Hydra (DayZ)

Hoxton is my god.

Dude, there are what? Three firearms in the game at the moment? We have some time to wait.

At its current state, DayZ has dead players despawn within a couple of minutes, from my own experiences. Yesterday I was in Elektro and shadowed a group of two survivors, and they both ended up kneeling next to a water pump for a drink at the same time, so I jumped over the fence and axed them both a couple of questions. One of the bodies decided to start endlessly sliding back to the ocean, doubtlessly heeding to the call of the dread lord Cthulhu. By the time I had looted the sliding guy and came back, the other had disappeared. As for findable loot, NO IDEA.

Mental status? I'm the entertaining one, and the uploader is a silly random person with no liking for hype-ass fighting moves. Here is my mental status http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6o8x67ApM8&feature=youtu.be

Here is a video that follows the point here as well. The recorder didn't like the experience, apparently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6o8x67ApM8&feature=youtu.be

That is an Arma 2 glitch. Collision in a lot of buildings is bugged.

Entirely too complicated. It would be a HUGE pain to bring these ideas to reality, and for not much gain on that matter. To point out an example of your false information, you will NOT get hydrated by drinking salt water.

If we're clinging to realism, no. I have always hated how people are able to take large items from my backpack without me noticing. In all seriousness, you are alright. Dickhead shoots you while you're unarmed and is stupid enough to get close and give you enough time to pull a Bond move AND not have the reflexes to shoot you as you were stuck in the animation of pulling the weapon= you do whatever the hell you want to him.

I've been helping bambis quite a lot recently. Just last night I met someone who was literally playing for the first time, in Balota. The poor guy was proned out, a guy trying to rp a crazy person or something above him, telling the newbie to "squeel like a piggeh", holding a revolver. I snuck up on the two, and when it was clear the crazy was going to kill the guy ("Well, that was good, but it seems you have no more use! Goo-") I got up and shot the crazy in the side of the head with my M4SD. Crazy even "death screamed" in direct as he went down. Crowning moment of awesome when I come in, blood bag him, morphine him, and lead him through Cherno, telling him of loot spots and danger spots. Felt pretty damn badass. I don't care what people say, I love this mod.

Crouching mother hidden cucumber

Hmm... "Hunter". Quite a unique moniker.

Yeah, in real life. Kinda hard to suppress someone when you constantly think the thing is going to blow up in your hands.

Just thank your stars that your admin didn't ban you for using banned weapons. (Not saying you are at fault or anything, just telling you what happens a lot of times.)

Not in reality. I my experience, piece of shit jammed at least once a fucking belt.

Quad-cores.

Bandit on top of Elektro Hospital killed dozens of bambis, they wouldn't stop bitching in side chat, so I flew my group's Huey over there, aimed it properly, then ejected. Helicopter lands on the guy and explodes, killing him instanly. What do I get for my noble action? A survivor shoots me in the face with a Lee because I have a bandit mask.

^which doesn't require dew, just a radio. Good luck finding one legitly.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. -edit- don't know why I posted, but Mark Twain is my homeboy.

Ditch that rifle, find a DMR. 5.56mm weapons suck.

If you want people to "hit you up" on Skype, it may help to post your Skype username.

But I'm no survivor, I'm an ancient Greek monster... We may have a conflict of interest.

The Mountain Dew can is in reality a conduit. It allows you to come into direct contact with the mountain dew and bean gods. If you are worthy, finding a can enables you to become a spirit of vengeance, a holy vanquisher that kills any and all the mountain dew gods deem unworthy. Those found unworthy will find themselves immediately and savagely cut down, and if they survive that, they will be plagued with bad luck as long as the can is in their possession. Those who are worthy will find that carrying cans will protect them and pull them through impossible situations. I shall take myself as an example. Due to the mountain dew gods bestowing their protection upon me, I find that I can survive damage unendurable by others. Right when I require it, the server may lag. I've been hit by .50BMG rounds and not give a fuck. I bleed mountain dew. The only way to keep the gods' favor, however, is to kill in their name. They feed on the blood of the innocent. Keep their favor, and you shall feel their protection everywhere you go... Be found unworthy or betray them. And you will feel their wrath.

This has been suggested multiple times in far more organized and effectie fashions. I hate to be that guy, but use the damned search bar.

Reinstall with dayz commander, download beta, run dayz from dayz commander.

Oh, I loved tin canning people back when we spawned with revolvers... Still enjoy chucking whiskey bottles at people. SO satisfying when you get a headshot.