Hydra (DayZ)

Scratch one person trying to steal my mountain dew.

Again, do as I do, kill as many people as you can to appease the beverage gods. ANGRY GODS DEMAND THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT

Eh fuck it. I'm gone.

I'm game... I'm bored as all HELL with my group.

Let me re-phrase that... I don't know how you don't understand. "What could you possibly want in return for these items you are putting up?"' There, even more simplistic than my original post.

Watch out, Sawse, I hear that is a hacked-in weapon.

You cannot be banned for picking up hacked items, equipping hacked equipment, or driving hacked vehicles. Doing so will merely cause Battle Eye to flag you for future watch. Basically, BE will watch and see if you script. You can only be banned if you are the one who hacked the items in.

What would you possibly want, then?

Do as I do, kill others so that the beverage gods don't go all "No more tears, only dreams" on your ass. APPEASE THEM WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT.

And that is why we don't run into the middle of Elektro for scraps in a grocery store whilst carrying high value loot.

Anyways, if your possible helo is in deep water, you're all kinds of fucked over. Have a nice swim back to the coast with none of your previous items.

I've had surrender bound since my first time playing DayZ. Useful for dancing and airing your pits out.

Sprinting is only there to give you a quick and short burst of speed, and should only be used when running directly to some cover from getting shot at. After a small amount of time of sprinting, the speed at which you run while sprinting is slower than the default jogging. To make everything simple, Don't sprint unless you need cover immediately.

M1911 kills in a single headshot. I doubt you missed the head even if you spammed the mouse. I'll bet it was a scripter. Plus, i'm pretty sure people that find helicopters and legitly repair them wouldn't purposefully crash it into Cherno. (Or put someone in the cockpit who couldn't fly it in the first place)

Skyped you, oh yes. Not sure why, but yes.

Here's how interactions with other players turn out at most points. option one: You get shot in the chest from an unknown distance by an unknown person. option two: You see another survivor. You ask "Friendly?". He shoots you. option three: You meet another survivor. He seems friendly. You speak to each other for a few seconds, and when you turn your back, you either find a hatchet or a bullet buried deep into your skull. option four, my favorite option: You meet a large group of survivors. You carry on with them for a while, finding a very nice tent filled with all sorts of items. You take a satchel charge from the tent before anyone notices them. Hours later, after joining their teamspeak and saving their lives a few times, you sit down next to a campfire because one of them wants to take a picture. You place the satchel charge on top of the fire, the movement being pushed off by other survivors as you screwing with the fire. You quickly make some distance and touch off the explosive. You then proceede to kill any survivors of the blast, loot the bodies, then leave the teamspeak server. Then you take one person's 50 cal. and hide all the bodies. You then destroy their vehicles. Option four almost always works, by the way.

A hacker turned me and only me into a dog on a server earlier today. Went into Elektro and confused a lot of people. Then I got Old-Yeller'd and shot in the back of the head by a double barrel.

Pics/Videos, or it never happened. For instance, I punched Jesus in the face once. Belieeeeeeeeve edit- You kinda-sorta need a specific server number as well.-

Mk 48. Now that's a sexy gun.

Randomly find those AS50 NATO rounds as well?

My favorite DayZ maniac.

Kamenka: the City of Death. At any given time i've been in Kamenka, there had been at least 15 dead bodies lying about. Naturally, I now sit around the area and make their suicides quicker by shooting them in the face.

Running about, my first life in DayZ. I was on top of the world. Well trained by watching lets plays n' such from youtube. After miraculously finding all of the basic equipment in Cherno without a zed or player anywhere near, then headed north. Found a downed heli with a bizon SD/ 4 mags and a ghillie suit. Later, I am looting the military camp near Balota with a buddy. We are finished up, on our way out... He takes the lead towards the front... Then some random guy jumps out of a tent and goes all axe-murderer on my buddy. He's dead, so I spray my Bizon into the back of the guy's head. After looting my friend's body (Other guy only had a hatchet), I walk out the front of the camp... I open one of the gates and it closes onto me, breaking my bones and making me bleed. I bandage up, now at 2200 blood directly from being at 12k. No morphine... I have to crawl to Cherno. After a couple of hours of crafty crawling and rolling, I reach the hospital. Morphine is injected. I walk out, and am INSTANTLY shot in the face with a Lee Enfield. Then I respawned on an island that I had to swim off of and lose my loot in the process. Since then I have kept on going, unwittingly just making myself a future juicy loot pile. Just lost a character with a FN FAL and a coyote backpack yesterday...