Hydra (DayZ)

lol nope

Sounds like a good time. A coincidence that both Mountain Dew and the blood of the innocent are so damn refreshing.

I go there every week at midnight during thunderstorms and climb to the top to drink a mountain dew to honor the Bean, Mountain Dew, and tight clothing gods.

Why would I hunt a fellow bandit and Mountain Dew mega holder? I've got 35 cans at camp and 3 on me at any time :V

_Carries Mountain Dew, does the killing.

Luck: finding good gear in under an hour. Skill: Accidentally killing 3 people with a satchel charge.

Starve to death

It's funny because we're always looking for you, you little cutey.

Either that or we are gaining more players every day...

Don't worry, Symtom, I've got them calmed down. They were going to destroy the forums, but I sacrificed an innocent on the coast to appease them.

No choice but to leave the game... Combat loggers. Best case scenario is that you die and a survivor takes your shit. I'll guess that you got shot by an enfield. You'll be up at 3-4k blood.

I love people who try to loot our camps. They are greeted by a 7.62mm round to the chest upon entering the camp. It is quite good fun for all around.

It's funny because he doesn't have a radio.

Ah yes, "Uberbandits". We've disproved that claim. Anyways, lost 100k humanity for taking a chopper out of the sky and killing everyone inside, so yeah... -653k humanity... People need to stop flying their heli's around me. The mountain dew gods draw them to me.

The G36c SD in particular is not much of a taboo-stricken weapon, as it has stats identical to the M4 CCO SD, it just has a holo sight. Has the same muzzle velocity and damage, as it uses the same subsonic rounds. I've got a few of these tucked away from some of my kills.

I drink a mountain dew at the top of the tower every week to pay tribute to the Bean and Mountain Dew gods.

You could have fucked that guy up if you leaned out of cover...

"Let's go look for hackers, men!" -Gets player-shield'ed by anonymous player.

Idiot didn't turn off auto-hover.

How would we find one? Just a random dog comes along the road and you give him raw meat?

Find me a radio.

DayZ needs more than a few people testing to find the bugs and give opinions. Where 500 testers fail to find a bug that effects 1/1000 players on a game with what will probably be more than a million players, having it open to the public will find the bugs and get them fixed.

Coming from what i'd call a pretty successful bandit in tight clothing: Rule#1: Don't be a dumbass. You see a tent in the middle of Cherno? It doesn't have loot. You think players are around? Don't run out in the open. Rule#2: You are NEVER safe. NEVER assume that you are safe, no matter the time or place. Otherwise, you're gonna get shot in the face. Rule#3: Fire at the best moment. You spot yourself a bandit. Don't be an idiot and instantly fire on him if he can't see you. Wait a few minutes and see if he has friends. Rule#4: Tired of being the prey? Become the predator. If you want to survive bandits, you must think as a bandit. Where are the high-traffic areas? Avoid them. Where would a bandit hide? Shove a grenade up their ass. -this message brought to you by the Mountain Dew and Bean gods. They don't want you, just your shit, and if you defy them, you're gonna have a bad time.- -ironic that you post this in the bandit campfire...-

A hedgehog is a tank trap.

No. I definitely meant the global positioning system.