Hydra (DayZ)

Don't be a dumbfuck, "kid", humanity endures through death. Not my fault you died. Don't want humanity Fluxing after death? Relog, and boom, humanity restored. Also go to Disney World

Dealing drugs you say? I got deez painkillers, maaaan. C'mon, maaaan, I got deez painkillers. A can a' beans a pop!

Sounds like a plan. -sips mountain dew-

I'm not sure if he's trolling or not. There are no polar bears in Antarctica. Why not make it simple by merely making a map of some Siberian wasteland? Snow and ice, check. Brooding abandoned Soviet factories and other structures, check. Diamond-nipple coldness, check. Actual flora useful with a white ghillie suit, check. Plus the fact that it would be in a place filled with Soviet weaponry. 'Twould bring quite the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Feel, which isn't in any way a bad thing. There are towns quite like Cherno and Elektro scattered all over the place, with abandoned military and industrial Complexes in between. Rocky and hazardous mountains overlooking frozen-over lakes... Sounds fun. Then there are the awesome Soviet forts... Well, anyone want to add anything?

Problem with changing humanity? Be a dick to as many people as you can and get a low humanity, or stop bitching and find yourself some camo or ghillie suits. Surely someone that has had an SVD would have found a camo or ghillie suit...

Hacked in or duped? Duping is a larger problem then the haxxors themselves.

None in your group are worthy to carry a can, then.

Whenever I get killed by false-collision bugs, I always bust out laughing, no matter what I lose. Once sat in a PERFECT sniping position on pik kozlova to snipe me a party bus with my svd camo, and just as that bastard got in sight, The ground I way laying in broke my bones and made me bleed to death. Kamenka spawn. Also lost a mk 48 camo that I found on a poor dude (a hacked version, was new at the time) that I shot and was running out of balota's military camp when I tried to open one of the gates to get out... It opened the wrong way and smashed me against the wall, sending me hundreds of meters into the air. After enjoying the view, I died on impact with the ground. Luckily respawned right near, but by the time I got to my body, another survivor was looting it. "Could I have that back?" I ask into direct. My answer? The dude slowly turns around and puts a single round into my head without saying anything. KAMENKA SPAWN. One of my favorites, though, was when I was sniping in ghillie with another camo svd, and a squad passed not 6 meters from me without noticing. I breathed a breath of relief... Then the tree broke my bones, causing the squad to ask each other if they heard the sound, and they came to investigate, finding a rather sleepy sniper passed out against a tree with broken legs. Bang bang. Two shots with an m4 to the face. Kamenka spawn.

It is directly south of the school/office building in eastern Elektro.

I'm proud to say that I've killed 4 hitlers during my time in Chernarus. They almost always have mountain dew...

Mountain Dew and Green Mountain are merely items of communication. Having a can of mountain dew directly connects you to the Mountain Dew gods. Only those found worthy by them are deemed worthy of life. Green Mountain is just an area more effected by their realm. If you drink mountain dew here and kill a player here in their honor, they give you new power. There are legends that if you make a hero drink a mountain dew at the top of the antenna at 12am sharp, then immediately slaughter him, the mountain dew gods will turn you into something more powerful... That is, if you are one of their worthy reapers of innocent blood.

Mountain Dew isn't cursed, picking up a can merely creates contact with the Moutain Dew gods. At first contact, they judge if you are worthy or not. If you are worthy, they protect you every second that you are carrying a can... And if their thirst for the blood of the innocent has been quenched by the death of every survivor you meet... They are angry gods. You already know what happens when you are not worthy, they send painful death upon you. Also, apache, be wary that your trolling is lowering your own IQ, CREATING PERMANENT DAMAGE. You could die, dude.

Goddamn all this bastardized English is hurting my head... Your grammar gave me cancer.

There's cannabalism in Fallout 3 and Skyrim, ain't no-one cared. Either that or I merely didn't research much into it.

We already have something like that. Tin cans.

Bullets don't kill people, force kills people.

Somehow managed to read it his voice.

I see no g36. Also, who the hell wouldn't pick one up if they found one?

Yeah, the an/pvs-4 is only a night scope. There is no thermal, and you cannot turn off the nv. Therefore, it is near-useless at day.

Best i've done on a heli crash was probably a glitch. Every possible spawn was taken by either an AS50 or M107. So yeah, like a dozen .50 cal weapons just sitting there.

I've stopped kos'ing a while back, much more fun with random player interaction.

One thing that actually happens if you eat too much human meat is that you start getting uncontrollable muscle spasms and shakes. An easy con to add in. Still would have to "gut" a human and take their human meat steaks... And cook em'.

I fucking love how a MK48 has such little bullet drop even to 800 yards.

L I'm usually on top of the school in Elektro, meet me there on the highest population server you can find... I will be waiting for you there.

This wouldn't be practical for many bandits like me... We would go all schizo even though we roll in a group and kill snipers who try to fuck with newspawns. Aka it would still punish "gallant bandits".