Hydra (DayZ)

Killed a hacker yesterday and got myself a lapua magnum sniper rifle, a radio, some soldier clothing, and a kobra smg sidearm. Then I proceeded to go on a suicide run into Elektro. Killed another guy who had an X8 aws or something like that. Took the LMG, stowed the sniper in backpack, and killed 16 people before being brought down. It was a fun death.

I could try putting a Russian accent on it... How about more of an "emergency broadcast" sort of thing? I believe it would make more sense in the mostly-rural Chernarus.

That's some bullshit. Most extreme form of crying is killing yourself, revenge is more keyed with anger/jealousy. Due to boredom, I'll come and hunt a bit.

Hmmm... Want me to do it in Russian, as it's a Chernorussian province? :P Meh, kidding. So I assume you want us to write our own reports, ie you have no script?

I've got a sexy voice, but norecording equipment, woot.

You think that's bad? I saw a party bus on a server yesterday that was cruising the coast, so I built a tank trap in the middle of the road near Cap Golova, and surrounded it with satchel charges. After waiting for like 20 minutes, it came right by and I detonated the explosives, exploding the bus and forcing all of its occupants out of it, passed out or dead. I went to the pile of players and executed them with a revolver shot to the head... One by one. The last guy actually woke up before I got to him and started running, so I shot out his legs, breaking them. He kept on going, tried to crawl away while screaming for mercy over direct chat. I reply. "NO MORE TEARS, ONLY DREAMS!" And shoot him in the head with the revolver. 16 kills and -43700 humanity, merely because the bus wouldn't let me on earlier.

I've been hacked to death like 7 times in the same server. Advice? Just don't give a shit.

People love taking my extra weapon out of my backpack and trying to shoot me with it. Funny thing is that it takes them a 5 second animation to actually equip the weapon. Quite easy to execute them during it.

Haxxors like to do this now

Avoid obvious spots... Such as on the cylinders/other industrial buildings in cherno. You'll get hit by a sniper before you reach the top. As for Elektro, the hills are nice, but a very large amount of Elektro snipers now possess aws as50s, and you're as good as dead without one yourself. I personally sit on Elektro's hospital roof and in Cherno's hills to counter snipe. As for leading a target, it is more about instinct than skill unless you are a mathmatical badass who knows your weapon's bullet velocity and can sense the trajectory of your target...

when you repeat other peoples posts on the forums...

I would probably make a mess of my pants in joy if Dayz got a winter-based map. Just think of it, snipers sitting in an ice formation overlooking an open field with a thermal scope while a blizzard rages outside, cutting off any normal viewing... And it would make body temperature an actual factor in the game.

That's why we leave shitty servers.

Don't play on 8/50 player servers. Also, if someone doesn't respond to your communication, just shoot them in the dick or something.

You hear a helicopter and hit the fucking deck.

When you shoot someone with your high-grade military LMG for their backpack.

Steps to successful banditry. Step 1: find yourself a nice survivor. Step 2: act as friendly as possible and tell them that your bandit hood is from self defense. Step 3: join their group and regroup with the rest of the team. Step 4: kill them all with quick and clean headshots while screaming "no more tears, only dreams" in a morphed demon voice Step 5: Take what you want, then place satchel charge in their little pile of bodies. Step 6: wait for at least one to return. Step 7: blow that bastard sky high and eat some goddamn cooked meat. Then all Is well. Strangely, people are less insulted by this kind of killing than a kos kill. Still great.

I really hope English isn't your first language...

First 5 minutes in the morning today a haxor playershielded me, but I managed to spawn next to him, so he ran me over with an suv. I then spawn in solnichny, and he'd made his way there. He kills me with his little hacked X8. :D

They were rather rare before. Due to rampant duping, they are not, just like the AS50. After the hive wipes, we'll be fine.

Eh... Play vanilla Arma...

Yeah no.

I like how he didn't know how to zoom in. I personally only use my TWS when sitting on Elektro and taking out those snipers, plus killing those stupid enough to spawn in/go up to the industrial roofs in cherno. nice shots regardless.

I'd rather have a bicycle than a gaz.

Hah