Hydra (DayZ)

Yeah, i've got -600k. It goes down by quite a bit if you routinely take down helicopters filled with survivors to quench the Mountain Dew gods' thirst for innocent blood. So yeah, I'm a little screwed over on that matter. Plus the fact that a skin is not going to stop me from killing someone.

Since this is an open region, and not a city, I prefer the atmosphere to be that of loneliness. The absolute emptiness of the world around you encompasses your every action. Chernarus would be a hugely different place if there were remnants of the military still floating around. And idea: Instead of trying to get A.I. soldiers scripted in, why don't you go after some high-level survivors? The groups you find are so well equipped that they might as well be military.

You're just unlucky. The spawns are almost completely random. I'm still finding them at a usual rate.

My only experience against a player toting an L85 ended up with him coming after me and me leaning from around a tree to hip fire and shoot him in the face with an M107. Took his gear, left the gun. The L85's only advantage is the scope.

I yell a resounding "FUCK NO" to special infected. Possibly unique infected with armor or helmets on, but FUCK no to mutated zeds.

I love hackers with their dancing codes in place of insta death scripts.

Why don't we make all sniper rifles like the M107 have damage that won't kill a player in one shot, allowing teh player to stand still for a few seconds and regenerate lost health? It's the logical next step to making this game far more realistic.

get cooked meat.

Once you've randomly taken a round to the back of the head while in the wilderness west of NE airfield from 800 meters, you tend to not feel safe out in the wilds at any time.

We need Bill Murray.

You open a zombie erotica booth in Cherno and make people pay one can of beans to see you shove each item up a zombie's ass. I'd pay to see a DMR wedged all up in there.

-Would have a wicked picture of a jack daniel's bottle, but apparently this forum can't handle any picture of any whiskey bottle, ever.- ~WHISKEY~ And why DayZ requires it to go on existing, EVEN FOR ANOTHER DAY! --- *title not based on factual evidence* After your first time waking up on the open beaches of Chernarus, you undoubtedly searched every building you could find, and almost every time, you found yourself an empty whiskey bottle. The thoughts of the splendor that is Jack Daniel's filled your mind, as well as the question "Who the F*CK drank all the damned liquor?!" I believe I can say that I represent a solid chunk of the playerbase when I say that we want, no, we NEED Jack Daniels to be part of our DayZ lives. We NEED to revel in its smooth texture and great t- Well, we'd like to see whiskey and possibly other alcoholic beverages added in the future. I realize that things infinitely more important than drunken zombie sniping are being worked on, but I believe that this would be a nice "icing on the cake" addon. Who the hell doesn't like cake? There would be a few possible advantages to this item. Alcohol causes body temperature to rise in real life, as well as dulls the receptors in the brain to pain if taken in "fair" amounts. This leads to an in-game use as a temporary painkiller and a substitute to a heatpack, as well as the obvious fun it could lead to... Or the depression it could cause. >+body heat >+Temp painkiller That would bring us to the in game disadvantages. Alcohol depresses the reaction time of the brain, and often causes unwanted movement and unbalance. This could be used in game as a somewhat tame and temporary, but constant "shaking" event like with being in shock or being cold. I would advise something along the lines of making the controls more clumsy, but that would require far too much coding for such a small addon, but I welcome anyone's opinions on disadvantages. >-stability/accuracy. --- Here it is, ladies and gentlebandits, the reason we should get someone to top off those empty liquor bottles. "Drinking's awesome, yo." -Jesus

Seems I missed that episode of Mythbusters, Creambomb.

I've got myself a G36c SD from a hacker. It has nothing different between itself and an M4 cco sd except for appearance. Muzzle velocity is the same, uses same subsonic rounds... Just like a Golden AKS, it may look pretty, but it is the same weapon with the same advantages and disadvantages as an AKM.

Hacked or not hacked, it's probably going to be added into the loot tables at some point, otherwise rocket wouldn't give the item a description... The suit makes me feel like a fucking professional, so I like it. The only thing that I don't think is legit about it is that it seems to spawn in a coyote backpack each time it is worn. Oh, and Gambles, i've seen that suit before. Definitely hacked in, bro.

Do not fear in the widespread lies about the glorious mountain dew cans being cursed. They are merely direct forms of communication with the Mountain Dew gods. They will keep you alive through impossible situations, as long as you honor them with sacrifices of the innocent. And if you refuse to honor them, they take you as their sacrifice... Keep a can over your heart, bro.

Look closely at the in game textures for empty whiskey bottles... It appears Chernorussians had a fetish for Jack.

The dude that hit my server with a dance party script teleported all of us to the same area before hand, so we all did it in-synch... He recorded this and put it on youtube. it's worth watching. I was the ghillie man rocking out in the back (had an MK48) I lived through the affair, which added to the beauty of it. Oh, and I just noticed some people that didn't get tele'd to the parachutes partied too hard and died.

I'll give you a set of soldier clothing if you squeal like a pig in direct chat for me.

Soldier clothing makes you fell like a professional.

Fisherman: Wooh, fish! Pizza_dude: Wooh, five dollar pizza! Dog_Bitch: Wooh, Do-*SPLAT-SPLAT-SPLAT* DayZ_Bandit: Wooh, dead things.

I too have met a friendly little heathen. The server was already hacked to hell, giant fires looming everywhere. He teleports next to me and we talk, and he spawns me my favorite vehicle in the game, an AHZ-1, to fuck around with until the server admin reset everything. He also kinda turned me into a dog later that day and teleported me into the middle of Elektro... I was surprised. Instead of everyone shooting at me, everyone came up to me and teabagged me by spamming ' instead. I have faith in humanity once again.

I'll give you a pdw sd for a radio.

Ah... I see. You refuse a better existence, a better life. I will follow by Lonrem's stunning example and leave you to fester in your own revulsion. I bid you adieu, sweet child... May life find a way to force upon you the lessons that I tried to imbue upon you, only for you to forsake them. Take your grammar back to Facebook, wank stain. ~Hydra

Again with your disillusions. I return because I genuinely care about you, and I wish to see you blossom into the BEAUTIFUL human butterfly you could become... But your constant disbelief is troublesome.