Hydra (DayZ)

Thanks, bro. I'll put a good word in to the Mountain Dew gods for you.

I honestly would believe Activision going that underhanded.

If this plan comes to fruition, I demand the option to play as a midget that rides around on a developmentally disabled giant.

You bastard.

I have a target RIGHT NOW that I will pay you to take out. He's sitting on top of the school in Elektro. You have to kill him with a hatchet or I won't pay. Good luck.

What in the hell is a running duck... And what about fish? Anyways, stay off of roads, stick to the treelines, get some buddies you can trust, and avoid Cherno/Elektro.

Your face? Busted.

If we're sharing interesting/off the wall hacker moments, I might as well share my most recent. Dude spawned an aircraft carrier in the middle of Chernogorsk, complete with jets waiting for whoever got to the top without getting shot.

DayZ deathmatch? Just go to Utez.

Body dupers. The land you walk upon is cursed...

When you are in the open, ALWAYS zig-zag and be unpredictable with your movements. A skilled bullet evader can dance in front of a team of snipers for up to 5 minutes (personal experience) before they either get away or the snipers get a lucky shot in. Rule #1 of DayZ: You are never safe and should always act as if there is a crosshair at the back of your head, at all times, - Some of the anti-mat sniper douches are unavoidable, however. I tend to try and weed them out by counter sniping them with an AWS as50 I had found, and I am generally quite successful in making Cherno/Elektro safer places for newspawns.

Plenty of people get banned for no reason... Battle Eye isn't the best of systems and they have falsely banned many.

If he does as I do, the camp is wired with satchels :P

I miss spawning with Macky. He was my homeboy for so long.

I like to stock up on empty whiskey bottles. Do you have any idea how insulting it is to have a newspawn score a direct hit on your face from across the street with a whiskey bottle? That sound of glass breaking on skull is damn satisfying.

Ghille suit+sniper rifle+Elektro Hills= fair game.

Utes: DayZ deathmatch... Aka battlefield with a few zombies here and there.

But I loves my KSVK. 1: cannot find more ammo for it 2: no zeroing, actually takes skill 3: looks fucking awesome 4: same bloodval damage as m107 No problem here.

I don't know about everyone else, but I miss spawning with a revolver/macky.

"Advanced Bandit"≤Elektro Sniper?

I got killed 6 times by as50 teleporters as a newspawn yesterday :P I don't really care, but why can't they be creative with their power?

He doesn't need a searchbar, he's trying to vent his adorable frustration.

Sorry, we wear vest pouches on our backs 'round here.

In b4 moderators lock this waste of forum memory.

"But I only wanted to sell you a box of cookies..."