good at the game you can still get killed fairly easily if there's a lot of people there. Thing is a lot of new people just go straight there or elektro and get killed and they wonder why, that's probably why you were told to go practice. As for the spawn idea it just doesn't fit with DayZ, you're meant to be thrown into an apocalyptic no-mans land with nothing and start from there. If you can choose where you spawn it would make the game easier and that is frowned upon here. (Spawn near friends, spawn near good loot areas etc) You should play separately and get some gear and possibly a vehicle first before running to meet up. If you vaguely run towards each other across the map while playing the game along the way it's much better than spawning and running directly to each other with no gameplay.